Chapter 4.
"Get back here , Dork!" Kevin shouted, while he and Rolf ran after Ed and Eddy.
"Quick Eddy!"Ed shouted to his shorter friend," To my house! I have a watermelon!"
"A watermelon?"Eddy asked, "How the heck's that gonna' help us?!"
The two boys ran towards Ed's house. Ed opened the door, letting Eddy go through first, then ran inside himself.
"Ed! You moron!"Eddy shouted, both angry and scared,"You left the door open!"
It seemed as if Ed didn't hear Eddy, he ran to the kitchen and opened the fridge. When he did, there was like an angelic glow. He reached inside....
"Ed! Help!!" Eddy shouted as Kevin ran inside, with Rolf close behind, both ready to pummel the two Eds.
"Take this!" Ed shouted as he threw(gasp!) a mouldy watermelon at Kevin and Rolf. The blow knocked the two back outside onto Ed's lawn. Ed quickly slammed the door shut and plugged his ears. There was a small explosion- type sound. Eddy walked cautiously closer to the door. Ed carefully opened it to reveal......
Kevin and Rolf covered in mouldy blue watermelon fragments and mouldy yellow watermelon slime.
"Oh man!" Kevin screamed in disgust, "This is so gross! I gotta get this stuff off before somebody sees me!" He ran home, dripping yellow slime all the way.
Rolf simply sat there, as a piece of thick slime dripped from his forehead to just above his mouth. He stuck his tongue out and licked around his face, sucking up the slime.
"Hmmmmmm." Rolf said as he stroked his chin in thought.He smacked his lips," Ah yes," He said, and stood up." This will make a fine meal for Rolf's family." He went around and gathered up the fragments. Ed closed the door.
"O-kaaaay...." Eddy said ," That was even grosser than Double-D getting covered in pigeon excra, extra, excree, ah forget it!" He said in frustration, "That was even grosser than Double-D getting covered in pigeon poop!"
"Eddy,"Ed said, worried," I don't think you can say 'poop' on tv."
"Well then we're both in trouble." Eddy said insincerely, "Cause you just said it too."
Ed gasped."Oh no!Please forgive me oh Mighty Lord of tv!" He got down on his knees and bowed to the sky as he said this."I will never do it again! I promise!"
"Ed,"Eddy said, really annoyed by now," Forget it! Lets just go do something, okay?"
" Okay Eddy." Ed said happily, just as before.The two walked to Ed's basement room.
" Hey, Ed." Eddy said to get the larger boy's attention.
"Yes Eddy?" Ed asked.
" Since when do watermelons explode?"Eddy asked.
"Since I left it out last January."Ed replied.
Eddy thought to himself"Note to self: never give Ed food that can go rotten."
Okay, that's the end of this chapter-It looks like the only food Eddy can give Ed now is honey! At least I heard that honey is the only food that never goes bad. Sorry for the delay, but I've been busy with my play in Drama club-The Death and Life of Sneaky Fitch. I have to die in the very first scene-talk about ego crush! Anyways, I hope you guys review! CYA!
"Get back here , Dork!" Kevin shouted, while he and Rolf ran after Ed and Eddy.
"Quick Eddy!"Ed shouted to his shorter friend," To my house! I have a watermelon!"
"A watermelon?"Eddy asked, "How the heck's that gonna' help us?!"
The two boys ran towards Ed's house. Ed opened the door, letting Eddy go through first, then ran inside himself.
"Ed! You moron!"Eddy shouted, both angry and scared,"You left the door open!"
It seemed as if Ed didn't hear Eddy, he ran to the kitchen and opened the fridge. When he did, there was like an angelic glow. He reached inside....
"Ed! Help!!" Eddy shouted as Kevin ran inside, with Rolf close behind, both ready to pummel the two Eds.
"Take this!" Ed shouted as he threw(gasp!) a mouldy watermelon at Kevin and Rolf. The blow knocked the two back outside onto Ed's lawn. Ed quickly slammed the door shut and plugged his ears. There was a small explosion- type sound. Eddy walked cautiously closer to the door. Ed carefully opened it to reveal......
Kevin and Rolf covered in mouldy blue watermelon fragments and mouldy yellow watermelon slime.
"Oh man!" Kevin screamed in disgust, "This is so gross! I gotta get this stuff off before somebody sees me!" He ran home, dripping yellow slime all the way.
Rolf simply sat there, as a piece of thick slime dripped from his forehead to just above his mouth. He stuck his tongue out and licked around his face, sucking up the slime.
"Hmmmmmm." Rolf said as he stroked his chin in thought.He smacked his lips," Ah yes," He said, and stood up." This will make a fine meal for Rolf's family." He went around and gathered up the fragments. Ed closed the door.
"O-kaaaay...." Eddy said ," That was even grosser than Double-D getting covered in pigeon excra, extra, excree, ah forget it!" He said in frustration, "That was even grosser than Double-D getting covered in pigeon poop!"
"Eddy,"Ed said, worried," I don't think you can say 'poop' on tv."
"Well then we're both in trouble." Eddy said insincerely, "Cause you just said it too."
Ed gasped."Oh no!Please forgive me oh Mighty Lord of tv!" He got down on his knees and bowed to the sky as he said this."I will never do it again! I promise!"
"Ed,"Eddy said, really annoyed by now," Forget it! Lets just go do something, okay?"
" Okay Eddy." Ed said happily, just as before.The two walked to Ed's basement room.
" Hey, Ed." Eddy said to get the larger boy's attention.
"Yes Eddy?" Ed asked.
" Since when do watermelons explode?"Eddy asked.
"Since I left it out last January."Ed replied.
Eddy thought to himself"Note to self: never give Ed food that can go rotten."
Okay, that's the end of this chapter-It looks like the only food Eddy can give Ed now is honey! At least I heard that honey is the only food that never goes bad. Sorry for the delay, but I've been busy with my play in Drama club-The Death and Life of Sneaky Fitch. I have to die in the very first scene-talk about ego crush! Anyways, I hope you guys review! CYA!