Title: Needs of the Jagan Eye

Rating: PG-13 for cursing and suggested themes

Summary: Hiei's jagan eye has chosen a human to be his mate. Would he fulfill its wishes?

Disclaimer: I don't own anything dealing with Yu-Yu-Hakusho....including Hiei. Chapter Summary: Hiei seems to have very sneaky friends indeed.

Author's Notes: Lalala. Sorry I haven't been updating that much. Its been pretty chaotic in my household lately (looong story). Not much to say so lets continue with our free programming. Oh, well, practically no humor in this one but the next....who knows. I don't.

PS I'm also working on a Kurama story to. Any suggestions would be looked over or I'll just conjure a plot from my dreams. Either way, the outcome can very well be destructive. ]=)

PSS. Thank you Saiouri17 for pointing out my mistake.

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Yusuke, Kurama, and Kuwabara sat on a firm couch in the middle of Yusuke's living room and praising themselves for the work they had just accomplished.

"Did you see how she was all over him?" Kuwabara stated loudly with a bottle of soda in one hand and sloppily spilling some on the couch as he laughed. "The shrimp so totally owe us!"

"I'm not sure if she was that interested," Kurama observed sitting cross-legged on an easy chair, deep in thought and hands folded together. "This is very serious to Hiei. I already told y-"

"Chill Kurama, we know. Dang, I didn't know an eyeball can be so demanding." Yusuke spoke with a giant grin. " Who knew?"

"Well, I guess we should at least help him out a bit. Out of all of us, he's the most clueless on the subject pertaining humans."

This caused them to instantly be reminded of the condom incident. Yusuke and Kuwabara started to laugh again as Kurama chuckled amusingly. The phone rang from the kitchen and Yusuke stood up to get it leaving Kurama and Kuwabara to further dwell on the incident.

"Yusuke speaking." He was still laughing a bit but stopped when the a voice was heard over the other end. He quickly covered the phone and whispered to his companions. "Hey! Guys! Its her!"

"What?" Kuwabara questioned, coming closer to Yusuke with Kurama closely behind. "Is it really? Already? Whoa that was fast." Yusuke nodded frantically and went back to the phone. Kurama felt Kuwabara jab his stomach slightly. "I told you she was interested."

"Oh, you do? Hmm..." He pulled a thumbs with his free hand up while grinning idiotically. "Well, I'll see what I can do. No, he isn't too busy. Start? Ummm..how about tomorrow? No, trust me. He won't mind." This time, there was a wink.

"What place? Uhhh-" He quickly looked at the others with the befuddled face. "Where do they meet?" he whispered.

Kuwabara drew a blank. "What about the..gym? Or at one of our houses?"

"No, he needs someplace private without anyone to interrupt. Kurama and I have moms and you have your sister. You know...." replied Yusuke as he rolled his eyes.

"What about somewhere in the park. There are some places secluded from the people," suggested Kurama

"Yeah, that's right." Yusuke turned back to the phone at hand. "What about the park? They'll be someone at the entrance to take you to him." There was a silent pause. Gradually, they heard an answer of acceptance then a click.

Yusuke hung up the phone. "Boys, we have lift off. There's only two problems. Whose gonna lead her to Hiei tomorrow and how to get him to teach her?"

"That knocks out all three of us. It was quite obvious at the store that she didn't feel very comfortable around any of us to lead her to the park."

Yusuke rested his chin on his right hand and held up his elbow with the other in a thoughtful gesture. "Well, maybe I can get Keiko to do it. They were old buds."

"But that'll mean that we have to tell her about it," Kurama pointed out," She probably won't be too happy about the fact that all of this is to lure a friend into mating with Hiei."

"What about Yukina?" offered Kuwabara thoughtfully.

Kurama and Yusuke shot a nervous glance at each other at the mention of Hiei's sister. It was a near-miracle Kuwabara hadn't figured out that they were twin siblings yet, considering the fact the obvious tension when her and Hiei's name obviously brought under the same sentence.

"No, that wouldn't be a good idea.." Yusuke started.

"Why not?" he demanded.

"Umm....the same reason for Keiko?"

The answer was weak but Kuwabara eventually accepted it. It would have been in their best interest if Hiei's sister wasn't involved.

"Well, all that leaves is Botan and Shizuru." stated Kurama.

"I know my sister. It'll be really hard to get her to do anything, especially if it helps." The rest of the group sweat dropped. "What?!" questioned Kuzuma," Do you want to ask her?" Yusuke and Kurama shook their head.

"Okay, that leaves only Botan then," sighed Yusuke. "Great, we're stuck with the big-mouth."

"There really isn't a choice in the matter anyway. She's the only one with enough knowledge of all three of the worlds not to be bothered by it. Knowing her, she'll be excited to set up anyone with Hiei, no matter what the circumstances. How do we contact her?"

Yusuke was taken aback by the question. The truth of the matter was, Botan usually contacted them. Sifting through his brain, he suddenly remembered the communication compact given to him during the battle with the Saint Beasts. "I have something to do that with. Its probably in my room somewhere so it'll take a little bit of time to find it." Noting the worried face of his companions, he added," But I'm sure I'll find it!"

Kuwabara smirked. "Yeah, considering you haven't seen the floor in months. I bet the fungus's already built a little city with your underwear."

Yusuke glared at Kuwabara before giving him a slap on the back of his head. Kuwabara jumped back up and raised his fist facing Yusuke. Kurama, sensing an oncoming fight, decided to turn the atmosphere back to the matter at hand.

"Guys, we have to stay focus. I'll talk Hiei into going to the park and giving the girl the lessons. Yusuke, Kuwabara, you'll talk to Botan. I'll call you guys to tell you the directions to the sanctioned area. Got it?"

"Fine," mumbled Yusuke with his back turned to Kuwabara.

"Okay," grumbled the disgruntled Kuzuma at the breakup of a fight.

Kurama rolled his eyes. This is going to be harder then expected.

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With hands behind her back and blue hair tied up in her usual ponytail, Botan anxiously waited by a big black iron gate for the girl. She couldn't believe her ears what Yuske had told her and was shocked to find out that he had kept the compact she had given him. With a matchmaker mind, she decided to try her best to get to know the girl and maybe even set her up for more than a lesson or two. Ignoring the fact that it was simply for materialistic purposes, she had heard cases where two would eventually get to know each other and fall in love for the rest of there lives. Oh, this was so exciting. A cold heartless demon falling head over heels for a human girl sounded something that came from a beautiful romance novel.

And it'll be all thanks to Botan. Maybe she'll even introduce her to the other girls and maybe score a few points by being friends with Hiei's sister. As if on cue, an image of Yusuke lecturing her again and again on the importance of keeping this a secret came to mind. She had promised not to spill the beans but did that mean she couldn't invite the girl to an outing to a mall with the group? Well, not in her book. Besides, what could be the harm?

Her mind snapped out of her thoughts. She was going to fast; first she had to find her. Okay, Yuske had mentioned her name. What was it? Sally? Cindy? Celica? Celeste? Yes, that was it. Celeste. A perfect name for a someone who was going to break the outer ice walls of the stoned- faced fire demon. Another sigh came from her lips as she imagined their beautiful children they'll have together. One was of a miniature little girl with a resemblance to Hiei calling her 'Aunty Button.'

"Excuse me?"

After shaking the dreamy fog in her eyes, Botan focused on the girl in front of her. She wore a pair of tan caprice with a thin green jacket covering her plain white tank top. Black hair was tied up in with a white scrunchies with a few strands slightly in view of her soft green eyes. Tucked under her arm was a bright yellow book "Excuse me," she repeated again, this time with a note of worry of disturbing the wrong person," Do you know Yuske?"

Her face broke out with a friendly smile. "Oh! How are you? You must be Celeste. Do you plan on having children?"

The last questioned seemed to catch her off guard. "W-what?" Celeste said with a stutter as she heard the final question. "Umm. Yes, I'm Celeste- and you are?"

"I'm Botan. I'm -uhh- Yusuke's cousin. Sorry, the guys had plans so I have to take you. Ignore the last question, I was just thinking about something." She waved her hand and looked her over. She seemed nice. Though she wasn't a beautiful princess look-alike, Celeste did have potential if she put some work into it. The word makeover suddenly popped into her mind then shuffled in the back of her head. 'Watch it girl,' Botan thought nervously,' You'll scare her away before she even meets the guy. Think of the children...'

They shook hands and Botan quickly led them into the depths of the park. Celeste looked somewhat hesitant as she neared farther into the thick shrubbery. "Botan? Why do we have to go so far?" she asked curiously.

"Oh...umm...becaues-becaues Hiei wants to really focus and there won't be too many distractions there," Botan replied nervously," So, what's with the book?" She pointed to the yellow covering in her hand. Celeste handed to her and watched Botan's eyebrow raise as she read the title: Martial Arts for Dummies.

"I thought it might help me a little." Celeste shrugged. "It's something I'm kinda new at." She let out a sigh and stopped. "To tell you the truth; I'm not so sure at all this Martial Arts thing. I mean...that Hiei sounds like a big master or something and I don't want to waste his time and embarrass myself."

Botan panicked. She tugged lightly on her arm and gave a reassuring smile. "Don't worry. I know Hiei. He's really....good at Martial Arts and he has...a lot of time in his hands. He can't wait to be with you." Well, at least she didn't lie.

"Really?"

"Yes, in fact-" Botan threw the book at the roots of a near tree. "You definitely won't be needing this. I'm sure of it." Celeste gave a weak smile as she realized a twenty dollars had just been wasted on that particular book but found reassurance in what she had just said. "Tell you what? How about hanging out with some of the girls afterwards? We can meet you after tomorrow's lesson."

"Well..."

"Keiko'll and I'll be there and the rest of the girls are pretty nice."

"Okay."

"Great," she clapped her hands together in triumph, "Now lets go before Hiei gets too impatient. "

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Celeste didn't know what to do as she stood in the clearing Botan had lead her too. The blubbly blue-haired girl had left her alone only a few moments ago but it was taking all she had not to sprint out of there. The sun beamed overhead in bright rays and the only sounds came from the occasional flapping of birds on the trees. 'Darn it! What am I doing here?' she asked herself as the silence between her and her teacher continued, ' I'm here alone, with a guy who sounds like he can kill someone with his bare hands! Stupid! Stupid!' Though she wouldn't admit it, a strange feeling admitted from her and sent goosebumps over her skin.

Hiei stood across the field and looked her over. How in the world was he talked into this? Darn that red-haired bastard! Did he fucking look like he had the qualities to teach anything? Still, the plan had allowed him to be alone with her and might even allow him to seduce her. Afterwards, his jagan eye would wipe her of all the memories with him. It'll be like they never met and any feelings she might develop for him (humans usually tend to do that), will vanish. It was completely foolproof: trick her, bed her, wipe out memories, never see her again. Nothing would go wrong.

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Whew! *wipes her forehead of stinky sweat* Well, I didn't know this would've been such a boring and long chapter. Am I prolonging the Hiei fluff? Yes. Next chapter would be full of it though. So much....you'll feel the need to shave. I already thought of the whole story so it won't take too long to update next. Roughly, I'm estimating around four chapters left. I never could make a story over ten chapters anyway. By the time it would end, most people would send me death threats anyway. Oops, can't say too much.

Bring on the reviews guys and I promise for a drama-filled future chapter. I NEVER break a promise. One of my golden rules.....