Roguey's Mom. A quick parody. Disclamier: Oh! Look! A distraction!
Scott was bored, when the Danger room was boken, there wasn't much else for the boy to do. And since he was sick and everyone else was at school for another half an hour, he was snooping. It wasn't the nicest thing to do, no. But it's what you did when you were bored.
So he was looking throug Kurt's room. Not a good thing to do eiter. The fuzzy kept a lot of his things to himself, but Scott was curious. Opening up Kurt's drawer, he saw something. A picture, of a younger blue figure. Scott did a double take. No way, he thought. She's... This? Then... a strange thing came over him... He felt like... Singing.
"Roguey's mom has got it goin' on.
Roguey's mom has got it goin' on.
Roguey's mom has got it goin' on.
Roguey's mom has got it goin' on." He didn't know why he was singing. Or how he was singing. But he was singing. And this... Was scary.
"Roguey can I come over after schoooool?
We can hang around by the poooool.
Did your mom get back from her power trip?
Is she there or is she tryin' to give us the sliiiip?
You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be.
I'm all grown-up now, baby can't you see?"
"Roguey's mom has got it goin' on.
She's all I want, and I've waited for so long.
Roguey can't you see, you're just not the girl for me.
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Roguey's mom."
" Roguey's mom has got it goin' on.
Roguey's mom has got it goin' on.
Roguey do you remember when I mowed Risty's lawn?
Risty came out with just a towel on.
I could tell she liked me by the way she stared.
And the way she said "You missed a spot over there"
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy.
But since your dad is none-existant
Your mom could use a guy like me!
Roguey's mom has got it goin' on
She's all I wanted and I've waited for so long.
Roguey can't you see, you're just not the girl for me.
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Roguey's mom."
"I'm in love with Roguey's mom.
Wait a minute Rogey can't you see, you're just not the girl for me.
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Roguey's mom."
As he finished this line, he whirrled around and what he saw scared him. There was Jean, Kitty, Kurt and Rogue. Jean looked horrified. Kitty looked amused, and Rogue and Kurt looked like they were either going to kill someone or hurt something.
"Erm... Hello..." Scott said awkwardly. Well, you would speak awkwardly if you had been walked in singing about someone's mom who is an international terrorist by your girlfriend, friend, and the mom's kids.
"Scott! I can't believe you!" Jean yelled, storming out of the room.
"Oh mah God. Ah've- Ah've- Gotta go," With that, Rogue left as well, leaving Kurt and Kitty and Scott. Well, make that Kitty and Scott as Kurt had just bamfed from the room.
"Well, if it makes it any better, you have a good singing voice," Kitty offered.
"Thank's Kitty. Hey, could you possibly phase me into the wall? I'm never going to live this down," Kitty giggled.
"Like, no way! I wanna see you get tortured!" She said, before phasing away. Scott banged his head against the wall.
A few hundered miles away, Mesmero was cracking up.