Title: Sex and Candy
Author: KawaiiChica
Disclaimer: The characters of Inuyasha belong to Rumiko Takahashi and other people who've gotten very, very rich while I can barely afford a DVD, so no, I do not own them. sigh The song 'Sex and Candy' is owned by Marcy Playground.
Story Summary: He knew he shouldn't watch, but what's a houshi to do when given an once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?
Rating: R (For some citrus, but nothing too graphic as to offend anyone)
" " Speaking
[ ] Thoughts
- - Singing
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"Listen bub, I'm tired, hungry, aching and covered in goo, I don't CARE if you get angry, I'm going to take a bath whether you like it or not, got it?!"
Inuyasha nodded his head, knowing if he said the wrong thing he'd get sat quicker than he could blink. A cranky Kagome was NOT to be underestimated or crossed, especially after a fight like the one they'd just had. Not to mention the fact that she was right about the goo, it covered her from head to foot and reeked horribly. Hell, it was so bad Shippo had passed out when he'd run over to make sure she was ok, and Inuyasha himself was feeling a bit nauseous also. Stepping out of her way, he held his breath when she walked by and sighed in relief when she was far enough away for the smell not to reach him.
"Ugh, what happened?" Shippo whined, sitting up and scrunching up his nose.
"Snail youkai," Inuyasha shrugged and picked up the kit, swinging him by the back of his shirt while they made their way back to the camp where Sango had stayed to tend to her sick Kirara.
"Hey, Inuyasha? Could we go get Kagome some flowers? I bet they'd make her feel better!" Shippo smiled, thoroughly enjoying the swinging sensation. "There are some really nice ones in a field over that way."
"Feh."
Casually, the grumpy hanyou followed the kitsune's directions, spinning him every once in a while and smirking at the laughs it caused. [After all he is just a kid] Reaching the flowers they'd been searching, he set him down and waited for him to finish. [Kagome was pretty pissed when she got covered in that slime, I guess it wouldn't have killed me to wait a second for her to move before killing it.]
When Shippo grabbed a particularly nasty bunch he knew Kagome wouldn't like, he grunted in disapproval and watched him toss it away. [Hopefully they'll help cool down the wench's temper]
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At the same moment in another part of the forest:
[Its good to have some peace and quiet sometimes] Miroku sighed, sitting atop a rock beneath the small waterfall. He'd been quite pleased to find this relatively large lake on his way through the forest. Having gotten a tad carried away with sake the night before, the others had left him behind, rather rudely actually, to cure his hangover and catch up when he could.
In truth, Inuyasha had dragged them off when Kagome said she felt the shard wasn't too far away. She'd left him some tea and a couple of those marvelous little tablets she called 'as-per-in' that helped soothe the pain. Feeling the need to freshen up, he'd been tempted to bathe at the hut but thought better of it in the end. He really did need to catch up, but now, sitting under the steady pressure of the water, he figured they could wait a while longer.
Imagine his surprise when a familiar voice reached his ears, coming closer by the minute. Figuring that she had probably seen the lake on their travels and had come back to bathe, he hesitated about his options.
Option 1: Swim over to the shore and allow the young girl the privacy she deserved. (Seeing how he was done and it was the gentlemanly thing to do.)
... or ...
Option 2: Slide back to the small cavern behind him near the vines to his left and taking a peak at the lovely young lady while she bathed, waiting for her to finish before leaving. (Yep, definitely a houshi-like thing to do.)
The question was simple, and easily enough he scooted over and out of the way, just in time for the young lady to appear at the edge of the forest. The poor thing was a mess, covered from head to foot in a nasty youkai goo. Quickly she set aside her 'cee-dee' player and kicked off her shoes. To his surprise and annoyance, she did not remove her clothes, opting instead to enter the water fully dressed. Luckily, she'd come from somewhere nearby and had left her things not far from where he was.
Scrubbing herself off with some of her watery soap, she hummed along to a song she'd been listening to and finally moved up to the bank again, slowly removing the wet but vastly cleaner articles. Starting with her socks, she peeled one off and then the other, tossing them onto the shore and shaking her head when they landed one on top of the other.
Moving over to set them side by side, she again turned to enter the water and started singing aloud, the music adding to the deliciously wicked picture she presented.
- Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine -
Off came her shirt, slowly peeling off her body like a second skin. Unnoticed by the breathless monk, his mouth fell lower with each inch that was slowly uncovered, dropping completely when she turned and bent over to spread the material on the grass.
- And I was thinkin' 'bout myself
And then there she was -
Next her hands went to her skirt, slipping it over her body, up along her waist, ribs, past her bound chest and over her arms. That too went to the ground and Miroku bit his lip in order to remain silent.
- In platform double suede
Yeah there she was
Like disco lemonade -
Her panties were next, sliding easily down her legs, to be lifted by one of her feet so she could reach down and not have to bend again. Tossing them onto the grass carelessly, she turned and slipped deeper into the water, hands going round her back to remove the last piece left.
- I smell sex and candy here -
[Kami-sama help me!] Miroku all but drooled as she unbound her chest, tossing the 'braw' thingy onto the grass with the rest of the clothes.
- Who's that lounging in my chair -
Stopping her singing for a moment, she moved over and grabbed another bottle of gooey soap and poured some into her hand, lathering it atop her head and through her hair. The slippery stuff created small bubbles in her ebonylocks, the small suds sliding languidly down her upper body, which was now mostly covered by the shoulder-deep water.
- Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction -
Kagome smiled, moving over to the waterfall to rinse them off.
- Mama this surely is a dream -
[Hai, this must surely be a dream] Miroku gulped, pressing back against the wall as she came right up to the spot beside him and stepped beneath the steadily flowing water he'd been under moments ago.
- Mama this surely is a dream -
Her words repeated themselves in his mind, ringing true as the only possible explanation for this vision before him.
The water smoothly made its way through her hair, following along her sinuous curves, slipping over each and every dip of her shapely young body. Having found the rock he'd been sitting on, she used it to hold herself up better, moving herself forward beneath the water and kneeling atop it, completely oblivious to the perfect view she was giving the monk in front of her.
Feeling the small amount of air from the cavern, she moved forward and squeezed her hair out, keeping her eyes closed against the droplets falling from her bangs. Her sudden giggle filled the small area and was nearly enough to snap Miroku's control.
It was her next movement, however, that truly did him in.
- Yeah Mama this must be my dream -
With a dreamy sigh, Kagome lay back on the rock with the cascade to protect her from being seen. She relaxed with the cool water at her back and wiped her bangs from her eyes - just in time to meet pair of burning violet orbs above her.
Instinctively, she opened her mouth to scream and was cut off by a pair of lips crashing down upon hers.
[Kami-sama]
She'd read about this, burning passion between two people, but having never been kissed, had doubted the reality of those silly books. However this was real, this desperate, overpowering heat rushing through her.
Miroku moaned, his hands holding his body over her yet remaining motionless, only his mouth and tongue exploring hers. The stillness engulfed her as the kiss seemed to reach into her very soul, a violent shiver running from her head to toe.
This was the kiss of a master, she soon realized once her mind was capable of rational thought. It held no urgency, no demand, just a sweet joining filled with longing and warmth. It occurred to her that it was like a gift which for this moment she was glad to accept. When he finally moved back to catch his breath, she lay there, raising an unsteady hand to her pounding heart.
"F-Forgive me Kagome-sama, I should not have..." his rambled explanations were silenced by a careless wave of her hand.
"You were in here the whole time?" She whispered in awe.
"Hai"
"And you were watching me?"
"Hai"
Kagome took a minute to think on that, asking in a soft, dream-like whisper, "I wonder... is it possible to feel two completely opposite emotions at the same time?"
Miroku took a steadying breath and nodded, "Like what?"
"That kiss was... loving," she lay there staring up at the moss-covered rocks above, "I feel loved, if a bit violated, but loved still... both at the same time, is that possible? Does that make sense?"
"In this sort of situation, I believe so, yes," Miroku nodded and watched her take that in, sitting up after a few more minutes of thinking.
"I think I'll ignore the violated feelings and go with the loved ones instead," she finally looked over to him with a smile. "Our little secret?"
"Of course, Kagome-sama..." Miroku swallowed his next words when a familiar voice interrupted, coming from the shore.
"Kagomeee! I brought you some flowers to make you feel better! Kagome where did you go?! I don't see you in the water!"
Shippo's rising panic made her slip off the rock towards the waterfall, stopping for a second when she was nearly under. "You just gave me my first kiss," with a smile, she slipped further down before resurfacing with a blush, "Maybe later we can see about my second?"
Without waiting for a reply, she ducked back under the water, quickly moving over to the grass where the excited kitsune awaited her.
"Hey Shippo-chan, those flowers are beautiful, you said they were for me?" Kagome stepped out of the lake and grabbed a towel, quickly drying herself off and changing into her spare clothes.
"Hai, Inuyasha and I picked them for you!" Shippo frowned for a moment, "Well it was more like I picked them and he 'feh-ded' every so often in approval."
That brought about a laugh from Kagome while she gathered her things, "Thank you sweetie, they're lovely."
Throwing everything into her backpack now that it was all a bit drier from the mid-day sun, she picked up her cd player, bouquet, and Shippo, scratching his ears while singing again. Her words echoing once more in the monk's ears and mind as they drifted further away.
- Yeah Mama this must be my dream -
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Yes, our dear Houshi finally got something from his spying. Hope you guys like it, was my first M/K story.