Toad's Writing Assignment
By Cirrus
---------------- Disclaimer: I own nothing!!!!!!!!! I don't own X-men: Evo, Tenchi Muyo, or Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't sue me, big executive guy- people!!!!!!!! ------------------
"Once there was a Japanese-Irishman, named Finnigan Washuu who liked socks. So he married a person named Spam because she liked socks also. They lived a happy life, until suddenly, Finnigan Washuu found out Spam was cheating on him with his brother, Seamus Washuu. So he decided to divorce her and marry his brother. But rather than have someone divorce her, Spam decided to gorily slaughter Finnigan. But his gay, incestuous lover, Seamus, dumped Spam and, since he was of royal blood through Finnigan's stepfather, he threw her out of the country. After that, Finnigan and his brother got married and had sex 24/7. The End."
"Todd, what kind of crap is this???"
"Ummmm...my original story, Mr. Finnigan."
"Please report to the Principal's Office, Mr. Tolensky. Immediately."
"But-"
"Go!"
---------------------------- Author's Note: I wrote this with my best friend, Ben. Spam is a friend of ours, who is completely straight, unlike the "Washuu's" who hopefully do not exist. We got the name Washuu from Tenchi and we got the brothers names (Seamus and Finnigan) from Harry Potter. Please R&R!!!!!!!!
By Cirrus
---------------- Disclaimer: I own nothing!!!!!!!!! I don't own X-men: Evo, Tenchi Muyo, or Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!!! Please don't sue me, big executive guy- people!!!!!!!! ------------------
"Once there was a Japanese-Irishman, named Finnigan Washuu who liked socks. So he married a person named Spam because she liked socks also. They lived a happy life, until suddenly, Finnigan Washuu found out Spam was cheating on him with his brother, Seamus Washuu. So he decided to divorce her and marry his brother. But rather than have someone divorce her, Spam decided to gorily slaughter Finnigan. But his gay, incestuous lover, Seamus, dumped Spam and, since he was of royal blood through Finnigan's stepfather, he threw her out of the country. After that, Finnigan and his brother got married and had sex 24/7. The End."
"Todd, what kind of crap is this???"
"Ummmm...my original story, Mr. Finnigan."
"Please report to the Principal's Office, Mr. Tolensky. Immediately."
"But-"
"Go!"
---------------------------- Author's Note: I wrote this with my best friend, Ben. Spam is a friend of ours, who is completely straight, unlike the "Washuu's" who hopefully do not exist. We got the name Washuu from Tenchi and we got the brothers names (Seamus and Finnigan) from Harry Potter. Please R&R!!!!!!!!