Songs about Rogue Chapter 2: Girl all those bad guys want, a x-men: evolution fanfic

The Girl All Those Bad Guys Want

Disclaimer: I would turn in the intersection!

The SECOND in my random semi-musical, that I have just decided to continue, I mean, after the huge sucess of Roguey's Mom... Nah, not realy.

This time... Acolytes... Bowling for Soup...TADA!

~ Remy was very bored, as most things about Remy start out with.

And by bored, well... When an acolyte is bored, all the acolytes are bored.

"Mate, I'm bored," John sighed for about the millionth time.

"Da. Me too," Piotr agreed. They both turned to Remy for his answer. But no, unfortunatly, the third member of their party was starring into space.

"Man, how many times has he done this?" John questioned.

"Too many to count," Piotr frowned, putting his head in his hands.

"An' we all know what he's thinking about..." John got an evil grin on his face.

Piotr caught this grin, and shook his head, fearing what would come next.

"Eight o'clock monday night and I'm waitin',

to finaly kidnap a girl on a better team den me,

Her name is Rogue an' she's a mutant wit' your powers

She can't touch, but Remy's not quite shure what dat means," John mocked. Remy turned to look at him and scowled, clenching his fists trying to not go and kill John.

"An' when she walks, she makes wind blow an' Angel sings,

But she'll never notice me!

'Cause she's watchin' wrestlin',

Bowlin' over tough guys,

Listenin' t' rap metal, turn tables in 'er eyes.

It's like in X2 movie,

She's lookin' through me,

If you were me den you'd be screamin' someone shoot me,

As I fail miserably,

Tryin' to get de girl all dos bad guys want,

Cause' she's de girl all dos bad guys want." John had gotten Remy's accent to a tee, and it sure as hell annoyed our poor Remy, whos knuckles were now turning white.

" She likes de Gobsmack, an' John likes Agent Orange,

Her notebooks full of rants cause' she's mad at her mom,

She says she'd like to score reefer and a fourty

She'll never know dat I'm de best that she ever had,

An' when she walks, she makes wind blow an' Angel sings,

But she'll never notice me," At this point, Remy felt the need to get up and stalk towards John menacingly. John took notice of this, and leaped up towards something higher. The fireplace.

"Cause' she's watchin' de wrestlin,

bowlin' over tough guys,

Listenin' to rap metal, turn tables in 'er eyes,

She likes me wit' my moustache,

A DR season pass,

Drivin' in the X-van

does my haircut make a man?

It's like in X2 movie,

She's lookin' through me,

If you were me den you'd be, screamin' someone shoot me,

As I fail miesrably,

Tryin' t' get de girl all dos bad guys want,

'Cause she's de girl all dos bad guys want." Remy had now launched himself up to John, so John took the oportunity to jump down and hide behind Piotr.

"Dere she goes again, de gloves are on'

An' white streaks in 'er hair,

If she broke my arm, I'd need t' be sedated,

No one will ever get to see her naked,

Now I'm watchin' wrestlin,

Listenin' to rap metal,

Turn tables in my eyes,

I've already got a mustache,

An' I don' want no season pass,

Hope she likes my mo'cyke, mo'cyke, mo'cyke." John and Remy were now doing the random run around Piotr's legs, as Piotr stood there calmly.

"It's like in X2 movie

She's lookin' through me,

If you were me den you'd be

screamin' someone shoot me,

As I fail miseralbly