*****PART ONE: THE ISHTAR'S SECRETS******
Aoi Tenma: *Is narrator* Ladies & Gentlemen.... Welcome to the not-so-true Yu-Gi-Oh secrets documentary. I will be guiding you to the world of the Yu- Gi-Oh characters. What you will see may bring disturbing results &... Well, thier secrets. Duh. Anyway, CV!! Roll the tape!!
Chibi Varon: Hai Aoi sama!!! ^__^ *Plays video*
****WHEN ISIS IS WASTED******
Isis: RIIIIIIIIISSSHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDD!!!!!!!!!!! *Is drunk*
Rishid: O__O
Isis: WHEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEE THEEEE HEEEEEELL AAAARE YOOOOUUUUU!!??????
Rishid: Right here, Ms. Isis....
Isis: WHEEEEEEREEE????!!!!!!
Rishid: ....I'm right in front of you. -__-
Isis: (Hic) Oh. Anyway, I'm going to buy some panties for Marik. Take care of the house.
Rishid: O____O Ms. Isis, I don't think--
Isis: SHUT UP MAN-WHORE!!! (Hic) *Steals Aoi Tenma's bazooka & shoots the door open* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *Goes off & steals Malik's motor* *Goes to who-knows-where*
Rishid: O.O;;
Malik: *Just entered the room* Has anyone seen the bazooka I stole from Aoi?
Rishid: ......-_____-;;
BACK WITH ISIS
Isis: *Is in a grocery shop* EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIILL!!! *Slashes fridge containing ice-creams with Pakkizuki's chainsaw*
Manager: INSANE WOMAN IN AISLE 4!! INSANE WOMAN IN AISLE 4!!!! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!! O_____O
Isis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *Takes out bomb* *Blows up aisle 4*
People who hasn't run away for some reason in aisle 4: *Dead* *Becomes ghosts*
Random dude: *Is psychic* I see dead people..... O_O *Dies randomly*
Isis: *Still wasted* MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Anzu: *Is grocery shopping with Yugi* Yugi...
Yugi: Yeah?
Anzu: Is that Isis? *Points to a drunk Isis laughing like a maniac on a hill of dead people*
Yugi: O_________O Anzu, we'd better run...
Anzu: Wha--?
Yugi: *Grabs Anzu & dashes out of the store*
Anzu: Yugi why are we-- *Looks behind her*
Isis: *Is chasing them with the chainsaw from Pakkizuki* MWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEHHHH......!!!!!! YOU HAVE UPSET THE GRAVE OF THE MOLES!!! FOR THAT YOU MUST SUFFER~~!!!!!
Anzu: O_____O *Runs faster than Yugi, dragging him instead*
Isis: MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
***********WHAT MALIK DOES IN HIS SPARE TIME*****
BACK IN THE ISHTAR RESIDENCE
Malik: Come again?
Rishid: Ms. Isis went to buy you some *Cough* female undergarments.
Malik: O.o;; Right... Anyway, I gotta go.
Rishid: Where to, Malik-sama?
Malik: DARE YOU QUESTION MY PRIVACY??!!!
Rishid: Err, no... O_o
Malik: Good. *Goes out through hole in the door Isis made* O________O NANIIIIIIIII???!!!!!!! WHERE THE F*CK IS MY LITTLE BABY??!!!
Rishid: Oh, you mean Emily? Isis took her.
Malik: WHAT?! BUT I NEED MY BABY TO GO TO THE INSANE HUMANITIES CLUB!!!!
Okay, intermission. Those who hasn't figured out who 'Emily' is, he's talking about his motorcycle. No, this is not the official name. No, I don't have a friend named Emily. Yes, this name was random. And yes, the Insane Humanities Club belongs to me, so don't use it without permission.
Rishid: O_o Malik-sama, why woud you go to an 'Insane Humanities Club'?
Malik: People there are insane. And it's pretty educative to know that they know how to plot effective plans to destroy just about... ANYTHING!!
Rishid: ....Like?
Malik: PINEAPPLES!! ^-^ Besides, the leader has a lot of destructive weapons I steal all the time.
Rishid: ......So that's what you do during your spare time...
Malik: QUIET BITCH!! *Goes anyway by taxi*
Taxi driver: *Is Pakkizuki, Aoi Tenma's school junior* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! *Crashes taxi into fire hydrant*
Fire hydrant: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Dies*
Pakkizuki: *Finally reaches IHC after crashing the taxi unto various random objects* MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Dude, we're here.
Malik: *Is asleep* *Wakes up* Huh--? Wha--? Oh yeah, right...
Pakkizuki: That would be 2300yen.
Malik: Here you go, keep the change. *Hands her 1000yen*
Pakkizuki: THANKS!! ^__^ Now, GET OUT!!! *Kicks Malik out of cab*
Malik: O...kay...
INSIDE THE CLUB ROOM
Random insane guy #1: I AM SAILOR MOON!!!! FEAR MY SAILOR-GIRLY-NESS!!! *Winks*
Random insane guy #2: Telletubbies, telletubbies, say-hel-lo!! E-OH!! *Does balet* *Twirls*
Random insane guy #1: *Twirls with Random insane guy #2* Moon dance attack!! *does Michael Jackson moon dance*
Random insane guy #3: 3523570576704967073967 plus 2563675623765923483682 minus 2 times 787943798574 is 1. ^_^
Malik: *To Aoi Tenma, the owner of the club* Can I steal your grenade?
AT: Uhhhh... Okay!!
Malik: Heheh... Moron.
Right... While Malik is in the club, let's see what happens to Rishid, shall we?
*****WHAT RISHID DOES WHEN HE'S ALONE*****
Rishid: *To mirror* You know... You are one sexy bitch...
Mirror: O__O
Rishid: *Kisses himself in the mirror*
Yes.... Extremely disturbing, no?This concludes 'Ishtar secrets', tune in next time for 'THE YAMI & HIKARI SOULROOM', only on the random fic by Aoi Tenma, "THE LIVES OF YGO CHARACTERS"
^^^^^^^TSUZUKU(TO BE CONTINUED)^^^^
Chibi Noa: O_O
Chibi Malik: O_O
Chibi Varon: *Clueless* ^_^
AT: Eheh...^^;; RnR?
Aoi Tenma: *Is narrator* Ladies & Gentlemen.... Welcome to the not-so-true Yu-Gi-Oh secrets documentary. I will be guiding you to the world of the Yu- Gi-Oh characters. What you will see may bring disturbing results &... Well, thier secrets. Duh. Anyway, CV!! Roll the tape!!
Chibi Varon: Hai Aoi sama!!! ^__^ *Plays video*
****WHEN ISIS IS WASTED******
Isis: RIIIIIIIIISSSHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDD!!!!!!!!!!! *Is drunk*
Rishid: O__O
Isis: WHEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEE THEEEE HEEEEEELL AAAARE YOOOOUUUUU!!??????
Rishid: Right here, Ms. Isis....
Isis: WHEEEEEEREEE????!!!!!!
Rishid: ....I'm right in front of you. -__-
Isis: (Hic) Oh. Anyway, I'm going to buy some panties for Marik. Take care of the house.
Rishid: O____O Ms. Isis, I don't think--
Isis: SHUT UP MAN-WHORE!!! (Hic) *Steals Aoi Tenma's bazooka & shoots the door open* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *Goes off & steals Malik's motor* *Goes to who-knows-where*
Rishid: O.O;;
Malik: *Just entered the room* Has anyone seen the bazooka I stole from Aoi?
Rishid: ......-_____-;;
BACK WITH ISIS
Isis: *Is in a grocery shop* EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIILL!!! *Slashes fridge containing ice-creams with Pakkizuki's chainsaw*
Manager: INSANE WOMAN IN AISLE 4!! INSANE WOMAN IN AISLE 4!!!! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!! O_____O
Isis: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *Takes out bomb* *Blows up aisle 4*
People who hasn't run away for some reason in aisle 4: *Dead* *Becomes ghosts*
Random dude: *Is psychic* I see dead people..... O_O *Dies randomly*
Isis: *Still wasted* MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Anzu: *Is grocery shopping with Yugi* Yugi...
Yugi: Yeah?
Anzu: Is that Isis? *Points to a drunk Isis laughing like a maniac on a hill of dead people*
Yugi: O_________O Anzu, we'd better run...
Anzu: Wha--?
Yugi: *Grabs Anzu & dashes out of the store*
Anzu: Yugi why are we-- *Looks behind her*
Isis: *Is chasing them with the chainsaw from Pakkizuki* MWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEHHHH......!!!!!! YOU HAVE UPSET THE GRAVE OF THE MOLES!!! FOR THAT YOU MUST SUFFER~~!!!!!
Anzu: O_____O *Runs faster than Yugi, dragging him instead*
Isis: MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
***********WHAT MALIK DOES IN HIS SPARE TIME*****
BACK IN THE ISHTAR RESIDENCE
Malik: Come again?
Rishid: Ms. Isis went to buy you some *Cough* female undergarments.
Malik: O.o;; Right... Anyway, I gotta go.
Rishid: Where to, Malik-sama?
Malik: DARE YOU QUESTION MY PRIVACY??!!!
Rishid: Err, no... O_o
Malik: Good. *Goes out through hole in the door Isis made* O________O NANIIIIIIIII???!!!!!!! WHERE THE F*CK IS MY LITTLE BABY??!!!
Rishid: Oh, you mean Emily? Isis took her.
Malik: WHAT?! BUT I NEED MY BABY TO GO TO THE INSANE HUMANITIES CLUB!!!!
Okay, intermission. Those who hasn't figured out who 'Emily' is, he's talking about his motorcycle. No, this is not the official name. No, I don't have a friend named Emily. Yes, this name was random. And yes, the Insane Humanities Club belongs to me, so don't use it without permission.
Rishid: O_o Malik-sama, why woud you go to an 'Insane Humanities Club'?
Malik: People there are insane. And it's pretty educative to know that they know how to plot effective plans to destroy just about... ANYTHING!!
Rishid: ....Like?
Malik: PINEAPPLES!! ^-^ Besides, the leader has a lot of destructive weapons I steal all the time.
Rishid: ......So that's what you do during your spare time...
Malik: QUIET BITCH!! *Goes anyway by taxi*
Taxi driver: *Is Pakkizuki, Aoi Tenma's school junior* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! *Crashes taxi into fire hydrant*
Fire hydrant: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Dies*
Pakkizuki: *Finally reaches IHC after crashing the taxi unto various random objects* MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Dude, we're here.
Malik: *Is asleep* *Wakes up* Huh--? Wha--? Oh yeah, right...
Pakkizuki: That would be 2300yen.
Malik: Here you go, keep the change. *Hands her 1000yen*
Pakkizuki: THANKS!! ^__^ Now, GET OUT!!! *Kicks Malik out of cab*
Malik: O...kay...
INSIDE THE CLUB ROOM
Random insane guy #1: I AM SAILOR MOON!!!! FEAR MY SAILOR-GIRLY-NESS!!! *Winks*
Random insane guy #2: Telletubbies, telletubbies, say-hel-lo!! E-OH!! *Does balet* *Twirls*
Random insane guy #1: *Twirls with Random insane guy #2* Moon dance attack!! *does Michael Jackson moon dance*
Random insane guy #3: 3523570576704967073967 plus 2563675623765923483682 minus 2 times 787943798574 is 1. ^_^
Malik: *To Aoi Tenma, the owner of the club* Can I steal your grenade?
AT: Uhhhh... Okay!!
Malik: Heheh... Moron.
Right... While Malik is in the club, let's see what happens to Rishid, shall we?
*****WHAT RISHID DOES WHEN HE'S ALONE*****
Rishid: *To mirror* You know... You are one sexy bitch...
Mirror: O__O
Rishid: *Kisses himself in the mirror*
Yes.... Extremely disturbing, no?This concludes 'Ishtar secrets', tune in next time for 'THE YAMI & HIKARI SOULROOM', only on the random fic by Aoi Tenma, "THE LIVES OF YGO CHARACTERS"
^^^^^^^TSUZUKU(TO BE CONTINUED)^^^^
Chibi Noa: O_O
Chibi Malik: O_O
Chibi Varon: *Clueless* ^_^
AT: Eheh...^^;; RnR?