12.15 It's only October but it's way nippy noodles outside already, Me, Georgia, Ellen, Rosie, Mabs, and Jules all ran across to the tennis courts and waited for Mr Atwood to leave his shed. Georgia - "It looks all cosy in there. I wonder what he dose, apart from looking at nuddy pictures of him self and his wife I mean?" Who knew the horrors of Elvis Attwood? Jules (shivering)- "It's tres nippy noodles out here, I bet he's got a little heater." We all looked at her. "Well it wouldn't hurt, would it, just to take a peak?" It sounded appealing, my knick knacks were slowing freezing on to my bottom. Georgia - "Well lets hurry up then, Jas has got de-frost her knickers" It was my turn to hit her.

Elvis's hut looks the same apart from -------------------------------------- -------------------- Georgia - "Omg, he's attempted to decorate!" It *was* very tragic. He had some "Really Funky!" posters of "Hip" bands.Such as those well known chart toppers, "The Basingstoke Bell ringers" and horror of all earthly horrors, "Morchester Morrisdancers"

Georgia sat down in Elvis's cosy rocker and finished her pack of Wotsits, "I think ""Dan" the friendly Morriser from Abbysworth" would look better with a nice full length beard." She said, gazing at Attwood's pathetic posters "I think your right, Gee, " Piped up Rosie, (She would, wouldn't She - I thought) Who had just finished applying her natural make up, for layers of blusher, seven coats of eye shadow and some lipstick.

"You know what?" said Mabs "I think "Les" "Chief Beller, Basingstoke" Could do with a little colour in his cheeks. "I agree," Rosie took out her blusher and began to give "Les" a make over "If Elvis catches us -" "He'll undoubtedly thank us and give us all shiny medals of honour for making these creatures look normal - the way god would have intended, " Gee interrupted as she drew a floor length beardy-o Green freckles and a pink hair on "Dan" "If God were Max, that is, Mr Max Factor."

Geoggers: Last lesson

I'm really, really worried about toms text now.He phones me evernight, why do we have to meet up?

It must Really important.

Maybe he's going to propose?

I wonder what I'd look better in, White or peach? Or cream.? I sent Georgie a note, asking her what colour I'd best suit. She looked at me like I'm crazy. Humf.