Konichiwa minna-san!!! Rei-chan here! Thanks for reading. This is my first fan fic so please be nice, R&r please...

Disclaimer: Don't own anything!!

You're using the internet at home. You search for Naruto lyrics, downloads and stuff. You look through a dozen of Naruto pics, Sakura pics and Sasuke pics. You read fan fics although most of them sucks. You hit the 'play' button on your MP3 player for the 50th time. Hehehe...this is heaven... You glance at your watch: 5.27 pm Oh crap!!!!!! If your mom catches you using the computer illegally you're dead!!!!! You imagine yourself getting sued...by your own mom!!! More worse, banned from watching Naruto for 3 months!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Wait, what's that blue blinking star doing on your desktop? You click on it. A Naruto chibi pops out. It starts dancing and running around your desktop. You think it was cute before...

Its head hits the recycle bin icon.

It thought your Sasuke wallpaper was its enemy

And it thinks that Sakura in the background is his girlfriend and stared at it.

Hearts was coming out from his eyes.

Yup...pretty cute huh? You click on it. It stopped staring at Sakura, yeah but...now its staring at you! It takes out a kunai from how-should-I-know and yells at you with its chipmunk voice. You could sweat drop right now but you didn't cause you ain't any cartoon character. Anyways, it sends you an e-mail. How you know is nothing of my business and yours too. You open it. And found out it was:

I WANT RAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMENRAMEN RAMENRAMENRAMENRAMEN NOW!!!!

And you thought babies were annoying. You deleted it and you started clicking at the Naruto-virus. It screams at you again with its annoying chipmunk voice. You look furiously for the Naruto-virus's file. But you know, searching for 'ANNOYING CHIPMUNK' isn't the right way. You slap your head, HARD. "Ouchie, ow ow..." you rub your head. You canceled the search. The Naruto-virus smirks evilly at you. You don't know how but as soon as it screams at you, the screaming gets louder, LOUDER and LOUDER. It starts to hurt your ears. You scream back at it. You realize that the Naruto-virus isn't there anymore. Instead...

"Got ramen?"

You turn around and see Naruto flipping through your comics and your very secret dairy. "Wha...what are you doing here?" You demand. "Yea, what's going on here?!" You turn around and saw your bro standing near the door. "Where's mom?" you asked him. "She's busy talking to her friend..." your bro didn't look at you. Instead he was busy staring at Naruto.

"Your Uzumaki Naruto, right?"

Ne, minna-san. What do you think of it? I'll continue if you want it to. Please review, ne? I'll be really happy if you do...