DISCLAIMER: StarFox characters, trademarks, etc. are owned by Nintendo. GalaxyWulf characters, trademarks, etc. are owned by, none other than, ME! Attack names maybe from Street Fighter or my inventions! Please forgive my grammar and spelling! Feel free to e-mail me [wolfox_okami@hotmail.com or wolfox_okamichan@yahoo.com] about MY characters! Oh yeah, for those of you who wanted to use my characters, feel free to use them as long as you give that darn credit, OKAY? (Also, it might help reading the BIOS section in Two Heroes Collide 2) Another thing, I don't own the songs! It's either from CardCaptor Sakura or from Kingdom Hearts!
Finally! I made an update! It took me a long week to have some time for another chapter! I'm really sorry, especially for the last chapter! I promise I'll make this one worthwhile! Oh, and another thing, can anyone out there draw any of the Two Heroes Collide cast? I know many have already drawn Star Fox characters, but what about the others? Can you please do it (for free)?
Last note: Can anyone of you make a yaoi/hentai/lemon of any of THC cast? I really need it, since it values me much! I'm not going to post it in the web, unless you wanted it to be… So please help me!
TWO HEROES COLLIDE LAST EPISODE, LYLAT-TERRA WARS
The two systems declared war. Just because of some misunderstandings, the great nations are ready to fight. However, one and the other have other reasons for such devastation: for safety, for assurance, and for revenge. What will fate decide to who will be the last race standing?
CHAPTER FIVE!!! "One Last Time"
Very horrific events have just recently happened. The two nations have finally declared war. However, our heroes never actually knew that. Without their consent, they lounged around the sandy beaches of Vacation Islands in Pyron…
"So… where's Slipster and Barky?" Goushin asked Fox while tanning himself to the sun.
He answered back while sunbathing beside Goushin, "I dunno… Maybe they're inside the shack there, doing some experiment!"
"Heck! They should've enjoyed the sun!"
"Yeah, you're right! By the way, where's Purin, your mantle pet?"
Suddenly, Goushin snapped himself up and gasped, "AHH!!! WHERE IN TERRA IS PURIN?!!!"
Goushin's scream took the notice of everybody (…except the frog and the smart mutt, of course!) and started wondering why.
"What's the matter, spikey?" Katt asked the poor kid. "You just lost your pet?" [He's called spikey because he has a spikey hairstyle!]
Garou, while holding a surfboard, muttered out, "Jell-o is gone?! Now you have to take care of responsibility in finding him!"
"He was never like this!" Goushin cried out. "Every time he's doing nothing at all, he just sits at the top of my head! Unless…"
"Unless what?" everybody wondered curiously.
Meanwhile, inside the shack, Slippy and Bark are doing some strange experiment. [No, it has nothing to do with s*x, since this is a PG story! (BASTARD!) But of course, why Slippy?!!!] It has something to do with a strange glowing thing. According to Bark's data log, it will be a useful replacement for Nova Bombs…
"Ooh!" Slippy giggled excitingly. "What's that glowing green thing?! Bark, please tell me what it is!"
Bark grinned as he places it to the table, facing at Slippy, "This is a Tarepiz Mega Bomb core! A special bomb more powerful than the average Nova Bomb! Imagine this: a small core like this could blow up a large space battleship!"
"But wait…" Slippy asked. "Why do you have to make it now when you can make it long ago?"
"Well… we just met many months ago, and during those times, I didn't get to visit Pyron! So, that's why I'm… anxious… to…"
"What's the matter?!"
"AHH!!! THE BOMB CORE!!! IT'S GONE!!!" Bark shouted with sweat dripping off fast. When he was talking earlier to Slippy, he was reaching for the core at the table when couldn't feel it!
"WHAATTT?!!!" Slippy gasped out.
The two looked around, searching for the bomb. When they looked slightly down, they suddenly saw a large pink jumping gelatin like creature. Inside the creature is a green cylinder-like object. While it jumps, it gives a cute but familiar sound.
"Pu… Puriri… Pu… Pupu… Purin!"
"Ah! Isn't that Goushin's pet, Purin?!" Slippy pointed out while being sweaty.
"That blob is going to eat my invention!" Bark shouted. "Get it!"
The two tried to grab Purin when all of a sudden Goushin popped out from the entrance of the shack.
"Hey guys! Have you seen my Purin?!" Goushin asked out.
Purin jumped towards Goushin's head, smiling and speaking Purin out.
"Pu… Purin…"
"AH! Goushin, whatever you do, don't move!" Bark warned. "I'll pluck something off you…"
He slowly grabbed a special tweezers and inserted it to Purin. [Mantles are almost indestructible pets, so for this cute jell-o, the tweezers are just tickles!] He grabbed the green bomb core and immediately placed it in a canister of his pocket.
"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO FEED YOUR PET?!" Slippy yelled. "You almost got this isle blasted into pieces!"
"I feed Purin Tarepiz leaves!" Goushin answered with a gleam. "A person who has a mantle pet should always carry plenty of Tarepiz leaves, right Purin?!"
"Pu… Purin!!!"
"Maybe that green bomb thingy is made of Tarepiz leaves, ain't it?" Vulpin concluded. "Oh well…"
During those happy moments with Purin, Wolf and Wulf were playing at the seashore. Wolf wanted to have a test to see who can hold his breath longer underwater.
"So," Wolf grinned, "can you beat my record?! I can stay for as long as twenty minutes! Can you beat my record?"
Wulf sweatdropped and passed, "Sorry pal! I couldn't!"
"So the leader of Galaxy Wulf is afraid to stay underwater?"
"NO!!!" Wulf replied with a shout. "Well… um… I just couldn't hold my breath longer than ten minutes! Ah… I'm embarrassed!"
More funny stuff still happens. At the sunny white sands, Garou, on his sexy physique, posed along the girls.
"Hah! Look at this six packers!" Garou smiled with an oblique thought. "Oh, and check this arm!"
"Oh puh-leeze!" Lupina harassed evilly as she adjusts her shades while lying below the glare. "You might be buff, but you got a pea-brain!"
Katt giggled, "I can see some other men having larger muscles out there!"
Falco was just walking down when he saw the funny white ice wolf being tormented by the girls. He tagged along to tease him as well.
"Hey Garou, you're only wearing one nipple ring! What happened to the other?!" Falco laughed out.
"Ha ha ha…" Garou sarcastically laughed. He then sardonically answered, "I learned my lesson: Never make yourself too much sexy or else someone will try to kidnap you and wants something to make you erotic…"
Lupina suddenly bashed him with a powerful Okami-ken, pushing the poor guy down the sea.
Fox and Wulf enjoyed their time. They laughed from everything that happened earlier.
"I wish we always had this enjoyment…" Fox whispered to Wulf, placing his arms around the guy.
Wulf, who was grinning, placed his arm to Fox's head and laughed, "We still got a few more days, don't we? We'll enjoy them with our whole hearts out!" [HEY! PLEASE MAKE 'EM A YAOI!!!]
Everything seems to be better, as far as what they could see. However, unbeknownst their knowledge, something is already happening out there. Without the teams' realization, their large mother ships, Great Fox and Space Den, they have been receiving messages from their system's base. Will they ever answer it?
Okay, that was short, but enjoyable! That will be probably my last comedy scene here, since the next chapters will be hard-boils. As I'm saying, prepare for the next chapter!