Brotherhood Writing Assignments
Tabby
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By chibiCIRRUS
Author's Note: Umm....ya. I really don't have anything to say. I'm just filling space.
Disclaimer: If I owned it, Pyro and Gambit would have shown up earlier... Which means, quintessentially, that I don't own X-Men:Evo... Sad, really...
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Tabby burst into the Brotherhood's Boarding House with a smile on her face and bounce in her step, "Hey guys, look at what I got on that 100 word story for Mr. Patton's class!! Ummm...Lance, what are you doing to Pietro?"
"Forget about it. Let me see your paper."
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Tabby Mr. Patton English-2 March 1, 2004
She could stare into his eyes for an eternity; every time she looked into them, she felt like she was drowning amongst his thoughts. She loved him for all that he was and wanted to one day marry this beautiful, amazing boy. His smile was cherubic and his laugh sounded like music. But she could never have him; for he had left her to go to the one place she could never follow. And all that she could do was curse the man who had killed him, but not for long. Soon she would follow him. Follow him to death.
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Lance stared at the paper; he couldn't believe what he was reading. Tabby's essay was actually...
"Hey! That's my essay, you, you, you, Essay Thief!!!"
"'Essay Thief', Lance??"
"Shut up Pietro. Tabby, you stole my essay!!"
"Is it really stealing if you were just going to throw it away anyways?"
"Yes! I mean no. I mean...What I mean is that it's plagiarism!!! You're taking credit for something that I wrote. That's my essay, and it is, was, whatever, my right to turn it in, throw it away, or let someone else turn it in and take credit for it, and, if I remember correctly, the latter was not my decision. I chose to throw away a perfectly good essay which could have gotten a passing grade on it, not give it to you!"
"Are you done yet, Lance? 'Cause if you are, I'm going to go to my room and pin up my wonderful essay."
"Nothing I just said registered in your mind, did it, Tabby? Tabby? TABBY?!? Where are you going?!?! I'M NOT THROUGH TALKING TO YOU YET!!! TABBY!!!!!!"
"Umm... I don't think she heard you, Lance."
"Hey, umm, Lance? I don't think it's very smart to be bangin' your head on the wall like that, yo."
"Ummm...Lance?? The last time you did that you told me to remind you about something the next time you did it. What was it?? Oh! Now I remember! You told me to remind you not to do that ever again. Lance?"
"Ummm...Lance. Yo, you should prolly stop that right about now."
"I think that I have to agree with Toad Boy here on that. Umm...Lance? What are you doing with that gun? Lance?!? LANCE?!?! LLAANNCCEE!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey, Freddy?"
"Yeah, Toad?"
"Did you know that we owned a gun?"
"No. Did you, Toad?"
"No."
"Oh. Okay."
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yay!!! I finally finished this chapter!! It took me forever 'cuz I just didn't want to sit down and write. But I did, and I hope that it was worth the effort. Just review for me please. 'Cuz I worked real hard to get this done for y'all. And hey, as an added bonus, anyone who reviews will get a stale French fry to poke your friends with. Ain't it grand?
By chibiCIRRUS
Author's Note: Umm....ya. I really don't have anything to say. I'm just filling space.
Disclaimer: If I owned it, Pyro and Gambit would have shown up earlier... Which means, quintessentially, that I don't own X-Men:Evo... Sad, really...
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Tabby burst into the Brotherhood's Boarding House with a smile on her face and bounce in her step, "Hey guys, look at what I got on that 100 word story for Mr. Patton's class!! Ummm...Lance, what are you doing to Pietro?"
"Forget about it. Let me see your paper."
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Tabby Mr. Patton English-2 March 1, 2004
She could stare into his eyes for an eternity; every time she looked into them, she felt like she was drowning amongst his thoughts. She loved him for all that he was and wanted to one day marry this beautiful, amazing boy. His smile was cherubic and his laugh sounded like music. But she could never have him; for he had left her to go to the one place she could never follow. And all that she could do was curse the man who had killed him, but not for long. Soon she would follow him. Follow him to death.
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Lance stared at the paper; he couldn't believe what he was reading. Tabby's essay was actually...
"Hey! That's my essay, you, you, you, Essay Thief!!!"
"'Essay Thief', Lance??"
"Shut up Pietro. Tabby, you stole my essay!!"
"Is it really stealing if you were just going to throw it away anyways?"
"Yes! I mean no. I mean...What I mean is that it's plagiarism!!! You're taking credit for something that I wrote. That's my essay, and it is, was, whatever, my right to turn it in, throw it away, or let someone else turn it in and take credit for it, and, if I remember correctly, the latter was not my decision. I chose to throw away a perfectly good essay which could have gotten a passing grade on it, not give it to you!"
"Are you done yet, Lance? 'Cause if you are, I'm going to go to my room and pin up my wonderful essay."
"Nothing I just said registered in your mind, did it, Tabby? Tabby? TABBY?!? Where are you going?!?! I'M NOT THROUGH TALKING TO YOU YET!!! TABBY!!!!!!"
"Umm... I don't think she heard you, Lance."
"Hey, umm, Lance? I don't think it's very smart to be bangin' your head on the wall like that, yo."
"Ummm...Lance?? The last time you did that you told me to remind you about something the next time you did it. What was it?? Oh! Now I remember! You told me to remind you not to do that ever again. Lance?"
"Ummm...Lance. Yo, you should prolly stop that right about now."
"I think that I have to agree with Toad Boy here on that. Umm...Lance? What are you doing with that gun? Lance?!? LANCE?!?! LLAANNCCEE!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hey, Freddy?"
"Yeah, Toad?"
"Did you know that we owned a gun?"
"No. Did you, Toad?"
"No."
"Oh. Okay."
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: Yay!!! I finally finished this chapter!! It took me forever 'cuz I just didn't want to sit down and write. But I did, and I hope that it was worth the effort. Just review for me please. 'Cuz I worked real hard to get this done for y'all. And hey, as an added bonus, anyone who reviews will get a stale French fry to poke your friends with. Ain't it grand?
