Aoi: Yo!! I'm back!!
Chibi Varon: AOI-SAMAAAAAAA!!!! TOT ::Glomps Aoi:: You promised you'd play with me for three hours!!!!
Aoi: Err.... Did I? O.O
Chibi Varon: YEAH!!! T-T
Chibi Noa: Mou, I'm bored playing with the PS3... Aoi-sama must play with me too!!
Chibi Malik: Aoi....
Aoi: VARON!! GET OFF ME!! ::To Chibi Malik:: Yeah?
Chibi Malik: Ne, how come there are helmets of Critias, Helmus & Timaeus in the bionic muse chamber? Are you making more chibi muses?
Aoi: Yep!! ...Though getting those helmets off those dudes were hard... At first I was going to steal Amelda's late brother's toy, then Raphael's sunglasses & Dartz's funky necklace
Chibi Noa: But?
Aoi: -.-;; But in the end, Amelda nearly killed me with his motorcycle, while Dartz nearly sealed me with his orichalcos spell thingie, and as for Raphael... I decided he doesn't look too good being a chibi.
Muses: O.O
Aoi: Anyway!! Let the insanity begin!! Chibi Varon! Roll the tape!!
Chibi Varon: Hai!
YAMI & HIKARI SOULROOM
Aoi: (Is as usual, your narrator) Good evening and welcome to the not so true documentary of your favourite Yugiou characters, 'Hajimemashite'!!! Tonight we will be covering our story on what Yamis do when they are in their soulroom, and what their hikaris do when THEY are in their soulroom. Let's start with our main star, Yugi & Nattori no Yuugi!!
%%Natori no Yuugi's soulroom%%
Natori no Yuugi (I'll call him Yami, since it's easier): ::Is playing with the PS3 some random chibi version of Noah gave him:: Man, I love technology!!!! XD
MEANWHILE....
Yuugi: ::Is being picked on by Ushio::
Jounouchi: ::Is having his sacred moments (Lunch) and cannot help Yuugi::
Anzu: ::Is cleaning her VSS Vintorez sniper gun that Aoi tenma gave her for the sake of this fic:: O.O I never thought the day would come that I would actually be doing this...
Honda: ::Does not notice anything and thus cannot help Yuugi because the authoress said-- wrote so:: I want a bunny, yes... I want a bunny, yes... Iwan I want I want I want a bunny, yes....
Other people that's suppose to be involved: ::Isn't doing anything to help Yuugi like they'd supposedly do::
Yuugi: MERCY!!! T-T;;;
Ushio: NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME YOUR MONEY, PUNK!!!
Yuugi: Yami? HELP PLEASE!!! XO
BACK WITH YAMI
Yami: ::Sleeping with a numb thumb after playing for hours:: ZZzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzZzZ.....
Yuugi's voice VIA the puzzle: HEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!!! TOT;;
AFTER SOME TIME
Yami: ::Goes to Yuugi's soulroom just for the sake of it:: Huh? O.O ::Notices a magazine on the floor:: ::Reads it::
Magazine: ::Happens to be the (in)famous issue of 'nude female dueling cards getting bonked by male dueling cards::
Yami: HE ACTUALLY HAS THIS STUFF??? OoO ::Reads it:: I know Dark Magician & Dark Magician Girl make a cute couple, but this is wrong.... ::Flips through more pages:: ????!!!! O.o THE HARPIE LADY SISTERS???!!! THAT'S INCEST!!!! XP (Baaad mental image, no? n.n;;)
BACK WITH YUUGI
Yuugi: ::Is potentially mutated:: Help... Me.... Xx;;
Yami: Huh? ::Finally realised Yuugi is being picked on:: YUGI!!
Puzzle: ::Does the shiny thing and turns Yuugi to Nattori no Yuugi::
Yami: ::Beats up Ushio...At last::
%%Yuugi's Soulroom%%
Yuugi: Finally!!! . ::Is miraculously healed:: Now that he's out, time for the soulsearch... ::Looks around for his magazine (You KNOW which one):: WHERE IS IT??!!! ...Oh well... ::Goes to a silver box at the corner of his soulroom:: ::Opens it::
Box: ::Contains other porn magazines::
Yuugi: ::Begins reading them::
%%Natori no Bakura%%
Bakura: ::Watching TV in his soulroom:: Yes... THAT'S RIGHT!!!! DON'T GIVE ANY MERCY!!! GIVE 'EM THE KILL!!! ::Something happens in the film scene, making him gasp:: NO!! DON'T DO THAT!! BEHIND YOU, BEHIND YOU!!!! ::Something else happens:: AAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! SEE??!!! YOU'RE DEAD NOW!!!! DAMMIT!!!!
TV show: ::Is a soap opera::
Bakura: GOMEZ!!! No.... Now Maria will find out you're gay... WHY??!!! T-T
Soap opera: ::Changes to commercial::
Bakura: ...Ah... Oh well. Time to wreak havoc.
Millenium ring: ::Transform Ryou to Bakura::
Bakura: ::Wreaks havoc::
%%Ryou Bakura%%
Ryou: ....WHERE IS THAT MAGAZINE??!!! --Oh yeah, I lent it to Yuugi... ::Oh well:: Opens a similar box to that of Yuugi's
Box: ::Contains a starch of porn magazines::
Ryou: ::Takes 3 of them and began 'reading' them:: Whoah... Who would've thought Miho had these sizes...
And thus concludes 'Yami and Hikari soulroom, tune in next time for 'Hajimemashite!' for our next documentary, 'The Kaibas' Everyday Lives!' (Courtesy to a reviewer)
Aoi Tenma: ...Yeah... It's short, I know... U.U;;
Chibi Noa: Mou... You're going to do my family next?
Aoi tenma: Yes!! XD
Chibi Malik: ...And I thought my documentary was disturbing...
Chibi Varon: Varon tsumanai!!
Aoi tenma: Anyway... Ja ne!!
Chibi Varon: AOI-SAMAAAAAAA!!!! TOT ::Glomps Aoi:: You promised you'd play with me for three hours!!!!
Aoi: Err.... Did I? O.O
Chibi Varon: YEAH!!! T-T
Chibi Noa: Mou, I'm bored playing with the PS3... Aoi-sama must play with me too!!
Chibi Malik: Aoi....
Aoi: VARON!! GET OFF ME!! ::To Chibi Malik:: Yeah?
Chibi Malik: Ne, how come there are helmets of Critias, Helmus & Timaeus in the bionic muse chamber? Are you making more chibi muses?
Aoi: Yep!! ...Though getting those helmets off those dudes were hard... At first I was going to steal Amelda's late brother's toy, then Raphael's sunglasses & Dartz's funky necklace
Chibi Noa: But?
Aoi: -.-;; But in the end, Amelda nearly killed me with his motorcycle, while Dartz nearly sealed me with his orichalcos spell thingie, and as for Raphael... I decided he doesn't look too good being a chibi.
Muses: O.O
Aoi: Anyway!! Let the insanity begin!! Chibi Varon! Roll the tape!!
Chibi Varon: Hai!
YAMI & HIKARI SOULROOM
Aoi: (Is as usual, your narrator) Good evening and welcome to the not so true documentary of your favourite Yugiou characters, 'Hajimemashite'!!! Tonight we will be covering our story on what Yamis do when they are in their soulroom, and what their hikaris do when THEY are in their soulroom. Let's start with our main star, Yugi & Nattori no Yuugi!!
%%Natori no Yuugi's soulroom%%
Natori no Yuugi (I'll call him Yami, since it's easier): ::Is playing with the PS3 some random chibi version of Noah gave him:: Man, I love technology!!!! XD
MEANWHILE....
Yuugi: ::Is being picked on by Ushio::
Jounouchi: ::Is having his sacred moments (Lunch) and cannot help Yuugi::
Anzu: ::Is cleaning her VSS Vintorez sniper gun that Aoi tenma gave her for the sake of this fic:: O.O I never thought the day would come that I would actually be doing this...
Honda: ::Does not notice anything and thus cannot help Yuugi because the authoress said-- wrote so:: I want a bunny, yes... I want a bunny, yes... Iwan I want I want I want a bunny, yes....
Other people that's suppose to be involved: ::Isn't doing anything to help Yuugi like they'd supposedly do::
Yuugi: MERCY!!! T-T;;;
Ushio: NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME YOUR MONEY, PUNK!!!
Yuugi: Yami? HELP PLEASE!!! XO
BACK WITH YAMI
Yami: ::Sleeping with a numb thumb after playing for hours:: ZZzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzZzZ.....
Yuugi's voice VIA the puzzle: HEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!!!! TOT;;
AFTER SOME TIME
Yami: ::Goes to Yuugi's soulroom just for the sake of it:: Huh? O.O ::Notices a magazine on the floor:: ::Reads it::
Magazine: ::Happens to be the (in)famous issue of 'nude female dueling cards getting bonked by male dueling cards::
Yami: HE ACTUALLY HAS THIS STUFF??? OoO ::Reads it:: I know Dark Magician & Dark Magician Girl make a cute couple, but this is wrong.... ::Flips through more pages:: ????!!!! O.o THE HARPIE LADY SISTERS???!!! THAT'S INCEST!!!! XP (Baaad mental image, no? n.n;;)
BACK WITH YUUGI
Yuugi: ::Is potentially mutated:: Help... Me.... Xx;;
Yami: Huh? ::Finally realised Yuugi is being picked on:: YUGI!!
Puzzle: ::Does the shiny thing and turns Yuugi to Nattori no Yuugi::
Yami: ::Beats up Ushio...At last::
%%Yuugi's Soulroom%%
Yuugi: Finally!!! . ::Is miraculously healed:: Now that he's out, time for the soulsearch... ::Looks around for his magazine (You KNOW which one):: WHERE IS IT??!!! ...Oh well... ::Goes to a silver box at the corner of his soulroom:: ::Opens it::
Box: ::Contains other porn magazines::
Yuugi: ::Begins reading them::
%%Natori no Bakura%%
Bakura: ::Watching TV in his soulroom:: Yes... THAT'S RIGHT!!!! DON'T GIVE ANY MERCY!!! GIVE 'EM THE KILL!!! ::Something happens in the film scene, making him gasp:: NO!! DON'T DO THAT!! BEHIND YOU, BEHIND YOU!!!! ::Something else happens:: AAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! SEE??!!! YOU'RE DEAD NOW!!!! DAMMIT!!!!
TV show: ::Is a soap opera::
Bakura: GOMEZ!!! No.... Now Maria will find out you're gay... WHY??!!! T-T
Soap opera: ::Changes to commercial::
Bakura: ...Ah... Oh well. Time to wreak havoc.
Millenium ring: ::Transform Ryou to Bakura::
Bakura: ::Wreaks havoc::
%%Ryou Bakura%%
Ryou: ....WHERE IS THAT MAGAZINE??!!! --Oh yeah, I lent it to Yuugi... ::Oh well:: Opens a similar box to that of Yuugi's
Box: ::Contains a starch of porn magazines::
Ryou: ::Takes 3 of them and began 'reading' them:: Whoah... Who would've thought Miho had these sizes...
And thus concludes 'Yami and Hikari soulroom, tune in next time for 'Hajimemashite!' for our next documentary, 'The Kaibas' Everyday Lives!' (Courtesy to a reviewer)
Aoi Tenma: ...Yeah... It's short, I know... U.U;;
Chibi Noa: Mou... You're going to do my family next?
Aoi tenma: Yes!! XD
Chibi Malik: ...And I thought my documentary was disturbing...
Chibi Varon: Varon tsumanai!!
Aoi tenma: Anyway... Ja ne!!