Kami: I HAVE DONE IT!

Kimmy: WHAT?

Kami: I have made.... A SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kimmy: O.O;;; have you been watching monty python again?

Kami: yea.... but i made a song fic as well

Kimmy: Yea! bout what?

Kami: seto and jou... Smiles evily

Kimmy: lemme guess.. yaoi?

Kami: maybe.... but the song is The Reason by Hoobastank

Kaiba sat in class and as always, he had a book at his nose. Why? To keep him from looking at Jou of course! everytime he looked at that mutt a X-Rated scence played in his mind! And today had to be the worst! It was hot out, and he was eating a cherry popsicle! "Stupid mutt." he though to himself as he looked over toward him, "why do you torture me?!"

Meanwhile, Joey Knew exatcly what he was doing to kaiba... he could see it in his pants. Taking another long lick of the frozen treat, he looked over at kaiba, who was looking at him. Kaiba sprung rigth back into his book causing Jou to laugh and choke on the popsicle, which then caused Kaiba to chuckle. "Is there something funny Mr Kaiba? Mr. Katsuya?" said the annoying teacher who doesn't have a name because I didn't give her one, "because I dont."

"Yes there is" Kaiba said placing his book down on his desk, "the mutt choked on his popsicle"

"I dont see anything funny about that!" Jou grunted angrily, "I could've died!"

"No one would miss you anyway!" Kaiba replied back saracastically

"Shizuka would! And Yug-"

"Besides them you stupid mutt" Kaiba said getting full of himself, "Not even your father wants you... and your his son!"

"Mr. Kaiba-"

"THATS IT!" Jou said as he lunged toward Kaiba,"YOUR GOING DOWN!!!!!"

"THATS ENOUGH!" The stupid teacher said, "GUIDANCE OFFICE, NOW!!!!!!!" Kaiba smirked at Jou gripped his collar, ready to strike a punch at his face. "Lets Go pup"

"IM NOT A DOG!" Jou said releasing him and following.

I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do

Kaiba and Jou walked down the hallway in silence. Jou was wondering what the cafeteria was making for lunch, but Kaiba... Everything was going according to plan. "hey pup... you hungry"

"I'M NOT A DOG!" Jou said angrily, "But Now that you mention it... Yea"

But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you

"Wanna get something to eat?" Jou was Knocked off guard by his statement... perfect. "Where?" jou asked curiously, "the cafeteria?"

"I was thinking of something else" Kaiba said with a smirk on his face. Jou looked at him perplexed. Was Kaiba Suggesting......No he couldn't be suggesting....

"ya know maybe like the Red Sun?" Jou's sighed silently in relief. He wasn't suggesting him to take him. "O-ok" Jou replied, "How are we gonna get there? and what about guidance?" A smile curled upon Kaiba's usually straight face. "Have you ever noticed that when we get in trouble, im there for like 2 seconds and your there forever?" Jou nodded confused. "Thats because I can buy my way out of it" Kaiba replied thinking of the last time he was in the guidance office, "So thats what i'll do now."

"O-OK" Jou said a little skeptical, "By the way why are you-" Jou couldn't finish his question. Kaiba was already walking toward the door.

And so I have to say before I go

"Coming Pup?" He asked

"I'm not a dog!!!!!"

That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is you

When they reached the Red Sun((which if you havent realized by now is a resturant)), Jou was amazed at the small cafe which was emptier than the schools on a saturday. "Man I thought a whole Bunch of people would be here!" Jou said confused, "It's lunchtime isn't it?"

"Yea" Kaiba said opening the door with a key off of his keyring, "But it's closed"

"So why are we here?" Jou asked oblivious to the thought Kaiba had planned this, "No one is gonna serve us"

"Your looking at him" Kaiba replied cheekily. Jou's eyes went wide. HE HAD PLANNED THIS((no kidding Jou))! "Why-"

"Just go sit down" Kaiba said as he made his way into the kitchen, "I'll be out soon." Jou sat at a rather small table with a checkered table cloth near the stage where they held kareoke night on saturday. It was bright enough not to have the lights on, but dark enough to actually have a romantic type-of-mood so Jou was pretty calm.... oh and hungry. Soon the clanging of pots and pans could be heard along with a very angry swearing Kaiba. "Kaiba do you need some help?" Jou asked worriedly.

"Im fine!" He grunted as he tried to put the pots away, "Just don't come in here!" Jou shrugged it off and continued to wait. Meanwhile in the kitchen, Kaiba had finally got the water to a Boil and his meat sauce sizzling. All he had to do was put the spaghetti in and... he heard music... with jou singing to it.

I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with everyday

Kaiba ingored the fact he was singing Hoobastank's the reason because it fit how he treated jou, and he continued to place the hard((HEE HEE :::Blush:::)) spaghetti into the pot while stirring it. Soon he found himself singing along.

And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away

Jou was belting out the song like no tommmorow. He wanted Kaiba to hear it, and realize how he felt without actually telling him. Thats all he could think of to do anyway... he couldn't resist after all, The stage was RIGHT THERE and he would do anything to get food off his mind. "Mutt turn it off" Kaiba said as he brought a tray out with Their Lunches and a very expensive wine,"We're eating." Jou nodded, turned the system off, sat down, and looked at kaiba. "WHAT?" Kaiba said annoyed as he places the plate down, "Do I have something on me?"

"Naw" Jou said picking up the fork, "your beautiful"

"What" Kaiba said confused, "did you call me?"

"SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jou said smacking himself mentally in the head, "Forget what I just said... please forget..."

"N-nothing!" Jou replied back nervously, "Your hearing things!"

"Puppy I'm pretty sure you called me beautiful"

"N-no" jou said, and he shoved a mouthful of spagetthi into his mouth, "I didn't say nothin'"

"Oh" kaiba replied, and carefully spun the spagetthi around his fork, "because I kinda needed to tell you something..." Jou stared into kaiba's eyes, his mouth full of spagetthi and a indiviual strand hanging out, which he slurped up quickly. "What did you wanna say?"

And be the one who catches all your tears
Thats why I need you to hear

"I never meant anything I've done to you, you that?"

"What do you mean?" Jou asked curiously

"Like saying no one cares about you?"

"Oh yea" jou replied, "that"

"The thing is" kaiba said, "someone does care besides serenity and mutou"

I've found a reason for me
To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new
and the reason is You

Jou looked at him confused. "who?" he asked, "you?"

and the reason is you

"yes puppy" he said moving the fork toward his mouth, "me"

and the reason is you

Jou looked at him, and then shoved another forkfull of spagetthi into his mouth. "Well aren't you gonna say anything pup?"

and the reason is you

Jou continued to chew his food, as kaiba stared worriedly. "You dont feel the same, dont you?" he asked

"Actually" jou said after he finished chewing, "I dont"

"Oh" Kaiba said disapointment in his voice.

"I love you"

"WHAT?!" Kaiba said dumbfounded

"I love you" Jou said getting up to bring his plate into the kitchen, "I love you seto Kaiba."

and the reason is you

"God I cant belive I just told him" jou said as he cleaned his dish off, "and I cant belive he likes me back!"

"Jou"

"Yea kaiba?" jou said as he put his dish away

I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you

"Do you wanna skip the rest of the day?"

"And do what?" jou asked

"something" Kaiba said with a smirk on his face, "something like this"

And so I have to say before I go

Kaiba leaned in and kissed Jou softly on his mouth. "Mmmm... that was nice" Jou said when he finished, "wanna do it again?" Kaiba smiled. "Sure" Jou leaned in and kissed kaiba again, only he crushed his lips harder against him. Soon after Kaiba slipped his tounge on jou's lips and he glady gave him entrance to his warm taste. The two began fighting for dominance over the kiss, their tounges raging like two butterflies dancing gracefully until Jou pulled away.

"Whats wrong?" Kaiba asked confused

"I Want you" jou said pushing Kaiba into the wall,"I want you inside me"

That I just want you to know
I've found a reason for me

Kaiba let jou's hands unbutton the first three fastenings of his shirt as he began kissing and nibbling on his throat. Kaiba moaned at his touch as jou got the rest of his shirt off and threw it to the side. When Kaiba regained his senses, he push jou away from him, causing him to lose his balance and fall onto the floor. Kaiba let out a small chuckle and he straddled him.

To change who I used to be
A reason to start over new

Jou's eyes went wide. "Did you actually think I'd let you be the seme jou?" Kaiba asked with a chuckle, "the uke is usually the puppy." Jou tried to respond but was muffled by Kaiba's hand. "Shh" he said as he made his way down to jou's pants, "You can thank me later." with a strong tug, jou's pants and boxers were off in a second. "How'd you do that?!" Jou said Dumbfounded.

"Wouldn't you like to know" Kaiba said chuckling as he trailed one of his fingers delicatly over jou's ever growing member. Jou arched at the touch but Kaiba pushed him down. "No no puppy" he said he went eye level with jou's body, "You not allowed to do that"

"But ohhhhhhh... god" Jou moaned, "So... good..." Kaiba deep-throated Jou and began to suck heavily on him. Jou began to arch his back again but Kaiba stopped to push him down. "Puppy were not gonna get anywhere unless you stop that" he said, "Relax." Jou nodded and exhaled deeply until Kaiba suprized him and "clamped" on him again. He then began to flick his tongue across the tip of it causing Jou to begin squirming. Jou was trying his hardest not to arch his back for Kaiba, but it happened again, and kaiba stopped to push him down. "This isn't gonna work puppy" He said an evil smirk on his face, "I'm done playing around." Jou's eyes went wider. What was he planning?!

and the reason is you

"Flip over puppy" Kaiba commanded, "or i'll do it for you"

I've found a reason to show

Jou did what he was commanded and didn't bother to see what he was doing, but he could hear Kaiba sucking on something. "Kaiba? what are-"

"Quiet puppy" Kaiba commanded, "you'll see." So once again Jou relaxed, only to become extremly tensed. "What are doing?!" Jou said confused.

"So your a virgin puppy" Kaiba said wiggling his fingers around inside Jou, a smirk on his face when he found Jou's spot, "You'll Like this then."

A side of me you didn't know
A reason for all that I do

Kaiba removed his fingers from inside Jou, lowered his pants and slowly entered him. Jou hissed in pain. "shh" Kaiba said running his hand across Jou's face, "It'll be all over in a couple of seconds...god your so tight..." Kaiba slowly began to move in and out of Jou, the friction driving him insane. Jou began to arch his back again so Kaiba pounded his insides as Jou cried out in pain. Kaiba laughed as he continued the pace turning jou cries of pain into ecstacy. Kaiba made the pace faster, Harder, Heavier on Jou's body until the two cried out each other's name, released, and collasped on the kitchen floor.

"d-damn" jou panted heavily, "where'd you learn how to do that?" Kaiba smiled panting just as heavily. "you'll see..." he said, "wait till we go again...."

And the reason is you
KAMI: IT TOOK ME TWENTY YEARS TO TYPE BUT I DONE!

Kimmy: Your gonna get us kicked off ff.net!

Kami: oh well if we do, come visit us on Nfiction.com! The stories are being posted there now too!