Disclaimer: Anything Harry Potter related is either the property of J.K Rolling or Warner Bros.

A/N: This is my first fic so please review. WARNING may contain slashes, if you don't like that sort of thing please say chello to ya mate... The BACK button.

'R' rated for sexual situations.

Chapter 1: Hogwarts here I come!

Harry Potter woke with a massive grin on his face, today was the day when he would be heading back to Hogwarts and would be able to get away from the freakin Dursley's, who had been pissing him off all summer.

Harry had spent the whole summer constantly being tormented by Dudley's gang and forever being nagged by his Aunt Petunia and well quite frankly... he was sick of it.

Harry dressed in muggle clothes, he finally realized last year how much of a dick head he looked in Dudley's baggy, behemoth clothes and decided to use some of his 'small fortune' to buy a whole new wardrobe.

The Dursley's were already up and active when Harry went down stairs with his trunk, they did not greet Harry in any way when he entered the room, Vernon mealy grunted when Harry asked if they were leaving around 10:00, so Harry left them alone.

It was only 9:00 that meant he still had an hour to wait; he couldn't be stuffed making breakfast so he decided to go for a walk.

He left number four and headed off down Privet drive, he did not know where he was walking he just thought that when he gets board he will turn around and go back.

He was halfway down Wisteria walk when he noticed a paper floating ahead of him, normally people don't pay attention to paper's floating around but there was something about this one...

The pictures, there moving, Harry thought to himself.

He ran and picked up the paper, Harry's eye's widened at the sight of the front page, it read:

MAYHEM AT THE MALFOY MANSION

Mr. Malfoy informed the ministry of magic today that he had indeed changed sides. He is no longer apart of 'The Dark Lord's' cronies but a fellow supporter of Dumbledore's army.

Mr. Malfoy informed the Daily Prophet that his son Draco, who is due to start his sixth year at Hogwarts will be taken out of training to become a future death eater and will instead be focusing more on study.

Harry read on and then looked at the moving picture...there stood an extremely hot, and I mean hot Draco Malfoy with his father.

Harry right now did not like what his head was thinking, he was picturing very...how do I put it, naughty pictures of Draco wearing absolutely nothing!

Get a control of yourself Harry, he is the enemy remember... hang on a minute not any more.

More dirty pictures came to mind.

Harry grinned cheekily and began to wonder if Malfoy would fancy the boy who lived, after all he was gay and openly admitted to it last year when Millicent Bulstrode asked him out.

Harry headed back to the Dursley's and got there just in time; he packed his trunk into the car and climbed in himself.

They arrived at the station half an hour later with 15 minutes to spare, of course the Dursley's started to drive away the minute Harry put one foot out the car, so once again he was left alone.

"Harry!" he heard someone call.

It wasn't until he saw flaming orange hair in the distance that he new who called his name.

"Hiya Harry. How was your summer?" said Ron grinning from ear to ear.

"Don't ask", said Harry. "Why are you so happy", Harry said suspiciously.

Ron blushed,"Ahh well, umm", he said.

"Oh for merlin sake, were dating", said Hermione also blushing.

"Ahh that's great, very happy for you" said Harry praying that he wouldn't have to witness daily snogging sessions between the two.

"So what did you do all summer" said Hermione breaking the awkward silence.

"Well let me see... I had so much fun being tormented by Dudley's gang I don't think I want to go back to Hogwarts!

"Oh sorry" said Hermione quickly.

"Any who what did you guys get up to ay?" Harry said with a bit of a wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

"Well em...em" they said going the colour of Ron's hair.

Harry laughed at the site of his two best friends nervous faces.

At that moment the train whistle blew and they jumped on the train. The three of them found a compartment to sit in and they settled themselves down for the ride to Hogwarts.

The trio were all deep in chatter when they heard an unwelcome voice coming from outside the compartment door, the door flew open and there stood the hot, hot Draco in person and of course his two fat, dumbass friends.

Harry's mouth went dry; he was even hotter in person than on the picture.

Little did Harry know that Draco was also having trouble speaking, a certain someone had made his mouth go dry.

He is so hot, what the hell happened to the scrawny freak and massive glassed Harry I know and hate.

Wait a minute where are his glasses, is potter wearing contacts? And is that new muggle clothes I see, they sure make him look hot.

I sure am glad father decided to come back to this side now I actually might have a chance with Potter.

Draco said to himself, finally realizing how stupid he must look.

"Potter" said Draco coolly.

"Malfoy" Harry replied.

They gave each other an evil glare, which in Ron's opinion lasted too long to his liking.

Malfoy and his to fat followers left and the chatter quickly returned.

The train continued speeding off into the country side and soon they arrived in Hogsmede station ready for another exciting, kinky year at Hogwarts!

A/N: Yeh ok I know its crap but give me credit; it's my first chapter of my first story. Please review, okey doke cya!