Marauders - The Musical!
Author's Note - Can you see it? Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, singing their little hearts out! Well, I imagined it, and wrote it! Enjoy! And review! This is totally review driven! Read AN at bottom for more! A bit more slash, and Emily gave me the idea so yay to Emily! So if you're going to complain about the slash in here, tell it to her! Haha, I'm only joking… or am I?
Chapter Five - Moony and Padfoot
Sunday 18th May 1976
Nothing could exactly stop James from the elation of winning the Quidditch Cup, but Lily was still refusing him. The boys reckoned James asked Lily out, about seventy times from Saturday evening to Sunday morning - it beat the previous record held by Arthur Weasley several years ago, who asked his now wife, Molly, out sixty-seven times before he fell asleep. At least she had the decency to say yes. It something of legend at Hogwarts, and it seemed Lily would never give in.
However, James being occupied with asking Lily out, and with the glee in winning the Quidditch Cup (Peter was busy trying to seduce Ravenclaw Emily Pugh, so he was hanging around her group of friends by the lake) it left Remus and Sirius to their own devices. Or to their own hormones.
"No one will be in the dormitory." Sirius whispered innocently to Remus as they watched James stare sappily at Lily whilst the Snitch buzzed around his head.
"Peter is trying to seduce that Ravenclaw girl, and James appears to be in a trance. And we're here…" Remus trailed off and smiled wryly at Sirius.
"Defiantly empty then."
"I've lost my Transfiguration text book Padfoot!" Remus exclaimed, pretending to have lost his book.
"McGonagall will have you for that. Better help you look for it Moony!" Sirius said in tones of mock concern. James acknowledged them leaving the common room, and continued to stare avidly at Lily.
Sirius and Remus virtually ran to their dormitory, their hormones racing at the speed of light. "I've waited to long." Remus groaned, pulling Sirius closer to him. Their noses were touching, each touch sent arousing sensations throughout both Remus and Sirius's bodies.
"Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time." Sirius wrapped his arms around Remus and kissed him softly on the lips.
"I feel alive and the world turning inside out…" Remus gasped, his eyes closing, and savouring Sirius's kiss. Remus lent forwards and kissed Sirius intently, their tongues engaging in an erotic dance. "And floating around in ecstasy." Remus sang, finally pulling away and rubbing Sirius's nose with his. But then the door burst open, and James looked at his two best friends wrapped in each other's arms, embracing each other in a way that told James - that's not what friends do… Remus and Sirius broke apart straight away and looked at James in momentary shock. James was stuck on the spot, he didn't know what to say or do. But was looking at them, waiting for an explanation. Sirius opened his mouth, expecting words to come.
"Don't stop me now! Don't stop me now! don't stop me 'cause I'm having a good time having a good time!" Yes, he was indeed, singing again. A hasty, wild grin spread across Sirius face, and he was unexpectedly wearing a vintage black leather jacket. He jumped on to the nearest bed (Peter's). "I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky! Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity!" He jumped on to the next bed in sheer class, his grin not fading. "I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva! I'm gonna go go go! There's no stopping me!" He twirled around to look at James. "I'm burning through the sky yeah! Two hundred degrees!" He held up two fingers. "That's why they call me mister Fahrenheit! I'm trav'ling at the speed of light!" He jumped up into the air, and landed, not so elegantly, his knees bend in front of an amused Remus, who was humming along quite serenely. "I wanna make a supersonic man out of you!" He pointed at Remus, who looked positively delighted at this! Sirius danced over to James, who was still standing, frozen, by the door.
"Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time! I'm having a ball! Don't stop me now!" He took a deep breath, and continued. "If you wanna have a good time just give me an owl!" He winked at James, who still despite finding his friend in compromising positions, and now watching Sirius sing, still could not move. "Don't stop me now 'cause I'm havin' a good time!
Don't stop me now! Yes I'm havin' a good time! I don't want to stop at all!" He whizzed around and signalled at Remus. Remus jumped on to James's bed which was beside Peters, and started to bellow, taking in a deep breath first.
"I'm a rocket ship on my way to mars! On a collision course! I am a satellite I'm out of control!" He directed his arms to the ceiling and pointed at it. He then turned to Sirius who was sitting on the end on Peter's bed. "I am a sex machine ready to reload!" He started to thrust his pelvis at Sirius suggestively, Sirius grinned once again quite satisfied at the offer Remus was making. "Like an atom bomb about to - Oh oh oh oh oh explode!" Remus jumped into the air, and did a star jump, landing on the floor in front of Sirius, where he was still sitting.
"I'm burning through the sky yeah! Two hundred degrees! That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit!" Remus now enacted Grease Lighting style moves, kneeling on the floor in front of Sirius, waving his arms from side to side frantically. "I'm trav'ling at the speed of light!
I wanna make a supersonic man of you!" Remus pointed at Sirius, and then stood up, turning to face James, who was whiter then Remus on the day approaching full moon.
"Don't stop me! Don't stop me! Don't stop me! Hey hey hey! Don't stop me! Don't stop me ooh ooh ooh!" Remus sang, grinning at James.
"I like it!" Sirius cried to the heavens, now striding over to Remus.
"Don't stop me! Don't stop me!"
"Have a good time, good time!" Sirius thrust his hips at Remus, and Remus copied.
"Don't stop me! Don't stop me ooooh-ahhhh!" An electric guitar interlude followed. Remus and Sirius paid respects to this by jumping on the furthest bed (being Remus's) and doing the air guitar, with all the energy they could muster.
"We're burning through the sky yeah!" They held hands and jumped to the floor and ran towards James. "Two hundred degrees! That's why they call us Misters Fahrenheit! We're trav'ling at the speed of light" They both knelt down together, and pointed at each other. "I wanna make a supersonic man out of you!" They embraced fleetingly, before jumping up and skipping over to James (who was now so white, the snow had taken note of his pigment and were planning on using it this Christmas).
"Don't stop me now! I'm having such a good time!" Sirius sang, inches away from James.
"I'm having a ball! Don't stop me now!" Remus pointed to himself and gave James his celebrated puppy dog eyes. "If you wanna have a good time just give us an owl!"
"Don't stop me now 'cause I'm havin' a good time! Don't stop me now! Yes ! I'm havin' a good time!"
"We don't want to stop at all!" The ended the song together, arms around one another's shoulders, looking gleefully at where an audience should be, but where James was standing gob smacked.
"Prongs mate, it's not what you think." Sirius said, letting go of Remus, his voice now starting to hurt with the pain of commentating and singing.
"Well, it is what you think, if you're thinking what we're doing…" Remus muttered, collapsing on Peter's bed. James opened his mouth, but was beyond shock. He was now turning a slight shade of minty green.
"What are you thinking?" Sirius said slowly to James, hoping he wouldn't loose his friendship.
"What am I thinking? WHAT AM I THINKING?" James appeared to have come out of his reverie, and his face was now a deep red. He went over to Sirius, looking at him threateningly. "I came up here because Lily left, and I was sure I saw your Transfiguration book by the window sill! But you two seem to be looking down each other's throats for it!"
"James, if you'd just listen-" Remus said, tentatively, hoping not to get shouted at.
"Listen? You want me to listen. No, you two listen! Why didn't you tell me?"
"We knew you'd react like this!" Sirius shouted, feeling his temper go. "We knew you'd think it funny!"
"No mate, I'm not homophobic. I don't like secrets kept from me. You should know that Moony." James through Remus a dark look, Remus shook his head.
"So, you have nothing against us?" Remus asked, looking at James incredulously .
"No, why should I? It was obvious that you both fancied each other. I was wondering when you'd get it on actually…"
"What?" They asked in unison.
"So when did it happen?"
"Last Saturday actually… When Sirius broke out into song - proclaiming his undying love for me see." Remus laughed.
"Ah I see, you just sang now by the way."
"What? Again… Both of us?" Sirius asked, looking at Remus quite bewildered. James nodded, suppressing giggles.
"Very entertaining, you two really do fancy the arses off each other."
Author's Note- I wrote it, despite the trouble and strife in my life (i.e. impending exam results…) I somehow managed to get hyper… (It took the combined efforts of the cast of Sex and the City, the cast of Will and Grace, Patrick Keilty, Jack Osborne, and Ron Atkinson, a chocolate Vienetta, The Coral, The Thrills, and the lead singer of All American Rejects, who in my opinion looks like a younger Sirius, and those eyes…. Watching the video to Swing Swing right now… He's seducing me with his eyes… But I got hyper! And wrote! And thank you for your reviews!
Laura, I think you're the most random reviewer I've ever had… and if you thought Chapter Three was disgusting (oh his eyes…) then you'll probably be puking an a bucket right now. (those damn blue eyes!)
Oh, another thing, besides thanking you lot for your reviews! Please wish me luck - I'm getting my GCSE (Muggle equivalent of OWLS to all you non Brits) results on Thursday, and I am shitting myself. So if there is no update after this, it's because Ciara has assisted me in suicide, by pushing me off Tower Bridge, as I would have failed my GCSES and would have no future. But hopefully I will update again, but getting hyper (but don't expect anything until after Thursday, no Sex and the City until then…) Right this is the longest A/N in the history of ff.net isn't it? Yes…. It is…
THANK YOU FOR YOUR REVIEWS! WOO! And review again, please! If I fail, reviews may just cheer me up! AND PRAISE TYSON OF THE ALL AMERICAN REJECTS! Yes… anyway… Oh nearly forgot! Don't Stop Me Now belongs to Queen. Yes I know… But all the Queen songs I use are from their Greatest Hits album! And their so good, and Queen were around in the late seventies…