Disclaimer: Anything Harry Potter related is either the property of J.K Rolling or Warner Bros.

A/N: This is my first fic so please review. WARNING may contain slashes, if you don't like that sort of thing please say chello to ya mate... The BACK button.

'R' rated for sexual situations.

Chapter 5: The Party

"Oi Crabbe, Goyle where have you been?

"mmm" said Crabbe

"Come on your not that dumb" said Draco

"I wouldn't be so sure about that" said Blaise walking up and joining them.

"Okay guy's there has been a change of plans; we are going to go to that Gryffindor party.

"What and how am I supposed to get laid, just take a look at the Gryffindor's, they have frigid written all over their faces" said Blaise

"Yeh" said Goyle.

"Goyle your gay you idiot" said Draco

"Yeh, me...I'm an idiot" said Goyle stupidly

"And you wouldn't be able to get anyone anyway, so what are you worried about?" said Draco.

"Yeh, any way when is this so called "party"?" said Blaise

"Eight o'clock in the room of requirements" said Draco

"Alright I suppose I will come, but I'm bringing plenty of Slytherins with me" said Blaise

"Great"

"Why are you so keen to go anyway Draco?"

"Well I want to see what Potters playing at"

"Yes... Right, if that's what you want to call it"

"Oh shut the fuck up you twat" said Draco.


"So what did he say? Is he coming?" said Hermione keenly.

"Yes, yes his coming" said Harry pushing the annoying bookworm out the way

"Splendid" said Hermione

"What? That is such a crap word, only gay people or losers say that word Herm" said Ron rather insulted at the thought of his girlfriend talking in a gay language.

"That's because she is a loser Ron" said Harry

They all laughed at the joke even though Harry wasn't joking.


At a quarter to eight, the trio headed down to the room of requirements.

"Are you ready for this Harry?" said Hermione

"Yeh, I suppose you have made a plan for all the questions your going to ask?" said Harry

"No, who do you think I am" said Hermione blushing and putting the piece of paper back into her pocket.


As everyone began to arrive Harry began to get nervous.

What if he didn't show up? What would they do then?

"Relax mate, everything will be fine" said Ron

As more people arrived the party really began. There were people dancing on tables and doing ridiculous things that they were probably going to regret, it looked as though most of the school were there... but still no Draco.

"Where is he?" said Hermione anxiously.

"Ahh Hermione look who just walked in" said Harry

"Great, know we can start the game"


"CAN EVERYONE HEAR ME?" said Hermione who was yelling as loud as she could.

"Great"

"We are going to start a game of 'Truth or Dare' for those who want to join in" said Hermione

Everyone seemed keen to play and were all joining the circle.

"You up for it Malfoy" Harry asked.

"Who do you think I am?"

"Or have you got something to hide?" said Harry

"Now I will just tell you for those who don't know how the game works" said Hermione

"Okay well one person picks another, that person has a choice between truth or dare, if they pick truth they will have to answer a question that the other person gives them if not they will be forced to answer with a truth potion" said Hermione

"Okay great now can we begin" said Harry

"Okay who wants to ask first" said Hermione

"I will" said Ron

"Alright pick a person"

"I choose...Dean, Truth or Dare?"

"Ahh...Dare"

"Alright, I dare you to hook up with the person you find most attractive in this room"

"Are you included" said Dean

"What the fuck hell NO!"

"Well then I choose...Justin"

"What?" Justin said who tried to act like he didn't want it.

"Justin are you up for it" said Ron

"Yeh I suppose"

"Well get on with it then"

Dean walked over to Justin, grabbed him by his massive head and locked in with his lips, everyone was laughing and imitating Justin's massive chin. (Thats right Blee wat do you think you playing at)

"Okay you can stop now" said Ron who was ready to throw up.

They pulled away from each other grinning.

"Alright who do you choose Dean?" said Hermione who was totally grossed out.

"Em I choose...Pansy, truth or dare?"

"Dare"

"Okay your task is to give Ron a lap dance"

"WHAT" said Hermione and Ron together.

"Oh gee I'm sorry but she's got to do it" said Dean.

Pansy didn't seem to care who she gave a lap dance to

"Off you go Pansy" said Dean

Hermione looked away and Ron went very pale

"Do you know how gross that is, it's worse than Millicent Bullstrode" said Blaise, who at that point received an evil glare from Millicent.

The lap dance finished and people were able to breathe again.

"Now it's you turn Pansy" said Dean

"Great, Okay I choose Harry Potter, what will it be Harry Truth or Dare?"

"Ahh Dare?"

"Right, you must strip"

"WHAT?"

"STRIP"

"I cant... that's insane"

Draco liked this dare very much

"Do it Potter"

"Or what?"

"You will be forced to tell us who you would most like to sleep with in this room, but we can probably answer that now as well, we can't have a naked Harry without a boner now can we? Blaise will you assist Harry?"

"What the fuck, hell no, I'm not gay"

"That's not the point it's that or the same deal as Harry"

"Fine"

"Well into the cupboard you go boys"

Blaise and Harry entered the cupboard both with a pale look on their faces.

"Before we do anything Potter answer this... Are you gay?"

"Yes"

"Great that just makes things much better, okay I'm not helping you, do it yourself you have hands"

"Well what am I meant to think of?"

"Come on Potter, I'm sure you have done it plenty of times"

"Well actually... never"

"What the fuck I knew you Gryffindor's were a frigid bunch, well who have you got the hots for?"

"I can't tell you"

"Fine don't, just think of that person naked and you and them... yeh you get the point"

Harry thought for a minute.

So all I have to do is picture Draco naked, well here it goes... Oh I see shit I can't go out like this my pants are getting much too tight.

"Looks like you have been successful Potter, now get out there and undress"

Everyone's attention was on Harry's...pants

"Well, what are you waiting for Harry?"

Harry began to unbutton his shirt; he pulled it over his broad shoulders to reveal an amazing body (Quidditch had obviously done very well for him).

Draco couldn't help but notice how extremely hot Harry was and couldn't wait for the surprise waiting down stairs.

Harry's hands made their way to his zipper on the pants, soon the pants were lying on the floor and there was Harry in boxes with a huge bulge sticking out.

"Keep going" a few people said

Harry slid his boxes down and revealed an enormous dick that was most definitely above average. Harry was blushing so bad right now that he thought he might turn into a tomato.

Draco on the other hand was finding it very hard to keep his hands on his own body, and his pants were feeling very tight.

"Thank you for that performance Harry" said Pansy. "You may get dressed"

Harry grabbed his clothes and threw them back on.

"I guess it's your turn now Harry"

"Yeh whatever, I pick Hermione, truth or dare?"

"Dare"

"Pick anyone in this room apart form Ron to hook up with"

"HARRY" said Hermione and Ron at the same time. "What do you think you playing at?"

"It's just a game"

"Fine, I will pick Neville"

"Okay Neville?"

"Neville? Hey where is Neville... wait a minute I haven't seen him all term."

"Well sorry Herm, anyone else?" said Harry

"Okay, How about...Fred"

"NO!" said Fred

"Fine then... George"

"How about I don't think so" said George.

"Okay, Terrence Higgs"

"Whatever"

They met in the middle and locked lips; there was some slight tongue action until Terrence pulled away. He winked at Hermione and sat back down.

"Okay I choose Draco. Draco truth or Dare?"

"I will go with Truth"

"Okay here is you question. Have you shagged Harry Potter?"

Everyone seemed confused at Hermione's sudden question but Draco took a sip of the truth potion and opened his lips to reveal the answer...


A/N: Hahahahahahha you're just going to have to wait and I bet you don't know what the answer is.

Thanks so much for all the reviews, I will update the next chapter soon, I would do it tonight but I want to go to bed now cos I'm tired and yeh...

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