Disclaimer: Anything Harry Potter related is either the property of J.K Rolling or Warner Bros.

A/N: This is my first fic so please review. WARNING may contain slashes, if you don't like that sort of thing please say chello to ya mate... The BACK button.

'R' rated for sexual situations.

Chapter 3: The Plan

"Okay here is the plan, we put out a notice to everyone in the school about this party" said Hermione.

"What if know one wants to go" Ron said cutting off Hermione.

"Don't worry I thought of that, you no how people are, just mention free alcohol and they will be there" Hermione said knowingly.

"yeh and then what will they do when they get here and there is shit all?" said Harry.

"Who fecking cares about that, the whole point of the party is to see who shagged you Harry" said Hermione.

"Yeh I kind of forgot about that part, I was planning on getting so pissed that I cheat on my so called girlfriend" said Ron glaring at Hermione.

"Oh don't be so immature Ron, it was an accident you stupid git"

"Oh well Im sorry Hermione, I hate to point this out, but how the feck does Dean resemble me"

"Oi shut the fuck up you two, were ment to be thinking about me right now, yeh that's right me" Harry said.

"Anyway when at the party we can play a little game of Truth or Dare" Hermione said.

"Oh yeh Im sure, the person's really going to admit to shagging Harry" Ron said

"Ron you stupid sod, it's Harry fucking Potter, the shagger is not going to want to keep it a secret, their going to brag. Thats not the point, even if they don't own up to doing it there is a thing called Truth potion Ron, you dumb fuck and in this case it shall come in very handy" Hermione said.

"Anywho Im leaving you guys to fight, I will be back in an hour and you better be back together or someone will be put in 'My Little Black book' (Fin you Rock)

"Hermione"

"Yes"

"Why did you do it?"

"Ron I didn't do it on purpose"

"Yeh but you know you are my first girlfriend and you did that to me"

"Ron I wasn't feeling myself"

"Well then who did you feel like?. so every time I don't feel myself I will go and sleep with Dean... I mean no... wait I, It came out wrong" said Ron.

"Okay I think your the one who needs to explain" said Hermione.

"Don't turn this back on me I'm not fecking gay and you know that, tell me why did you do it?"

"Okay well...I...I, my symptoms resembled those who have been under the influence of the Glenboogle potion (Hiya Sharnini), so I think someone may have put somethink in my drink"

"Someone spiked your drink? You should of told someone, Oh Hermione I'm sorry please forgive me."

"It's not your fult Ron, I shouldn't of put my drink down"

"It wasn't Dean who did it, was it?"

"Know of course not, I have a feeling that it might of been the Harry shagger who did it."

Draco Malfoy and his best friend Blaise were walking down a corridor discussing the party from the night befor.

"That party was wicked" Blaise said cooly.

"Yes I agree, It was splendid" Draco said

"Draco who the feck says splendid any more, it so queer"

"Gay people say it and if you have a problem with me being gay, I suggest you get over it"

"Know need to be so touchy, evan though I know you want to get in my pants" said Blaise

"Bullshit! I Have my I eyes on someone"

"And who would that be?"

"Why would I tell you, the whole school will know by tomorrow if I did"

"Oh come on Draco you can trust me"

"Fuck off!"

"Fine don't tell me then"

"Gladly" said Draco.

"Atleast I got some last night" Blaise said

"I wouldn't be so sure about that" said Draco.

"Draco is any other guy actually gay in this school?" said Blaise teasingly.

"Oh Ha Ha, how about you shut the fuck up"

"Name one Draco"

"Ahh I don't know, em...Harry Potter."

"Ha, who would of thought the boy who lived" said Blaise laughing

"Yeh, his Hot"

"Draco you shagged Harry Potter?"

Harry walked down a deserted corridor wondering what to do for an hour when he heard an a voice around the corner. He caught a few words of what they were saying which was enough for him to know who the Harry shagger was.

It was unfortunate for Harry that he did not hear the whole conversation.

"No you dumb fuck I didn't shag Harry and evan if I did why would I tell you, I just think His hot"

"Yeh what ever you say Draco"

"Why would he shag me"

"Because your a rich bastard with good looks"

"Good point, but evan that's not enough for Harry Potter said Draco

Harry ran back to the common room and burst through the sliding door.

"Ahh my eyes"

"Ahh Harry your eyes, close your fecking eyes" said Ron.

"Put some clothes on, NOW" said Harry

There was know need for anyone to be put into the little black book, it looked as though Ron and Hermione had soughted everything out and were having a nice little shag when Harry interupted.

"Don't you know what knock means?" said Ron

"Don't you know what Harrys' poor eyes mean?" said Harry.

"Sorry Harry, now what was so important?"said Hermione.

"I know who did it" said Harry

"Did what?" said Ron

"I know who shagged me!"

"Who" said Hermione

"Draco Malfoy" said Harry

"DRACO MALFOY" said Ron

"And how do you know that?"

"I heard Blaise say to him,'You shagged harry potter'"

"Well we don't know for sure, but evan if it was him, we still need to proove it" said Hermione

"And how are we suppose to do that" said Ron

"Well harry here is just going to have to do a bit of flirting"

A/N: Okay I promise next chapter will have the party and a bit of 'nip, nip, wiggy, wiggy.

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Chocolate Teddy Bear, Lil' Moony and Lil' Padfoot, Lia Tween, Violet Rose1, Silverflames03.

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