BROTHERHOOD WRITING ASSIGNMENTS

Lance, Part 2: Being the Part in Which he Discovers he Should Have Turned his Previous Attempt at a 100 Word Essay.

By chibiCIRRUS

Lance Alvers stared at the paper in disbelief; he couldn't believe his eyes. There, in bright red ink, sat a large "F" mocking him. "Wow, that really sucks, Lance," said Pietro, who had "conveniently" snuck up behind him, before grabbing the paper and running off in the opposite direction.

Pietro quietly snickered as he stapled Lance's failing paper to the newly erected bulletin board in the hallway. "Ladies, Gentlemen, and all of you wannabes, come closer to read the paper which flunked Lance out of remedial English!!!"

Quickly, people began to gather, and unfortunately for Lance, Kitty just happened to be one of those people. Laughs began to ring out as they read the hideous piece of literature.



Lance Alvers

Mr. Patton

English-2

March 1, 2004

There was once a stupid rat named Quicksilver. One day he outsmarted a cat named Avalanche and became a powerful lord along with the other animals. The cat hated the rat for the rest of his life and tormented the other animals with his anger. When they all died, they were reincarnated in the bodies of humans who were cursed to forever live out their lives knowing that they were cursed. The people who were the incarnations of the cat and rat would forever fight until the end of eternity, torturing their friends and family. The End. Or is it??



That day, when the Brotherhood of Mutants got home from school, the whole neighborhood could hear the cries of, "Oh, no! Lance! Lance!! I don't bend that way!! LANCE!!! Oh Gods no!!!! Please put that away!!! Put your knife away!!!! Ah! Oh no!! Oh Lords!!! LLAANNCCEE!!!!!

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Lance's story (the one he writes) is an allusion to Fruits Basket. I love that show. Especially Sohma Hatsuharu. Something about the whole schizophrenic-two personality thing is just too sexy. oO Okay...Just ignore my incessant ramblings. By the way, the assignment was for Lance to write a story in 100 words exactly which is very hard! Anyways, I know that I was a week late with this, but end of the year things have been piling up this last month and everything is very crazy. All I can say is that I'll try not to be late next time. Later Days!!!!

chibiCIRRUS