Disclaimer: Anything Harry Potter related is either the property of J.K Rolling or Warner Bros.

A/N: This is my first fic so please review. WARNING may contain slashes, if you don't like that sort of thing please say chello to ya mate... The BACK button.

'R' rated for sexual situations.

Chapter 2: Well it's obvious isn't it?

Harry woke on the Monday morning with a sick feeling in his stomach.

What the hell happened last night?

Harry asked himself.

"My head" he heard Ron say from the four poster next to him.

"AHHHHHH, where the hell am I"

"Hermione" Harry called.

"You do realize that these are the boys' dorms and ... what the fuck are you doing In Deans bed" Harry said as he got up to investigate where the girls' voice had come form.

"SHIT!, I must have got so pissed last night that I thought Dean was Ron" said Hermione.

"Hermione... how can you mistake Dean's black hair for Ron's bright orange hair" Seamus said in his Irish accent.

"YEH, how could you do this to me Hermione, I thought you know... you liked me. Well I guess I was wrong, no one ever likes me, it's always Harry or Dean who the girls go for, why can't I be the cool one for once" the whole room fell into silence as Ron was on the verge of tears.

"Ron it's not like that, I wasn't myself, shit I think I am going to"- Hermione ran out of the room, leaving a very hurt and very mad Ron for the boy's to deal with.

"Ron listen I'm sorry, I-I didn't know what I was doing" Dean mumbled, but Harry put up his hand to make him stop.

"Just leave" Ron said through sobs.

Dean left the room and Seamus followed.

"Ron, don't worry about it, none of us can remember what happened last night, for all we know they could have just shared the bed, there is no need to jump to conclusions"

"I guess your write" Ron said. "Anyway I can't remember anything, what about you?" Ron began to laugh.

"I have no idea, what?"

"Oh nothing, I just remembered something"

"What?"

"Alright I remember that I couldn't find you last night but when I came up here, I heard well... something I didn't really want to hear"

"What, get to the point Ron"

"Okay, I heard someone calling your name... from behind your curtain hangings, and.." Ron sentence was cut short as he saw the look on Harry's face.

"I got laid?, with out even knowing it.. Wicked" Harry said with excitement.

"But em, there's one thing mate, arhh the voice I heard, well it... definitely was not a chick's voice"

"Well then who the fuck was it Ron, are you trying to tell me that I'm gay, I think I would know out of all people if I was gay or not"

Harry was getting angry, he knew very well that he didn't fancy girls but he had never told anyone before, and now Ron was accusing him of being queer.

"I'm not accusing you of being gay mate, but the voice did sound very... manly"

"Well it could have been Millicent Bullstrode" Harry said.

"Yes but Harry that is worse than sleeping with a guy" Ron said with a horrified look on his face.

"Yeh probably" Harry laughed.

"You know Harry you can tell me anything, you can trust me, I won't think any different of you"

"But-well I don't know, okay I know I usually tell you and Mione everything but this time I just couldn't do it.

"It started last year, after quidditch training, you know we all get changed in the change rooms afterwards, well everyone had gone accept me and Oliver, I don't know what happened we just kind of got on to the subject about being gay and the next minute we were shagging in the change rooms, it never went any further, we kind of just ignored it. Now ever since then I know that I have had feelings for guys"

Ron was staring at Harry with a gross look on his face.

"Please don't hate me Ron"

"Harry don't worry it is probably just a phase your going through"

"Any ways forget about that" said Harry. "We need to focus on finding out who the hell was in bed with me last night"

"Yeh" said Ron as though he had just remembered something.

"Okay do you have any idea whose voice you heard?" Harry asked.

"No idea"

"Well were just going to have to search for the person" Harry said.

"Well today we can just look for those who are acting weird around you and hopefully that way we can narrow it down"

"Good idea" said Harry. "And we also need to help Hermione figure out what happened to her last night"

"I don't care, all I know is that she cheated on me and it is all her fault"

"But Ron you have know idea what happened, all we sore was the result of what happened"

"Fine, we will sort it out tonight"

Harry and Ron dressed and headed down to breakfast in the great hall.

As soon as they entered they had there eyes on every guy that had their eyes on Harry, they kept a close eye on those who were sitting at the Hufflepuff table, they seemed a little too obsessed with Harry and could of easily got him into bed when he had been drinking.

"Seen anyone yet" said Harry

"Still looking" said Ron.

"This is hopeless, everyone is looking at you, you're the boy who lived remember, everyone thinks you're a goddess or something" said Ron.

"Well maybe we should make a list of the possibilities" said Harry

"Yeh, it could work" said Ron nodding his head. "But right now I am way to hungry to think so we will do it tonight ay mate?"

"Yeh alright" Harry agreed.

The bell rang and Harry left to go to his first class; Potions. "Everyone will have their seating arranged by me this year, I will not have any foolish activity going on during my class" Snape said

"His even more evil than last year" said Ron who had a worried look on his face.

"Mr. Potter, you shall be up the front next to Mr. Malfoy, there shall be no harassing each other, Weasley you will be next to Miss Granger..."

Snape continued to seat people until everyone had found a seat.

Harry wasn't too worried about where he was seated, after all Malfoy was the sexiest Guy in the school and he felt very privileged to be seated next to him.

The class continued as Snape made them take notes on... who the hell knows what was all Harry could think of, he was way to busy staring at the gorgeous guy siting next to him, he was so hot he just wanted to... oh no, all of a sudden Harry's pants had become tighter as Harry pictured dirty thoughts, very dirty thoughts.

Malfoy, who was quick to notice Harry's look of feeling very uncomfortable asked Harry why the hell he was moving around on the chair in a way that is usually saved for the bedroom. Harry mealy replied with a 'shut the fuck up' Malfoy.

At lunch time Ron was now well fed and watered and was ready to make a list.

"So have you got anyone in mind yet" asked Harry

"Well there is one person, Neville"

"Neville!, for one why the fuck would Neville do that? and for two why the fuck would Neville do that?"

"Well it was just a suggestion" said Ron

"We are not getting any where with this"

"What are you guy's going on about now" said Hermione as she came and joined them at the table.

Ron looked away and Harry rolled his eyes.

"We are trying to find out who shagged me last night, because I have no freakin idea who did, all we know is that it was not a girl" said Harry.

"Well that's easy isn't it"

"Well actually no, we have been trying to find out who the hell it was all morning" said Harry

"Oh for Merlin's sake you and Ron are such dumb fucks, all we need to do is hold a party, that way we have the Harry shagger right where we want them!

A/N:(HA, HA, HA- evil laughs) And once again I kind of just left the story and said know more.

Anyway that was kind of crap, but I promise there will be some kinkiness very soon (probably in the next two chapters, after all there is one hell of a party coming up)

Thank you for the awesome reviews, they mean a lot to me: silverflames03 and Violet Rose1

Anyway next chapter should be here very soon, I just got to find time to do it. Please keep reviewing. Okey doke.. catcha later!