OK, this on hasn't been updated in... counts on fingers Uh, I don't have enough fingers. Anyway, this hasn't been updated in a long time. I'm thinking I should update every story by the end of May. Good idea?
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Bob the Builder!
Do we own him?
No we don't!
Good 'nuff for ya'?
Chapter Three: The Havoc is Wreaked Part Two
"The Police? A reunion? Lemme get my camera!" Phoebe shouted suddenly from the door.
"Phoebe?" Inuyasha said in amazement. "I haven't seen you since we finished filming 'Two Worlds Collide or Something'!" (AN: filmed version {LOL} not written)
Phoebe waved enthusiastically.
"OK, Inuyasha, seriously, we need to get you away before the cops get here!!!!!" I urged.
"No! I wanna be a bad boy!" Inuyasha protested as he picked up the chalk again. Arwen peeking the top of her head back out from the door and was immediately attacked by bits of green chalk. Inuyasha ran out of ammo and scrambled over to the door to pick some up when Arwen stepped out, holding every piece he had thrown.
"Shit is about to go VERY wrong for you, puppy boy," Arwen said with a grin.
"Oh, crap....." Inuyasha muttered under his breath.
"Inuyasha! Let's run away and have mad sex in the forest!" I shouted as a last-ditch attempt to get him out.
Inuyasha turned his head toward me and Arwen threw a chalk piece right in his ear.
Did anyone notice I've opened up my shell of appropriate humor and now have more of a "Coupling" thing going on? I think you could say my humor is "sexually open".
I dragged Inuyasha outside through the window just as Sting burst into the room and started singing "King of Pain". I immediately had the urge to sing along (AN: I know ALL the words! I love the Police!!!!). So I did.
There's a little black spot on the sun today
It's the same old thing as yesterday
There's a black hat caught in a high tree top
There's a flag-pole rag and the wind won't stop
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
There's a little black spot on the sun today
That's my soul up there
It's the same old thing as yesterday
That's my soul up there
There's a black hat caught in a high tree top
That's my soul up there
There's a flag-pole rag and the wind won't stop
That's my soul up there
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
There's a fossil that's trapped in a high cliff wall
That's my soul up there
There's a dead salmon frozen in a waterfall
That's my soul up there
There's a blue whale beached by a springtide's ebb
That's my soul up there
There's a butterfly trapped in a spider's web
That's my soul up there
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
There's a king on a throne with his eyes torn out
There's a blind man looking for a shadow of doubt
There's a rich man sleeping on a golden bed
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread
King of pain
There's a red fox torn by a huntsman's pack
That's my soul up there
There's a black-winged gull with a broken back
That's my soul up there
There's a little black spot on the sun today
It's the same old thing as yesterday
I have stood here before in the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I always thought you could end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
King of pain
King of pain
King of pain
I'll always be king of pain
I'll always be king of pain
("I'll always be king of pain" repeats and fades away)"
I love the Police. Can you tell? Oh, and whoever can guess what LotR character I'm bringing in next chapter gets to appear in it and if you're already in it (wink to Arwen) you can make out with whoever you want! And it's not Legolas (gasp).
OK, anyway, when the song was over cops came in looking for Inuyasha. I couldn't hear what was said, but Arwen pointed at the window.
The window in the opposite direction of where we were.
THANK YOU ARWEN!!!
She then jumped out the one we came out of and offered Inuyasha a handshake.
"No more fighting?"
"Feh. We can have thumb wars and do Rock/Paper/Scissors, ok?" Inuyasha said.
"Sure."
The two shook hands and we ran off.
Meanwhile, Andy Summers watched as we ran off the opposite direction everyone else was looking in.
shoots Andy Summers DIE, BAD SONGWRITER, DIE!
At least my mom says he's terrible so she won't let me listen to the Police songs that he wrote. Damn.
OK, whoever can guess the right LotR character I'll insert in here gets to appear in the next chappie, ok?
YAY!!
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