Saiyuki: The Stupidest Adventure EVER!
Chapter 4: Greeny Shmeeny!!
A/N: Ummm…yeah.
Disclaimer: We don't own Saiyuki…or do we?
Hakkai: Sanzo, what's wrong with you?
Goku: Your lips are all pink…and your hair is in pigtails. Mmm…pig…
Gojyo: Pink? SANZO! Did you steal my lipstick!?
Sanzo: in feminine voice No, silly…this is mine.
Gojyo: Shut up! Where'd you get it!!??
Sanzo: The Lipstick Coliseum, dum-dum.
Hakkai: That's where Kanan used to shop! Before you ate her points at Gojyo
Gojyo: I didn't eat her moron, the saru did.
Goku: I was hungry. Oh, by the way…I'm hungry.
Gojyo: No shit.
Hakkai: Gonna eat Kanan again? Huh??!
Sanzo: Stop the fighting, you guys! You're making me cry…which makes my mascara run. It's Chanel.
Gojyo: AHHH! My mascara is Chanel!! YOU BITCH!!
Goku: …CAT FI--too hungry…can't…yell
Sanzo: Girlllll…this is MY mascara. Not my fault we shop at the same place. flips his hair
Gojyo: Anyway…before this transvestite decided to screw with my makeup bag, I need to get these nicotine patches off.
Sanzo: What color do you think matches my skin tone? Plumpy Peach or Gooey Grape?
Hakkai: Kanan had Gooey Grape. It so matched her eyes. Her lovely…eyes.
Sanzo: Girrrrrl, Hakkai is trippin'.
Goku: Too much slang. Ouch, stomach eating itself…can't…go on making fun…of friends…
Sanzo: Girrrrrl, let's get somefing to eat. Something low fat. Like yogurt. Gotta watch muh figure girl.
Gojyo: Let's go get some makeup. Because SANZO--
Sanzo: Nuh Uh Girl. My name is La Sanza now.
Goku: Since you're a woman now, can I do you?
Hakkai: I said that same thing to Kanan.
Gojyo: She used to be a man?
Hakkai: No, she used to be a man.
Gojyo: looks really, really, really, really confused.
Sanzo: OOH! GURL! Red Lipstick!!
Goku: Ummm, Sanzo that's hungry, I mean…green.
Sanzo: MY NAME IS LA SANZA!! tries on the lipstick
Gojyo: Ummm, La Sanza, that's green.
Sanzo: Hmmm…it still looks finnnne on me. starts foaming at the mouth
Gojyo: EGADS!
Hakkai: SANZA! You're foaming. Like Kanan.
Gojyo: GET THE HELL OVER IT! SHE'S DEAD! KANAN IS DEAD!! GET OVER IT!!!
Sanzo: Ooh, gurl, foam looks sexy on me.
Goku: That is so nasty…yet tasty…I'm hungry.
Hakkai: I'm Hakkai, nice to meet you.
Gojyo: I'm Gojyo.
Goku: I am god, hear me roar.
Sanzo falls on floor has a seizure
Gojyo: Not this again.
Sanzo's right eye begins to twitch uncontrollably
Gojyo: Still find yourself attractive? holds random mirror to his face
Sanzo: still foaming I'm--so--effing--hot!
Goku: He is sorta hot…
awkward silence
Sanzo throws up a green cat
Goku: We found green pets kitty I'm gonna name you Avocado, the wizard of the north east side of the western dessert of water and ice cream sprinkles.
Sanzo: Being a transvestite is too difficult. Too much money spent on stealing Gojyo's makeup. I guess I'll just be a man…for now…dun dun dunnnnn
Gojyo: SO YOU WERE STEALING MY MAKE UP YOU WOMANLY MAN!!
Sanzo: I didn't steal it…Avocado, the wizard of the north east side of the western dessert of water and ice cream sprinkles did.
Hakkai: Where did Kanan, I mean, Avocado, the wizard of the north east side of the western dessert of water and ice cream sprinkles go?
Goku: finishes eating Avocado, the wizard of the north east side of the western dessert of water and ice cream sprinkles. Hmm, tails are the best part.
Gojyo: Ewwww, you ate it's reproductive organs. You sick monkey bastard.
Hakkai: Hey, if a woman named Kanan ate a male cat and the sperm went to her you know were, would she give birth to cat man?
Sanzo: Gurl, I dunno.
Gojyo: I thought you weren't a woman anymore.
Sanzo: I can still talk slang. And my name is still La Sanza.
Gojyo: Aye, Aye, Aye, Goku come el gato verde. Sanzo es muy loca. Hakkai triste over el muerto chica amigo.
A/N: Yeah, Sanzo just spat up a cat and changed his name. What the hell? Well, we DID just watch FLCL.
Chapter 4: Greeny Shmeeny!!
A/N: Ummm…yeah.
Disclaimer: We don't own Saiyuki…or do we?
Hakkai: Sanzo, what's wrong with you?
Goku: Your lips are all pink…and your hair is in pigtails. Mmm…pig…
Gojyo: Pink? SANZO! Did you steal my lipstick!?
Sanzo: in feminine voice No, silly…this is mine.
Gojyo: Shut up! Where'd you get it!!??
Sanzo: The Lipstick Coliseum, dum-dum.
Hakkai: That's where Kanan used to shop! Before you ate her points at Gojyo
Gojyo: I didn't eat her moron, the saru did.
Goku: I was hungry. Oh, by the way…I'm hungry.
Gojyo: No shit.
Hakkai: Gonna eat Kanan again? Huh??!
Sanzo: Stop the fighting, you guys! You're making me cry…which makes my mascara run. It's Chanel.
Gojyo: AHHH! My mascara is Chanel!! YOU BITCH!!
Goku: …CAT FI--too hungry…can't…yell
Sanzo: Girlllll…this is MY mascara. Not my fault we shop at the same place. flips his hair
Gojyo: Anyway…before this transvestite decided to screw with my makeup bag, I need to get these nicotine patches off.
Sanzo: What color do you think matches my skin tone? Plumpy Peach or Gooey Grape?
Hakkai: Kanan had Gooey Grape. It so matched her eyes. Her lovely…eyes.
Sanzo: Girrrrrl, Hakkai is trippin'.
Goku: Too much slang. Ouch, stomach eating itself…can't…go on making fun…of friends…
Sanzo: Girrrrrl, let's get somefing to eat. Something low fat. Like yogurt. Gotta watch muh figure girl.
Gojyo: Let's go get some makeup. Because SANZO--
Sanzo: Nuh Uh Girl. My name is La Sanza now.
Goku: Since you're a woman now, can I do you?
Hakkai: I said that same thing to Kanan.
Gojyo: She used to be a man?
Hakkai: No, she used to be a man.
Gojyo: looks really, really, really, really confused.
Sanzo: OOH! GURL! Red Lipstick!!
Goku: Ummm, Sanzo that's hungry, I mean…green.
Sanzo: MY NAME IS LA SANZA!! tries on the lipstick
Gojyo: Ummm, La Sanza, that's green.
Sanzo: Hmmm…it still looks finnnne on me. starts foaming at the mouth
Gojyo: EGADS!
Hakkai: SANZA! You're foaming. Like Kanan.
Gojyo: GET THE HELL OVER IT! SHE'S DEAD! KANAN IS DEAD!! GET OVER IT!!!
Sanzo: Ooh, gurl, foam looks sexy on me.
Goku: That is so nasty…yet tasty…I'm hungry.
Hakkai: I'm Hakkai, nice to meet you.
Gojyo: I'm Gojyo.
Goku: I am god, hear me roar.
Sanzo falls on floor has a seizure
Gojyo: Not this again.
Sanzo's right eye begins to twitch uncontrollably
Gojyo: Still find yourself attractive? holds random mirror to his face
Sanzo: still foaming I'm--so--effing--hot!
Goku: He is sorta hot…
awkward silence
Sanzo throws up a green cat
Goku: We found green pets kitty I'm gonna name you Avocado, the wizard of the north east side of the western dessert of water and ice cream sprinkles.
Sanzo: Being a transvestite is too difficult. Too much money spent on stealing Gojyo's makeup. I guess I'll just be a man…for now…dun dun dunnnnn
Gojyo: SO YOU WERE STEALING MY MAKE UP YOU WOMANLY MAN!!
Sanzo: I didn't steal it…Avocado, the wizard of the north east side of the western dessert of water and ice cream sprinkles did.
Hakkai: Where did Kanan, I mean, Avocado, the wizard of the north east side of the western dessert of water and ice cream sprinkles go?
Goku: finishes eating Avocado, the wizard of the north east side of the western dessert of water and ice cream sprinkles. Hmm, tails are the best part.
Gojyo: Ewwww, you ate it's reproductive organs. You sick monkey bastard.
Hakkai: Hey, if a woman named Kanan ate a male cat and the sperm went to her you know were, would she give birth to cat man?
Sanzo: Gurl, I dunno.
Gojyo: I thought you weren't a woman anymore.
Sanzo: I can still talk slang. And my name is still La Sanza.
Gojyo: Aye, Aye, Aye, Goku come el gato verde. Sanzo es muy loca. Hakkai triste over el muerto chica amigo.
A/N: Yeah, Sanzo just spat up a cat and changed his name. What the hell? Well, we DID just watch FLCL.