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Inuyasha looked up and started sniffing the air. "Damn, Sesshomaru is nearing our current position. HIDE!!" he screamed in terror.

"Aren't we supposed to fight him? Usually, you say something memorable like 'That bastard Sesshomaru is getting closer. I'm gonna kick his ass!' " said Caleb.

"How would you know?" Inuyasha asked from his hiding spot behind some bush. "Are you a spy of some sort?"

Caleb just sweat dropped and looked at him strangely. "Uhh... yeah."

Sango, Kagome, and Miroku also looked at him oddly. "WHAT?!" Caleb yelled, pissed at everybody.

Nobody said anything for a few minutes, but Sango finally threw a death glare at Inuyasha and said, "Fine, if you're too much of a damn wimp to face your brother, I will."

She took out her huge boomerang and took off her outer kimono, leaving her in her armor.

Caleb was staring at her. Now it was the taijya's turn to yell "WHAT!?" at him.

He shrugged. "You're hot," he said, as though this was the most normal thing in the world.

"Hentai," she muttered. "Go AWAY, dammit! Go hide with Inuyasha."

Caleb glanced over at Inuyasha, then turned away and rolled his eyes. "What a wimp," he muttered to himself. He then looked back at Sango, who was looking up towards the sky. He followed her gaze, not knowing what the hell he was supposed to be looking at. "What are you looking for?" he finally asked, his patience gone with trying to find the UFO.

"Shh...."

A bird then flew by, and Caleb sweat dropped. "Is that you were looking at?"

"Shh... and no. I'm watching for Inuyasha's brother."

Kagome then stepped up, and looked at Sango. "Umm... Sango, if Inuyasha smelled him five minutes ago, then Sesshomaru must have noticed we were here by now, so there's no real point in being quiet," Kagome explained.

Miroku also got up, and looked at the sky. He looked back to normal level, and walked towards Caleb--who was still watching the sky. Caleb noticed and said, "Go away, you stupid monk. I never want to see you again, you retarded asshole."

Taken aback, Miroku turned and went to go talk to Inuyasha, who was still behind his bush quivering in fear. "Do you mind if I join you?" he asked the shaking hanyou.

"S-Sure." he stammered.

"Okay, thanks."

Kagome saw this small exchange, and just rolled her eyes. What had gotten into them, anyway?

Miroku was sucking his thumb. Literally. Like his hand was fisted, his thumb was sticking out, and it was in his mouth.

Sesshomaru then burst into the clearing, and Miroku and Inuyasha screamed like five-year-old girls. And then they started to run away. They didn't get very far, though--Sesshomaru changed paths and caught the two by their collars. "Where the hell are you two going?" he asked smoothly, if not a little annoyance showing through.

"We... umm...." Miroku turned to Inuyasha and whispered, "Where were we going again?"

Inuyasha didn't hear him, seeing as he was paralyzed with fear. He struggled for a moment, stopped, then fainted. Seeing this, Miroku screamed and screamed until Sesshomaru threw Inuyasha to the ground and knocked the monk unconscious.

Kagome then made the funny squealing noise again, and rushed over to the two cowards. "Ohh... what did he do to you?" she asked in a baby voice.

Sesshomaru, now thoroughly pissed and annoyed, turned towards the demon slayer, and the odd boy he had never seen before. He didn't really care, however.

He flew towards Sango, who hopped out of the way--right into a huge ship, which had appeared out of nowhere. Sesshomaru ignored the ship long enough to take advantage of the slayer's surprise, and whacked her with the flat side of his sword. He didn't really feel like killing her at the moment; maybe later.

"Dude, you hit her! I'm gonna kill you! And what the fuck is that thing?!" Caleb yelled at
Sesshy.

Sesshomaru simply turned and death-glared at the new annoyance. Humans are just nuisances, so why let them live? Sesshomaru thought, and with that, he charged at the boy, seeming to forget the foreign object hovering in the sky.

Now, Caleb must have had God on his side that day, because just as Sesshomaru charged at him (which he didn't even realize happened), he turned to look at how badly Sango was hurt. He cared, only because if he wanted to get with this beautiful chick, she kind of had to be ALIVE.

When Caleb noticed Sesshomaru, he was glaring at him. "What? Do you want a fight or something? 'Cause I''ll take any challenger who hurts my to-be girlfriend!" Caleb yelled. "And you still haven't told me what the fuck that thing is!"

Sesshomaru, now remembering the UFO, turned to look at it. He would kill the boy after he found out what kind of... demon... would dare trespass on his lands.

Suddenly, a girl with long, pointy ears and braided hair popped out of the odd craft. "The invincible Ctarl-Ctarl will conquer this land, with their unbeatable strength!" she turned to the two conscious people below her. "Where are we?"

Sesshomaru stepped up to answer her. "You and your foreign craft are trespassing on my land, along with these other worthless humans. Leave now, or be killed," he informed her.

"I'm not scared of you! I am part of the proud race of the invincible Ctarl-Ctarl!" she answered cockily.

Caleb took his turn to speak. "Who are you, and what is that thing?" he asked, motioning towards the spaceship.

Suddenly a girl stepped out. She seemed a little shy. She had dark hair and she was kinda short. "This is the Outlaw Star," she said quietly. "I'm Melfina. This is Aisha. Please, we don't know how we got here."

"I know how you can leave," said Sesshomaru. He drew his sword and started to run forward.

Smack. Sesshomaru stopped suddenly, staggering. He choked for a second, then dropped to the ground and lay still.

Standing over him, with a WOODEN sword, was a tall woman in a traditional kimono. Her long dark hair was b bound in a tail on her head; it was still blowing from the movement that no one had seen her make.

"I am Twilight Suzuka."

Dude. She just took out Sesshomaru. With a fucking wooden sword. She just walloped a demon with a stick. Caleb thought. Wow. Wooden. Sword. Cool.

She glanced back at the ship, where Melfina and Aisha were standing. Melfina was smiling like 'Yay, Suzuka!'

Aisha looked pissed. "What the hell, Suzu, I was gonna take him!" she screamed.

"Stop calling me that." The woman looked a little pissed now. She looked back at the group. "Who was that?" she asked.

"Sesshomaru," said Caleb. "I guess he's a powerful demon. He's not dead, you know."

Suzuka looked down at the youkai. She suddenly realized that the boy was right--the man was alive. How...?

"You should probably leave," said Inuyasha suddenly. "My bastard brother's gonna be really pissed when he wakes up and realizes he was hit by a human."

Melfina came down off the ship. She stepped gingerly over to the fallen youkai. Kneeling down, she said, "You really hit him hard, Suzuka. I can heal him," she offered.

Everyone did an anime fall, even Suzuka. "Melfina, you can't heal him. He's the bad guy," said Aisha.

"But Aisha, he's hurt," she argued, her eyes misting slightly.

Suzuka sighed. He's supposed to be DEAD, she thought. "Melfina, come back to the ship. We can make tea," she said.

Melfina nodded. She stood up and allowed herself to be pulled by the other woman. Suddenly, she stopped, and wouldn't budge, even though Suzuka was yanking on her as hard as she could.

Damn boi-androids. Too damn strong, too damn stubborn, and too fucking naive! Suzuka said irritably, "Look, Melfina, we aren't going to help him. We just want to get out of here, okay?"

She shook her head. Suddenly, her eyes lit on Caleb, who was watching her in confusion. "Who are you?" she asked. "You aren't from... this place, either, I'm assuming."

"I'm Caleb. I'm not from here, and I can't get out," he said irritably.

Melfina smiled happily. I still get to help someone today! she thought, feeling a little better about not being able to help the other one. "Why don't you come with us?" she asked.

Caleb's jaw dropped. (yah, dropped, it's anime.) "I'm not leaving without Sango," he said, suddenly seeing an advantage.

"Melfina!" Suzuka said sharply. "We can't go around taking random people with us."

Melfina suddenly became totally out of character for about ten seconds. "Look, Suzuka!" she yelled. "You wouldn't let me help the first one, and you're not letting me help this one either! If I don't help at least one person, I get really pissed, okay? So shut the hell up and let me help someone, then I'll be nice again!"

Suzuka's hair had been anime-blown backwards by the outburst, and she was way too shocked to do anything. Her mouth was hanging open, and so was Aisha's. They were both staring at the girl like she'd sprouted another head.

"Umm... I guess it can't hurt too badly," she said. "You go inside the ship, Aisha and I will carry Sango, and Caleb can come too," she said.

"Thank you, Suzuka!" said Melfina happily, instantly flipping back to being in-character.

(A/N: I just got really sick of Melfina being a pushover. It won't happen again--Monica.)

"I'll carry her," said Caleb. He rushed over to the fallen slayer and picked her up. He glanced at Aisha. "Could you get her boomerang? She'll be pissed if we don't get it," he said.

Aisha was still in a daze from Melfina's outburst. She walked numbly over to the weapon and picked it up, following Caleb and Suzuka back to the ship.

The small party walked onto the ship, and Caleb set Sango down on a bed type thing that Melfina had happily showed him. Aisha and Suzuka sat down in two seats, and Melfina opened a hatch that a revealed a platform, which she stepped on. Once she was standing on it, it lowered and the door to the hatch closed.

After the hatch door closed, a tube-like thing emerged from the floor, with a completely nude Melfina inside of it. Caleb walked towards it, in awe. "Woah! She's NAKED!"

A man then sprung from his seat and came to look. "Holy shit! I never noticed!" he turned to Caleb. "And you would be?..."

Suzuka answered for him. "He's just some punk Melfina insisted that we brought. His girlfriend is laying on the spare medical bed," Suzuka updated for him, and took a sip of her tea.

"Where'd you get that tea, Suzu?" Aisha asked, never remembering her going to get it.

"Umm... I found it," Suzuka nervously responded.

"Oh, okay."

Melfina opened her eyes to see Aisha confused, and Gene drooling all over the front of her tube thing. "Umm... can I help you Gene?"

"Don't answer that," Suzuka said, taking yet another sip of tea.

Jim then emerged from his seat to check out the visitors. He turned to Gene. "I cannot believe you never noticed that before," Jim said in a deadpan voice.

"Yeah...." Gene continued to drool uncontrollably.

Aisha smacked her forehead. "Men..."

Okay, yeah. We put the Outlaw Star people in here. We'll remove them next chapter, and Caleb and Sango from their... evil... clutches.
Don't worry, It's still an InuYasha fic. By the way, if you know what Outlaw Star is, it's true: No one ever notices that Melfina's naked, no one notices that Melfina only offered Suzuka ONE cup of tea, and that was at the BEGINNING of the series, but she has that teacup for the rest of the show.
So, see you whenever!