SAiYUKi: The Stupidest Adventure Ever!
Chapter 2: Rabies Contain Colors!!
A/N: Umm, second chapter! This will hopefully be just as weird as the first one. Alright!? Alright.
Disclaimer: We don't own SAiYUKi, or believe me, there would be Hakkai X Gojyo porn...blow up dolls...and numerous other sex toys. And much more merchandise available to me.
_______________________________________ Goku: Hey guys! This koala kinda tastes pretty good!
Hakkai: *starts to cry* You ate Kanan...
Gojyo: Sanzo...please...smoke a cigarette...I need second hand smoke...*tries to peel off a nicotine patch*
Sanzo: Bite me.
Gojyo: I will if you blow some smoke in my face!! I NEED NICOTINE! *gasps* Goku! You got something to eat, take these off!!
Goku: Not until I finish.
Gojyo: Do it now! Because when you finish your koala leg, you're going to be hungry again!
Hakkai: SHUT UP! I don't wanna hear about any koala eating! You bastards ate Kanan!! *gets into hysterics again*
Sanzo: Hakkai! Damn it, watch the road and get over your stupid dead koala...girlfriend? *starts getting really confused*
Gojyo: *peels off six nicotine patches* Ha! But damn it...I still don't have a craving...HAVE I BECOME A CIGARETTE SURVIVOR!?
Hakkai: I wish Kanan was a Goku survivior. *glares at Goku* Can we kill him...please?
Gojyo: PLEASE!! I want to destroy Goku!! He made me quit smoking.
Hakkai: HE ATE KANAN!!! *cries some more...*
Goku: I'm hungry.
Sanzo: *Stares at Goku insanely* Okay, that's it... *tackles Goku and falls out of jeep* GAAAAH!
Gojyo: We need to go back and get them.
Hakkai: Okay...I obey Kanan.
Gojyo: What the hell is wrong with you? Did you just call me Kanan?
Hakkai: Of course I did, love.
Gojyo: This is freaky. He is getting all delirious.
Hakkai: Oh darling, stop using big words!
Gojyo: *Looks really, really, really, really, really, really confused.*
Hakkai: *Turns back for Sanzo and Goku but ends up getting blinded by endless visions of Kanan and crashes into a tree*
Goku: Good parking job.
Sanzo: I thought I killed you. *Shoots Goku*
Goku: Haha, that tickles!
Sanzo: What the fuck? WHY WON'T YOU DIE??!
Hakkai: *Glares at Goku with narrow eyes*
Goku: *Scared and confused* um...Hakkai?
Gojyo: What's going on here?
Sanzo: I swear, this kid is immortal.
*things are quiet and for a few seconds*
Hakkai: This is for you Kanan! *chases Goku around*
Sanzo: I am assuming he thinks that you are Kanan...*looks at Gojyo*
Gojyo: Yeah. I don't get it though, do I look like her?
Hakkai: Goku killed my Kanan!! *catches Goku and chews on him and starts foaming at the mouth*
Goku: AHH! Hakkai has rabies!! *tries to get Hakkai off of him* Can't yell, too hungry...
Gojyo: Hey! I think Hakkai might kill him! *applause*
Sanzo: We can't learn all of the colors if Goku is dead.
Gojyo: EGADS! What's what!? *watches as Hakkai's foaming mouth is turning orange*
Sanzo: One of the colors was inside of Hakkai's foaming drool.
Goku: This is so nasty!! GET HIM OFFA ME!! Or I'll eat him!!
Sanzo: Let's have Hakkai play with him a little longer. This is fun.
Gojyo: Alright. *grins, trying to take off his last nicotine patch*
Hakkai: Oh god, I am so sorry Goku. Let me heal you.
Goku: Get away from me! You rabid Kanan-lover! *he quickly climbed back into the jeep, scared of Hakkai*
Hakkai: *sniffles* Kanan...
Gojyo: Well, we learned orange. Want to go search for yellow? *he said, still trying to take off the last nicotine patch*
Hakkai: K-Kanan...*his eyes started watering*
Sanzo: He is NOT driving anymore. *glares at Hakkai*
Gojyo: Come on! I just need this last one off!
Goku: *pulls out random nicotine patch box and sticks another one on Gojyo's shoulder.*
Gojyo: GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!! *smacks Goku and tosses him out of the jeep*
Sanzo: Nice going!
Hakkai: Hurry, keep driving!
Gojyo: Ha Ha! _________________________________________
A/N: We are SO mean to Goku, but hey, I was expecting them to do something like that someday...
Chapter 2: Rabies Contain Colors!!
A/N: Umm, second chapter! This will hopefully be just as weird as the first one. Alright!? Alright.
Disclaimer: We don't own SAiYUKi, or believe me, there would be Hakkai X Gojyo porn...blow up dolls...and numerous other sex toys. And much more merchandise available to me.
_______________________________________ Goku: Hey guys! This koala kinda tastes pretty good!
Hakkai: *starts to cry* You ate Kanan...
Gojyo: Sanzo...please...smoke a cigarette...I need second hand smoke...*tries to peel off a nicotine patch*
Sanzo: Bite me.
Gojyo: I will if you blow some smoke in my face!! I NEED NICOTINE! *gasps* Goku! You got something to eat, take these off!!
Goku: Not until I finish.
Gojyo: Do it now! Because when you finish your koala leg, you're going to be hungry again!
Hakkai: SHUT UP! I don't wanna hear about any koala eating! You bastards ate Kanan!! *gets into hysterics again*
Sanzo: Hakkai! Damn it, watch the road and get over your stupid dead koala...girlfriend? *starts getting really confused*
Gojyo: *peels off six nicotine patches* Ha! But damn it...I still don't have a craving...HAVE I BECOME A CIGARETTE SURVIVOR!?
Hakkai: I wish Kanan was a Goku survivior. *glares at Goku* Can we kill him...please?
Gojyo: PLEASE!! I want to destroy Goku!! He made me quit smoking.
Hakkai: HE ATE KANAN!!! *cries some more...*
Goku: I'm hungry.
Sanzo: *Stares at Goku insanely* Okay, that's it... *tackles Goku and falls out of jeep* GAAAAH!
Gojyo: We need to go back and get them.
Hakkai: Okay...I obey Kanan.
Gojyo: What the hell is wrong with you? Did you just call me Kanan?
Hakkai: Of course I did, love.
Gojyo: This is freaky. He is getting all delirious.
Hakkai: Oh darling, stop using big words!
Gojyo: *Looks really, really, really, really, really, really confused.*
Hakkai: *Turns back for Sanzo and Goku but ends up getting blinded by endless visions of Kanan and crashes into a tree*
Goku: Good parking job.
Sanzo: I thought I killed you. *Shoots Goku*
Goku: Haha, that tickles!
Sanzo: What the fuck? WHY WON'T YOU DIE??!
Hakkai: *Glares at Goku with narrow eyes*
Goku: *Scared and confused* um...Hakkai?
Gojyo: What's going on here?
Sanzo: I swear, this kid is immortal.
*things are quiet and for a few seconds*
Hakkai: This is for you Kanan! *chases Goku around*
Sanzo: I am assuming he thinks that you are Kanan...*looks at Gojyo*
Gojyo: Yeah. I don't get it though, do I look like her?
Hakkai: Goku killed my Kanan!! *catches Goku and chews on him and starts foaming at the mouth*
Goku: AHH! Hakkai has rabies!! *tries to get Hakkai off of him* Can't yell, too hungry...
Gojyo: Hey! I think Hakkai might kill him! *applause*
Sanzo: We can't learn all of the colors if Goku is dead.
Gojyo: EGADS! What's what!? *watches as Hakkai's foaming mouth is turning orange*
Sanzo: One of the colors was inside of Hakkai's foaming drool.
Goku: This is so nasty!! GET HIM OFFA ME!! Or I'll eat him!!
Sanzo: Let's have Hakkai play with him a little longer. This is fun.
Gojyo: Alright. *grins, trying to take off his last nicotine patch*
Hakkai: Oh god, I am so sorry Goku. Let me heal you.
Goku: Get away from me! You rabid Kanan-lover! *he quickly climbed back into the jeep, scared of Hakkai*
Hakkai: *sniffles* Kanan...
Gojyo: Well, we learned orange. Want to go search for yellow? *he said, still trying to take off the last nicotine patch*
Hakkai: K-Kanan...*his eyes started watering*
Sanzo: He is NOT driving anymore. *glares at Hakkai*
Gojyo: Come on! I just need this last one off!
Goku: *pulls out random nicotine patch box and sticks another one on Gojyo's shoulder.*
Gojyo: GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!! *smacks Goku and tosses him out of the jeep*
Sanzo: Nice going!
Hakkai: Hurry, keep driving!
Gojyo: Ha Ha! _________________________________________
A/N: We are SO mean to Goku, but hey, I was expecting them to do something like that someday...