Disclamier: I figure, if god gave you feet, why not use 'um?
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Peace215-- THANKS! I can see Scott as a choir boy back up in Alaska. I love John, so he was a perfect choice to piss Remy off. I just get these ideas that WON'T go away. It's quite funny though. THANKS A MILLION AND A HALF
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MorriganFearn-- I'll look for that and some how try to work it in! I really appreciate the requests.
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I think this is beginning to get a plot, as some how I'm linking all these songs together. But don't quote me on that.
Whole Lotta Love
"Ahem! Like, Rogue! It's like, 6:57 and you've like, got your date with like, Remy in like, 3 minutes! You like tottally gotta get ready!" Kitty yelled at Rogue through the bedroom door. Kitty could easily phase through, but she wanted to help Rogue get ready, not be unconcious for the intire helping period.
"Kitty, screw off! Ah'm jus' puttin' tha finishin' touches on mah makeup an Ah'll be out," Rogue yelled back.
"Well be quick about--" WHAMP! Kitty was wacked in the face with the door, and Kitty was too stupid to phase. "Like, ow!"
Rogue shook her head. She highly doubted that Kitty would be smart enough, even for one second, to use normal language.
"Wow, Rogue, you look... hot," Kitty said, glancing at Rogue.
"Thanks, now if ya'll excuse meh, Ah've gotta date," With that, Rogue walked out the door, but not before slamming Kitty with it again.
"Like, ow! I'm like so gonna get you for that!"
On her way down, Rogue accidentally, gasp, tripped on her boots and went flying down the stairs, but not before landing on Jean.
"What the heck was that for?" Jean asked angrily, brushing herself off. "You could have killed me!" Rogue bit her lip, knowing full well she could have.
"Sorry, Ah tripped. Ah was in a hurry," Rogue apologised.
"For what?" Jean placed her hands on her hips.
"A date with Remy, he finally called me up last night, half tha time he was yellin' at Pyro about somethin', an' he asked meh out," Rogue explained.
"What happened to your crush on Scott?"
"Simple, do tha words 'Roguey's Mom' register any meanin' in your mind?" Jean just stood their dumbstruck as Rogue pushed her way past Jean and left the front door.
Remy got out of the limo as he saw Rogue approach, he opened her door and let her get in before sliding in with her. "Y' look bonne pretty, chere," Remy said, Rogue blushed slightly.
"Ah'm jus' glad that ya stopped denyin' this an asked meh out," Rogue grinned cheekily.
"Well... Rogue... Dere's somethin' Remy's gotta say," Remy took a deep breath before continuing.
"It's like I told y' before, baby,
An' what more could I say dat by now y' should know
Tre' little words are thrown around so much,
After a while, I don' wanna loose y'r touch
An' y' would tink dat I'd come up wit' somethin better,
Switch it off cause' I've invented sometin' clever,
But I don' know where to begin,
So maybe I'll jus' shut up,
Cuz' I got nothin' but a whole lotta love," At this point Rogue stopped him.
"Yo' serious?" She asked. "Y' got sometin' to make me beable t' touch?"
"No, Remy don', but don' get mad," Remy said, glancing at Rogue. "He's workin' on it, now let 'im finish."
" Baby love,
A whole lotta love,
Baby love baby love,
Could y' be lovelier
A whole lotta love,
Baby love baby love,
Could y' be lovelier
For y' I'd take off m' shoes an m' socks, baby,
An' watch y' laugh as I walked across burnin' rocks,
But den I couldn' chase y', everywhere y' go,
But it's all ab out de chase everybody knows,
I'd like t' tink dat y' would never make me do dis,
But y' know I'd do it if I had t' prove it,
Id' do it again, an' again,
Y' know I'd dummy up,
Cuz' I got nothin' but a whole lotta love," Remy grinned, before producing a thin black scarf from his pocket.
"Kinky?" Rogue rasied an eyebrow.
"Non, jus' watch," Remy said, placing it over her lips and kissing her passionatly. Once they pulled apart, only one word was left for Rogue to say.
"Wow."
Unfortunatly, there was still one verse left for Remy to sing.
" Could y' be lovelier?
Could I be any luckier?
Why was I so dumb
Maybe we livin' on Mars,
An Venus is too far,
Now I got nothin' but nothin' t' lose,
Could y' be lovelier, I don' know,
But I've seen a lot o' tings an' nothin' measures up,
Dey say dat beauty goes no deeper den de skin,
I know a certain girl dey never ever seen,
An when I see y' I just wanna get ner y'
An I jus' wanna make it crystal clear,
It's like I told y' before,
I got nothin' more for you,
But a whole lotta love," Remy said, placing his arm around Rogue, who was... well... incredibly happy.
"Ah love y' too, Remy," Rogue said, before the two kissed again.
"Well, we' gotsta go t' dinner, or y' jus' gonna' kiss me all night?"
"Tha secon' offers temptin', but Ah say... Lets go!" With that, they sped of into the night.