The Book

Disclaimer-I don't own any of these quotes or Inu Yasha

Sango moaned and she picked up another one of Kagome's left behind items. 'Hey! It's a book. I wanna read some.' She flipped open to a chapter that read: On Life

Be careful of your thoughts, for your thoughts become your words. Be careful of your words, for your words become your actions. Be careful of your actions, for your actions become your habits. Be careful of your habits, for your habits become your character. Be careful of your character, for your character becomes your destiny.

When I do right, no one ever remembers. When I do wrong, no one ever forgets.

Ever noticed how all women's problems begin with men? MENtal illnes....MENstrual cramps...MENtal breakdown....MENopause...GUYnocologist

If you like a person, and you tell them... they hate you afterwards... if you like a person, and don't tell them, you find out they liked you, and now you lost your chance, and they wonder why I am so fcking confused

No one dies a virgin... life screws us all!

I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.

Experience is the hardest teacher, it gives you the test first and then the lesson.

If it's not alright, it's not the end.

Life is like a piƱata...Take a chance and whack it!

I hope your life is like toilet paper, long and useful.

A dieters worst nightmare...a friend who can eat ANYTHING......and not gain a pound.

See a penny pick it up and all day long you'll have: A penny

Life in general is a little less interesting than getting stabbed in the eye with a pencil.

If a women tells you she's 20 and she looks 16 she's 12, if she tells you she's 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40

Life's a btch, but you still gotta live it.

The thing I fear most isn't to die, it's just the opposite, it's to stay alive.

Sango cracked up as read the last few quotes. "I'm gonna have to ask Kagome if I can borrow this book."