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Chapter 1.
"Step right up! Get your t-shirts here!" Eddy shouted his sales pitch, hoping that this scam would be more successful then the last eighty- seven.
"Eddy, please.Just give it up!" Double-D said, rather annoyed, as they had been sitting around waiting for almost an hour now, in the 'T-shirtz.' booth. "Nobody, I repeat, nobody is dumb enough to buy t- shirts made of glued-together paper bags." He held one of the bags, erm, messes, erm, t-shirts up , and it looked similar to the 'complimentary towel' Eddy tried to get Jimmy to take in their creek cruise scam.
"It's comfy Eddy!" Ed said happily as he strutted around the sidewalk, wearing the afformentioned 't-shirt'."Yea!" Ed raised his arms above his head, causing the one-size-fits-none t-shirt to rip and fall off." Oops." Ed said as the pieces blew away.
"ED!" Eddy shouted angrily,"Quit wastin' my merchandise!"
" But Eddy," Ed began," I'm not wastin' my merchandise, I wastin' the t-shirts!"
"Well cut it out!" Eddy shouted at he larger boy,"And it's my merchandise, not yours!"
"Potato, banana."Ed said stupidly. Eddy growled, while Double-D chuckled, both at Ed's ignorance.
"Hello Ed-boys." Rolf said as he walked up to the stand.
"Rolf!" Eddy said happily as he zipped behind the stand."What can I do ya' for?"
" Rolf wishes to purchase your fine garments." Rolf said as he gestured to the t-shirts.
"Fine garments?" Double-D said in disbelief," Rolf, please, these are merely-oof!" he was interuppted by Eddy giving him a hard jab in the shoulder with his elbow.
"So Rolf," Eddy said, with that fake cheeriness that we rarely see nowadays( Mainly because it never works anymore). "How many would ya like?"
"With a material so fine," Rolf said as he felt the paper, "Rolf wishes to purchase them all!"
"All of them?!" Eddy and Double-D shouted simultaneosly, although both of different tones, Eddy of greed and happiness, Double-D of, well, let's just say he thinks Rolf's a idiot.
"Yes, all of them."Rolf said, "Must I repeat myself, as with Rolf's chickens when they are not to be laying an egg for Rolf's breakfast?" Rolf felt the shirt again," Never has Rolf felt such fine and thin silk."
"Silk?" Double-D said with the same tone as the first time he tried to explain, but more frustrated," Rolf, please! It's just- aah!" another jab from Eddy, and this time a commentary along with it.
"Shut up Sockhead!" Eddy whispered, " You're gonna' blow it!"
" I will pay you, how you say?" Rolf pondered," Five deer for all of them."
" That's 'bucks' Rolf." Double-D said, rubbing his shoulder."Wait a minute, did you say...?"
" FIVE BUCKS?!" Eddy shouted as he started to drool happily. Rolf took out the fiver and extended it towards Eddy.
" Hey Rolf," Kevin said as he walked over."What's up?"
Rolf pulled the five back, causing Eddy (who was diving for it.) to slam his face on the table.
Rolf licked his finger and stuck it in the air."The sky is blue with the fluffy white shapes that ressemble Nana's backside , Kevin." Rolf said, apparently now a weatherman," and the wind is blowing at 17 clams a workhorse."
Kevin stared blankly for a moment, as did Eddy and Double-D, wheras Ed danced around in the backround, oblivious to anything that was going on." I mean," Kevin said," What are you doing with the dorks?"
" Rolf is purchasing this fine silk." He gestured to the t- shirts.
" Yea, " Eddy said, still drooling, "But you can't get im without payin first." Eddy snatched the fiver out of Rolf's hands, and then saw that it was covered in spit from the little weatherman bit. "Ewwwww." Eddy said as he held it away from him.
" Oh, be still my salami." Ed said as he took the bill out of Eddy's hands and sniffed it, sucking up all of the saliva." It is fresh!"
"Ed!" Eddy shouted, "Gimme back my money!"
" Gimme Gimme never sniffs the saliva Eddy." Ed said goofily as he held the money out of Eddy's reach.
" Well," Kevin said as he walked closer," There goes my appetite."
" As well as mine." Double-D said, disgusted.
" Rolf will be taking the garments now." Rolf said as he began to untack them. Kevin looked at one, then the others.
" Uh, dude." Kevin said plainly,"That's just paper."
"Do not be silly Kevin." Rolf said smugly, " Rolf knows silk when he sees it."
Kevin grabbed one of the t-shirts."Does silk rip like this?" Kevin proceeded to rip the t-shirt. Rolf looked at it for a moment.
"SWINDELERS!" Rolf screamed, livid."You dare to fool the son of a sheperd once again?! Rolf will not stand for this! "
All three Eds looked at Rolf in shock, and fear.
Rolf turned towards Kevin" Let us, how you say? 'Gram ' the Ed-boys?"
"Pound, Rolf," Kevin said as he gesturingly punched his open left hand with his fist, " We're gonna' pound em."
"Run away!" The three Eds shouted together as they ran back up Double-D's driveway, Ed dropping the money as he ran.
"NO!" Eddy shouted as he ran back,"My money!"
" No Eddy!" Double-D said as he and Ed dragged Eddy towards the house," It's not worth it!"
The three boys ran inside Double-D's house and Double-D locked the door behind them.
"Whatcha' do that for?!" Eddy asked angrily, " I coulda' taken Kevin on, he doesn't scare me."
" OPEN UP DORKS!" Kevin shouted as he banged on the door, causing Eddy to shriek like a little girl and hide behind Ed.
Double-D stepped up to the door and cupped his hands over his mouth to create a more computerized-sounding voice." Please leave the premises, you are on private property, you have ten seconds until the electronic missiles attack."Double-D said.
The boys heard Kevin say"Oh Boy.." and then they heard his and Rolf's footsteps running away.
" Great plan Double-D," Eddy praised, "Glad I thought of it." His and Ed's stomachs rumbled."Y'know, all this great thinking makes me hungry, let's get some lunch."
" Alright, "Double-D said as they walked to the kitchen,"I'll make us some sandwiches.Garbanzo paste and cucumber okay?"
"P.B. and J, Double-D" Eddy said, kinda annoyed, " Just, P.B. and J, okay?"
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5 minutes, and two Ed-sized bites out of the table later....
" Ed, Please!" Double-D pleaded as he brought the sandwiches over, " Eat the sandwich, not the table."
He went back to get the milk when he saw a very large sticky note on the fridge, "Hmm, what's this?" He whispered to himself. He read the note quickly and his eyes got that 'I'm-about-to-cry' look. Without turning his back, He spoke to Ed and Eddy," Um, gentleman, could you please, uh, do me a favour and, uh, well, leave now?"
"What? Why?" Eddy asked as he stood up.
"Just, please, go. "Double-D said, still facing the fridge." I have something to deal with right now, you can come back later."
" Um, okay. " Eddy said, confused as he walked out the back door, " C'mon Ed."
Ed headed after him," Can I keep the sandwich?"
Double-D chuckled lightly, "Yes, Ed, you can keep it."
Ed smiled as he stuffed it into his pocket."Okay, see- ya-later Double-D!" He waved.
" Right, later..."Double- D said, with his back still to them, he turned towards the hallway, "See you later."
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Well that's it for this chapter, I hope you liked it so far. What did the note say? Isn't Kevin still outside waiting for the Eds? What, Oh, what will be come of that P.B. and J sandwich?!? Plz R+R, I want at least three rvw's before I put up the next chapter, See You Later!
"Step right up! Get your t-shirts here!" Eddy shouted his sales pitch, hoping that this scam would be more successful then the last eighty- seven.
"Eddy, please.Just give it up!" Double-D said, rather annoyed, as they had been sitting around waiting for almost an hour now, in the 'T-shirtz.' booth. "Nobody, I repeat, nobody is dumb enough to buy t- shirts made of glued-together paper bags." He held one of the bags, erm, messes, erm, t-shirts up , and it looked similar to the 'complimentary towel' Eddy tried to get Jimmy to take in their creek cruise scam.
"It's comfy Eddy!" Ed said happily as he strutted around the sidewalk, wearing the afformentioned 't-shirt'."Yea!" Ed raised his arms above his head, causing the one-size-fits-none t-shirt to rip and fall off." Oops." Ed said as the pieces blew away.
"ED!" Eddy shouted angrily,"Quit wastin' my merchandise!"
" But Eddy," Ed began," I'm not wastin' my merchandise, I wastin' the t-shirts!"
"Well cut it out!" Eddy shouted at he larger boy,"And it's my merchandise, not yours!"
"Potato, banana."Ed said stupidly. Eddy growled, while Double-D chuckled, both at Ed's ignorance.
"Hello Ed-boys." Rolf said as he walked up to the stand.
"Rolf!" Eddy said happily as he zipped behind the stand."What can I do ya' for?"
" Rolf wishes to purchase your fine garments." Rolf said as he gestured to the t-shirts.
"Fine garments?" Double-D said in disbelief," Rolf, please, these are merely-oof!" he was interuppted by Eddy giving him a hard jab in the shoulder with his elbow.
"So Rolf," Eddy said, with that fake cheeriness that we rarely see nowadays( Mainly because it never works anymore). "How many would ya like?"
"With a material so fine," Rolf said as he felt the paper, "Rolf wishes to purchase them all!"
"All of them?!" Eddy and Double-D shouted simultaneosly, although both of different tones, Eddy of greed and happiness, Double-D of, well, let's just say he thinks Rolf's a idiot.
"Yes, all of them."Rolf said, "Must I repeat myself, as with Rolf's chickens when they are not to be laying an egg for Rolf's breakfast?" Rolf felt the shirt again," Never has Rolf felt such fine and thin silk."
"Silk?" Double-D said with the same tone as the first time he tried to explain, but more frustrated," Rolf, please! It's just- aah!" another jab from Eddy, and this time a commentary along with it.
"Shut up Sockhead!" Eddy whispered, " You're gonna' blow it!"
" I will pay you, how you say?" Rolf pondered," Five deer for all of them."
" That's 'bucks' Rolf." Double-D said, rubbing his shoulder."Wait a minute, did you say...?"
" FIVE BUCKS?!" Eddy shouted as he started to drool happily. Rolf took out the fiver and extended it towards Eddy.
" Hey Rolf," Kevin said as he walked over."What's up?"
Rolf pulled the five back, causing Eddy (who was diving for it.) to slam his face on the table.
Rolf licked his finger and stuck it in the air."The sky is blue with the fluffy white shapes that ressemble Nana's backside , Kevin." Rolf said, apparently now a weatherman," and the wind is blowing at 17 clams a workhorse."
Kevin stared blankly for a moment, as did Eddy and Double-D, wheras Ed danced around in the backround, oblivious to anything that was going on." I mean," Kevin said," What are you doing with the dorks?"
" Rolf is purchasing this fine silk." He gestured to the t- shirts.
" Yea, " Eddy said, still drooling, "But you can't get im without payin first." Eddy snatched the fiver out of Rolf's hands, and then saw that it was covered in spit from the little weatherman bit. "Ewwwww." Eddy said as he held it away from him.
" Oh, be still my salami." Ed said as he took the bill out of Eddy's hands and sniffed it, sucking up all of the saliva." It is fresh!"
"Ed!" Eddy shouted, "Gimme back my money!"
" Gimme Gimme never sniffs the saliva Eddy." Ed said goofily as he held the money out of Eddy's reach.
" Well," Kevin said as he walked closer," There goes my appetite."
" As well as mine." Double-D said, disgusted.
" Rolf will be taking the garments now." Rolf said as he began to untack them. Kevin looked at one, then the others.
" Uh, dude." Kevin said plainly,"That's just paper."
"Do not be silly Kevin." Rolf said smugly, " Rolf knows silk when he sees it."
Kevin grabbed one of the t-shirts."Does silk rip like this?" Kevin proceeded to rip the t-shirt. Rolf looked at it for a moment.
"SWINDELERS!" Rolf screamed, livid."You dare to fool the son of a sheperd once again?! Rolf will not stand for this! "
All three Eds looked at Rolf in shock, and fear.
Rolf turned towards Kevin" Let us, how you say? 'Gram ' the Ed-boys?"
"Pound, Rolf," Kevin said as he gesturingly punched his open left hand with his fist, " We're gonna' pound em."
"Run away!" The three Eds shouted together as they ran back up Double-D's driveway, Ed dropping the money as he ran.
"NO!" Eddy shouted as he ran back,"My money!"
" No Eddy!" Double-D said as he and Ed dragged Eddy towards the house," It's not worth it!"
The three boys ran inside Double-D's house and Double-D locked the door behind them.
"Whatcha' do that for?!" Eddy asked angrily, " I coulda' taken Kevin on, he doesn't scare me."
" OPEN UP DORKS!" Kevin shouted as he banged on the door, causing Eddy to shriek like a little girl and hide behind Ed.
Double-D stepped up to the door and cupped his hands over his mouth to create a more computerized-sounding voice." Please leave the premises, you are on private property, you have ten seconds until the electronic missiles attack."Double-D said.
The boys heard Kevin say"Oh Boy.." and then they heard his and Rolf's footsteps running away.
" Great plan Double-D," Eddy praised, "Glad I thought of it." His and Ed's stomachs rumbled."Y'know, all this great thinking makes me hungry, let's get some lunch."
" Alright, "Double-D said as they walked to the kitchen,"I'll make us some sandwiches.Garbanzo paste and cucumber okay?"
"P.B. and J, Double-D" Eddy said, kinda annoyed, " Just, P.B. and J, okay?"
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5 minutes, and two Ed-sized bites out of the table later....
" Ed, Please!" Double-D pleaded as he brought the sandwiches over, " Eat the sandwich, not the table."
He went back to get the milk when he saw a very large sticky note on the fridge, "Hmm, what's this?" He whispered to himself. He read the note quickly and his eyes got that 'I'm-about-to-cry' look. Without turning his back, He spoke to Ed and Eddy," Um, gentleman, could you please, uh, do me a favour and, uh, well, leave now?"
"What? Why?" Eddy asked as he stood up.
"Just, please, go. "Double-D said, still facing the fridge." I have something to deal with right now, you can come back later."
" Um, okay. " Eddy said, confused as he walked out the back door, " C'mon Ed."
Ed headed after him," Can I keep the sandwich?"
Double-D chuckled lightly, "Yes, Ed, you can keep it."
Ed smiled as he stuffed it into his pocket."Okay, see- ya-later Double-D!" He waved.
" Right, later..."Double- D said, with his back still to them, he turned towards the hallway, "See you later."
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Well that's it for this chapter, I hope you liked it so far. What did the note say? Isn't Kevin still outside waiting for the Eds? What, Oh, what will be come of that P.B. and J sandwich?!? Plz R+R, I want at least three rvw's before I put up the next chapter, See You Later!