Hey! Thanks for everyone's support! I can tell S@n-Ch@n doesn't like
short chapters, so this one's gonna be longer.
Disclaimer (for Christmas spirit...)
Jingle Bells
Rumiko Smells
She won't give me Inuyasha
Oh, what fun it'll be to raid
Her house on Christmas Day-AY!
OK, that's enough for now...
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Chapter Two: The Havoc is Wreaked Part One
I sat in class, doodling pictures in my notebook. Chemistry is boring. Tomorrow is friggin Christmas Eve Day! Why do I have to take an all-day class during Christmas Vacation?????????
I had several doodles of Inuyasha throwing fireworks into the classroom, three pictures of Shippo throwing his top on Mr. Googleygoggle's head, and four pictures of me running away from a burning school, giggling.
I started to make up a parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas.
"On the first day of terror school,
Inuyasha came to say,
Stupid teacher won't you die?
On the second day of terror school,
Inuyasha came to say,
Prepare to die,
Stupid teacher won't you die?
On the third day of-"
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!" I looked up from my doodles and song to see my teacher screaming his head off!! There was Inuyasha, running around the classroom with a bucket of sidewalk chalk.
"Inu... Yasha????" I ran over to Inuyasha, who was now throwing bits of chalk at the students.
"Yeah?" He stopped throwing chalk.
"Um, what the heck are you doing?????"
"Bothering your class so you won't be bored."
"Are you serious?"
"Hell yeah!!"
"Inuyasha, SIT!"
"Ha, ha, if you read CI7's other story, you'd know I took off that necklace with my fairy magic! HA!!"
"Oh, no..."
Inuyasha giggled madly and resumed throwing chalk. I watched in terror as Mr. Googleygoggle dialed 911 on the phone.
"ACK!!!" Inuyasha was aiming his chalk specifically at my friend Arwen now.
"ARWEN!!! TAKE OFF HIS HAT!!!" I screamed.
"O... K..." Arwen ripped off Inuyasha's Seattle Mariners hat (AN: go mariners) and laughed (AN: I have NEVER seen the real Arwen giggle.). "Look at those ears!!"
"WTF???????" Inuyasha started slashing at Arwen with his claws.
"EEEKKK!!!!" Arwen ran out of the room. (AN: U_U)
"You've gotta be kidding me!" I threw my hands up in frustration and walked over to Mr. Googleygoggle's desk, where he sat hiding.
"That monster! The police are coming to take him away!!" Mr. G screamed at me. "You know him, don't you, Higarashi??"
"Never seen him before, Mr. G." I got up and ran to Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha, the police are coming!"
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OK, OK, it was shorter than I wanted... but I wanted a cliffie and that was perfect.
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!
Oh, and I don't own Jingle Bells, or that line I used in the previous chappie...
OK, REVIEW NOW!!!!
Disclaimer (for Christmas spirit...)
Jingle Bells
Rumiko Smells
She won't give me Inuyasha
Oh, what fun it'll be to raid
Her house on Christmas Day-AY!
OK, that's enough for now...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter Two: The Havoc is Wreaked Part One
I sat in class, doodling pictures in my notebook. Chemistry is boring. Tomorrow is friggin Christmas Eve Day! Why do I have to take an all-day class during Christmas Vacation?????????
I had several doodles of Inuyasha throwing fireworks into the classroom, three pictures of Shippo throwing his top on Mr. Googleygoggle's head, and four pictures of me running away from a burning school, giggling.
I started to make up a parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas.
"On the first day of terror school,
Inuyasha came to say,
Stupid teacher won't you die?
On the second day of terror school,
Inuyasha came to say,
Prepare to die,
Stupid teacher won't you die?
On the third day of-"
"AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!" I looked up from my doodles and song to see my teacher screaming his head off!! There was Inuyasha, running around the classroom with a bucket of sidewalk chalk.
"Inu... Yasha????" I ran over to Inuyasha, who was now throwing bits of chalk at the students.
"Yeah?" He stopped throwing chalk.
"Um, what the heck are you doing?????"
"Bothering your class so you won't be bored."
"Are you serious?"
"Hell yeah!!"
"Inuyasha, SIT!"
"Ha, ha, if you read CI7's other story, you'd know I took off that necklace with my fairy magic! HA!!"
"Oh, no..."
Inuyasha giggled madly and resumed throwing chalk. I watched in terror as Mr. Googleygoggle dialed 911 on the phone.
"ACK!!!" Inuyasha was aiming his chalk specifically at my friend Arwen now.
"ARWEN!!! TAKE OFF HIS HAT!!!" I screamed.
"O... K..." Arwen ripped off Inuyasha's Seattle Mariners hat (AN: go mariners) and laughed (AN: I have NEVER seen the real Arwen giggle.). "Look at those ears!!"
"WTF???????" Inuyasha started slashing at Arwen with his claws.
"EEEKKK!!!!" Arwen ran out of the room. (AN: U_U)
"You've gotta be kidding me!" I threw my hands up in frustration and walked over to Mr. Googleygoggle's desk, where he sat hiding.
"That monster! The police are coming to take him away!!" Mr. G screamed at me. "You know him, don't you, Higarashi??"
"Never seen him before, Mr. G." I got up and ran to Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha, the police are coming!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
OK, OK, it was shorter than I wanted... but I wanted a cliffie and that was perfect.
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!
Oh, and I don't own Jingle Bells, or that line I used in the previous chappie...
OK, REVIEW NOW!!!!