Tasslehoff's letters

by Kitra Vos

Tasslehoff writes to his friends during the fives years before the war. Basically, Tasslehoff's experiences in his own words. NOT SLASH- for J-B who wanted to know about the purfume, it came from the governor's house, where the 'thief' came from (him)

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Don't own Dragon Lance, don't own it's characters.

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(On the front it says "Tasslehoof Burrfoot" all in caps, like this: "Tasslehoff Burrfoot" [The first letter of the names are larger than the rest of the names]. Same type of paper as the 1st letter, just smaller.) (The writing inside the paper is more square-ish than the last two letters.)

Tasslehoff,
You hare-brained kender! I get along just fine without you. And it's rheumatism, you doorknob, rheumatism! Not runes attacking me! Get over that nonsense! Which brings me to my next point.
What are you thinking, wanting to get into a boat with that lummox? It's dangerous! You could get yourself killed that way! How do you think I got my rheumatism, if it weren't for that clumsy ox tipping over that boat? It was a good thing that crazed brother of his was around.
I expect to see you at the Inn of Last Home this year. Traveling around to nowhere is particular is no excuse for not meeting old friends! And no, I do not want to hear another one of your hare-brained tales, you doorknob!
Respectfully,
Flint Fireforge