SAiYUKi: The Stupidest Adventure Ever!
Chapter 3: Yellow, Shemello!
A/N: Wow, we are some seriously messed up people here! Okay, small recap, Gojyo is almost quit smoking thanks to nicotine patches, Goku is hungry, Sanzo is trigger happy and has an even shorter temper (wait...that's normal Sanzo) and Hakkai can't stop bringing up the awful memory of Kanan. *looks over as Hakkai starts to cry*.
Disclaimer: I don't own SAiYUKi, but in the fan-girl ownership world, I own Gojyo.
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Goku: I'm hungry and my arm is broken. Of all places to throw me out of the jeep, it had to be a glass and broken metal junk yard! Who came up with something like that!? And I'm hungry.
Gojyo: Why did we go back for him? *sighs as he continues to peel off nicotine patches*
Sanzo: Because we can't learn the colors without Goku. *he was driving because Hakkai was too busy weeping over Kanan*
Gojyo: And why not?
Sanzo: *thinks*
Gojyo: Oh come on, tell me. Ouch. *peels off another patch*
Sanzo: Hmm...*pulls his gun on Gojyo* I DON'T KNOW!
Gojyo: If anything, don't kill me yet...I want to have a cigarette before I die.
Hakkai: Die? DIE!? LIKE KANAN!? *glares at Gojyo*
Gojyo: Hey, can we get him some mental help?
Goku: I am SOOO HUNGRY!
Gojyo: *stares at Goku insanely, holding a random dagger*
Goku: What!? I'm starving! I haven't had anything to eat for almost 5 minutes, my stomach is eating itself.
Hakkai: Do it Kanan!
Gojyo: STOP CALLING ME KANAN! SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR THREE YEARS! GET THE HELL OVER IT!! *stabs Goku out of anger of Hakkai*
Goku: I felt a pinch, who pinched me. WHO PIN---ahhh, too hungry, can't yell.
Hakkai: Sanzo...please...let us kill him like he did...to my dear...sweet Kanan. *breaks down into tears*
Sanzo: I am to the verge of killing all of you.
Goku: Gojyo! You fucking stabbed me! *pulls out a random box of anti-sex patches and sticks them on Gojyo*
Gojyo: NO! MY AROUSAL!! I have no urges for women OR MEN!! *glares at Goku again, his mouth drooling and his eyes glowing red.* First my cigarettes...now...now you have the nerve to take my...my manhood and you expect to live!?
Sanzo: There is a town. *He stopped the jeep and walked to the nearest resturant, everybody followed.*
Goku: I was three things of everything on every menu ever!!!
Sanzo: Get him a banana.
Waitress: AWWWWW! You're monkey can so totally talk! How totally awesome dude!
Hakkai: Yes...ummm...totally? (Sanzo: She called me dude?)
Gojyo: Why does every girl we meet talk like that?
Hakkai: She reminds me...of--
Everybody: OF KANAN!
Hakkai: No, more like Britney Spears, but you can say Kanan too. *sniffles*
Gojyo: Damn it Goku! Thinking of Britney Spears doesn't get me hot and bothered anymore!
Sanzo: Anything Britney Spears shouldn't get you hot and bothered. *lights his cigarette*
Gojyo: NO!! NICOTINE!! *starts to cry and reaches across the table to Sanzo*
Goku: AHH! FOOD'S HERE! *starts to cry*
Hakkai: KANAN!! *starts to cry*
Sanzo: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS! *starts to cry*
Waitress: My hair like is too blonde!! *starts to cry* It's so out of style!!
Goku: Hmmm...meat.
Hakkai: *glares at Goku* It's not nearly as good as Kanan...was it? She was delicious. *starts to drool*
Gojyo: You tasted Kanan? Like in a sexual manner? Aww, that doesn't turn me on. *starts to tear up*
Sanzo: I think I know a way to release all of my problems. *thinks*
Waitress: Hey! I'm back with like totally more food! *prances over to the table and puts the food down*
Hakkai: Um, excuse me ma'm, do you know anybody around here with rabies that turn yellow?
Waitress: Oh, like of course! There is like a rabies like facility over yonder. You can go like down there and find like somebody.
Hakkai: *notices the waitress is drooling* What's that?
Waitress: Sorry, as a young girl I was abused by man eating caterpillars on a walk through the forest and they damaged my salvary glands so when I am around people who cry over their dead girlfriend alot, I tend to start drooling out of sorrow.
Gojyo: *cough*BULLSHIT*cough*
Waitress: Have YOU totally ever been attacked by like man eating caterpillars?
Goku: *raises hand* I ate one once!
Sanzo: Name something you haven't eaten. *sarcasm*
Goku: Human flesh and bouncy balls. Bouncy balls are hard to sink your teeth into.
Gojyo: I think you have rabies. *points at the crazy like-saying waitress*
Waitress: I do NOT! *yellow stuff starts foaming on the side of her mouth*
Sanzo: What's this? *group glance with the suspenceful music*
Hakkai: She has yellow!!
Gojyo: EGADS!
Sanzo: I think four more to go. *shoots at the waitress and kills her*
Hakkai: Why'd you kill her!? In my mind I coated her with a vision of Kanan! YOU KILLED KANAN!!
Goku: At least I didn't kill her. *rolls his eyes while eating dumplings filled with man eating caterpillars*
Sanzo: Oh my god...*sighs*
Gojyo: Let's get back to the jeep. *drags Goku along, who his chewing on his leg.*
*In The Jeep*
Sanzo: We just have to find green now.
Hakkai: I know. Let's listen to some music. *turns on the radio*
Gojyo: OH GOD! Britney!! *high pitched voice* Hit My Baby One More Time!
Sanzo: No problem. *smacks him with the new and improved Sanzo Paper Fan 3.0, containing not only a state of the art handle, but a new metal base for superb speed and more pain inflicted upon your victim. Today on sale only for the low price of 15.99!!*
Hakkai: Let's go find green!
Gojyo: Wait, if we forgot our colors, how would be know what the next one is or what is looks like?
Everybody: *silent glare at the authors*
Dani and Paisley: Hell if we know, we started writing this at 6:00 in the morning, drunk off strawberry soda and filling up of Ruffles chips!
Everybody: *group laugh*
Sanzo: You all are idiots.
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A/N: We ARE idiots...umm, await the next chapter. Sanzo gets a sudden change in look, voice, hair and well...gender too. We just wanna mess with Sanzo, we already messed with Hakkai, so now it's Sanzo's turn and then Gojyo already got his embrassment by singing Britney Spears...
Chapter 3: Yellow, Shemello!
A/N: Wow, we are some seriously messed up people here! Okay, small recap, Gojyo is almost quit smoking thanks to nicotine patches, Goku is hungry, Sanzo is trigger happy and has an even shorter temper (wait...that's normal Sanzo) and Hakkai can't stop bringing up the awful memory of Kanan. *looks over as Hakkai starts to cry*.
Disclaimer: I don't own SAiYUKi, but in the fan-girl ownership world, I own Gojyo.
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Goku: I'm hungry and my arm is broken. Of all places to throw me out of the jeep, it had to be a glass and broken metal junk yard! Who came up with something like that!? And I'm hungry.
Gojyo: Why did we go back for him? *sighs as he continues to peel off nicotine patches*
Sanzo: Because we can't learn the colors without Goku. *he was driving because Hakkai was too busy weeping over Kanan*
Gojyo: And why not?
Sanzo: *thinks*
Gojyo: Oh come on, tell me. Ouch. *peels off another patch*
Sanzo: Hmm...*pulls his gun on Gojyo* I DON'T KNOW!
Gojyo: If anything, don't kill me yet...I want to have a cigarette before I die.
Hakkai: Die? DIE!? LIKE KANAN!? *glares at Gojyo*
Gojyo: Hey, can we get him some mental help?
Goku: I am SOOO HUNGRY!
Gojyo: *stares at Goku insanely, holding a random dagger*
Goku: What!? I'm starving! I haven't had anything to eat for almost 5 minutes, my stomach is eating itself.
Hakkai: Do it Kanan!
Gojyo: STOP CALLING ME KANAN! SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR THREE YEARS! GET THE HELL OVER IT!! *stabs Goku out of anger of Hakkai*
Goku: I felt a pinch, who pinched me. WHO PIN---ahhh, too hungry, can't yell.
Hakkai: Sanzo...please...let us kill him like he did...to my dear...sweet Kanan. *breaks down into tears*
Sanzo: I am to the verge of killing all of you.
Goku: Gojyo! You fucking stabbed me! *pulls out a random box of anti-sex patches and sticks them on Gojyo*
Gojyo: NO! MY AROUSAL!! I have no urges for women OR MEN!! *glares at Goku again, his mouth drooling and his eyes glowing red.* First my cigarettes...now...now you have the nerve to take my...my manhood and you expect to live!?
Sanzo: There is a town. *He stopped the jeep and walked to the nearest resturant, everybody followed.*
Goku: I was three things of everything on every menu ever!!!
Sanzo: Get him a banana.
Waitress: AWWWWW! You're monkey can so totally talk! How totally awesome dude!
Hakkai: Yes...ummm...totally? (Sanzo: She called me dude?)
Gojyo: Why does every girl we meet talk like that?
Hakkai: She reminds me...of--
Everybody: OF KANAN!
Hakkai: No, more like Britney Spears, but you can say Kanan too. *sniffles*
Gojyo: Damn it Goku! Thinking of Britney Spears doesn't get me hot and bothered anymore!
Sanzo: Anything Britney Spears shouldn't get you hot and bothered. *lights his cigarette*
Gojyo: NO!! NICOTINE!! *starts to cry and reaches across the table to Sanzo*
Goku: AHH! FOOD'S HERE! *starts to cry*
Hakkai: KANAN!! *starts to cry*
Sanzo: I'M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS! *starts to cry*
Waitress: My hair like is too blonde!! *starts to cry* It's so out of style!!
Goku: Hmmm...meat.
Hakkai: *glares at Goku* It's not nearly as good as Kanan...was it? She was delicious. *starts to drool*
Gojyo: You tasted Kanan? Like in a sexual manner? Aww, that doesn't turn me on. *starts to tear up*
Sanzo: I think I know a way to release all of my problems. *thinks*
Waitress: Hey! I'm back with like totally more food! *prances over to the table and puts the food down*
Hakkai: Um, excuse me ma'm, do you know anybody around here with rabies that turn yellow?
Waitress: Oh, like of course! There is like a rabies like facility over yonder. You can go like down there and find like somebody.
Hakkai: *notices the waitress is drooling* What's that?
Waitress: Sorry, as a young girl I was abused by man eating caterpillars on a walk through the forest and they damaged my salvary glands so when I am around people who cry over their dead girlfriend alot, I tend to start drooling out of sorrow.
Gojyo: *cough*BULLSHIT*cough*
Waitress: Have YOU totally ever been attacked by like man eating caterpillars?
Goku: *raises hand* I ate one once!
Sanzo: Name something you haven't eaten. *sarcasm*
Goku: Human flesh and bouncy balls. Bouncy balls are hard to sink your teeth into.
Gojyo: I think you have rabies. *points at the crazy like-saying waitress*
Waitress: I do NOT! *yellow stuff starts foaming on the side of her mouth*
Sanzo: What's this? *group glance with the suspenceful music*
Hakkai: She has yellow!!
Gojyo: EGADS!
Sanzo: I think four more to go. *shoots at the waitress and kills her*
Hakkai: Why'd you kill her!? In my mind I coated her with a vision of Kanan! YOU KILLED KANAN!!
Goku: At least I didn't kill her. *rolls his eyes while eating dumplings filled with man eating caterpillars*
Sanzo: Oh my god...*sighs*
Gojyo: Let's get back to the jeep. *drags Goku along, who his chewing on his leg.*
*In The Jeep*
Sanzo: We just have to find green now.
Hakkai: I know. Let's listen to some music. *turns on the radio*
Gojyo: OH GOD! Britney!! *high pitched voice* Hit My Baby One More Time!
Sanzo: No problem. *smacks him with the new and improved Sanzo Paper Fan 3.0, containing not only a state of the art handle, but a new metal base for superb speed and more pain inflicted upon your victim. Today on sale only for the low price of 15.99!!*
Hakkai: Let's go find green!
Gojyo: Wait, if we forgot our colors, how would be know what the next one is or what is looks like?
Everybody: *silent glare at the authors*
Dani and Paisley: Hell if we know, we started writing this at 6:00 in the morning, drunk off strawberry soda and filling up of Ruffles chips!
Everybody: *group laugh*
Sanzo: You all are idiots.
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A/N: We ARE idiots...umm, await the next chapter. Sanzo gets a sudden change in look, voice, hair and well...gender too. We just wanna mess with Sanzo, we already messed with Hakkai, so now it's Sanzo's turn and then Gojyo already got his embrassment by singing Britney Spears...