OK, Arwen is attempting to guess the LotR character right now...
We're on the phone, stupid people!
OK, and she guessed RIGHT!
So, she gets to make out with whoever she wants.
And you people will find out who the LotR person is and who Arwen will make out with later...
Disclaimer:
I'M GONNA MAKE OUT WITH A MUSHROOM!
No, I'm not, but I don't own anything. Nope, nothing.
Chapter Four: The Weirdness Begins
(Inuyasha: "Yeah, as if it wasn't already weirder than any other story... besides New Years.")
The three of us ran away as fast as we could. Suddenly, Saruman appeared. We screamed and tried to escape.
"No, no, no!" he shouted. "I want to help you!"
We all stopped screaming and blinked at Saruman.
"YOU???" Arwen shouted. "YOU, of all people, want to help US?"
Saruman nodded.
"Prove it," I said, glaring at the wizard.
"OK," he mumbled, rolling his eyes. He zapped Arwen and nothing happened.
Then, Aragorn came bursting out from somewhere nearby and started making out with Arwen.
"Holy crud!" Inuyasha shouted.
"So, you really do want to help us..." I said, pondering.
The makeout continued even as we ran away from the police.
"How does that work?" I asked Inuyasha as we ran.
"How does what work?" Inuyasha replied.
"The making out while we're running thing..."
"They don't run separately... uh... it's like a three-legged race, I guess..."
"Sure, that explains it..." I said sarcastically.
Andy Summers was leading his team of policemen equipped with guitars that had guns built into them. I mean, what a waste of good guitars!!! Ooh, but on the plus side they shot Saruman. Er, wait, he was gonna help us! Shit.
ANYWAY, Sting came up from behind Andy and used that move on him you can use on people in "Enter the Matrix" for PS2. You know, where you, like, choke them and stuff... Anyway, Sting "took over" the lead position in the team and encouraged the men following him to speed up.
"Shit, you two, stop making out and run faster!" Inuyasha shouted to Arwen and Aragorn.
The king and... (AN: searches for right word) student promptly complied as we entered a deep dark forest.
"Ooooh, creepy..." Arwen said, eyes wide.
"Arwen, did you sleep last night?" I asked cautiously.
"NO!" she shouted as she burst into a fit of giggles.
"Arwen?" Aragorn said.
"IT'S APPLE JUICE!!!" Arwen cried and she sobbed into Aragorn's shoulders.
"It's okay, Arwen, it's gonna be okay..." he said, patting her back.
"BUT IT'S APPLE JUICE!!!!!"
"I'm sure..."
Arwen continued to sob wildly as Aragorn picked her up and carried her into the forest.
Inuyasha stepped on a twig, causing it to snap, causing a sharp snapping noise.
"EEEK!" Arwen screamed. "ARAGORN, SAVE ME!" She grabbed and pulled on Aragorn's hair.
"Ow, Legolas spent a long time trying to fix that," Aragorn complained. He let out a moan as he realized his hair was permanently messed up, at least until he could get Legolas to fix it again.
I HAD to put Legsie in there, don't maul me!
Another note - NO FLAMES FOR THAT!
"Oh, sowwy, Awagown..." Arwen said in a stupid baby voice.
"Don't play that card with me; you know it works too well!" Aragorn said, pointing a finger in her face. "Aww, shit, you're too cute," he added as Arwen put on an adorable face (similar to that of Puss in Boots in Shrek 2). Big hugs.
"Shh, you guys, they're coming and we need to hide!" I said, waving frantically at them.
"Don't get me diwty, Awagown..." Arwen said sweetly.
"OK, let's go up in a tree, then," Aragorn replied.
Aragorn and Arwen jumped up into a tree as Inuyasha and I attempted to find another place to hide in.
"Ooh, how about this creepy cave?" Inuyasha said, attempting an imitation of me.
"Feh, wench! I'm using a tree, too!" I said, making my own imitation of Inuyasha.
"Oh, Inuyasha, I love you so much!"
"Oh, Kagome, I'm a bastard for never admitting I loved you!"
"OK, Kag, that was too far."
"Sorry." The two of us found different trees and we climbed up.
----EPILOGUE----
I know, y'all're like, "whoa, man, that was short and stupid and how does it end" so here's the epilogue.
The police passed beneath the group, not even noticing Arwen's several whining noises.
----ONE WEEK LATER---- (BTW, no one's POV)
(at a double wedding...)
"Oh, Inuyasha, I'm so excited!" Kagome giggled.
"Me, too," Inuyasha said, squeezing her arm.
----MEANWHILE...----
(same place, different room)
"Oh, Aragorn, I'm so excited!" Arwen squealed. (AN: Told ya' she didn't giggle...)
"Me, too," Aragorn said, sqeezing her arm.
----FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER...----
Twins Elladan and Elrohir stepped onto a stage where two couples waited. They began the special ceremony simultaneously, and, being twins, obviously needed no practice matching their voices together.
A while later, couple 1, Aragorn and Arwen were married, and couple 2, Inuyasha and Kagome were married, too!! YAY!!! Wine for everyone!
Weirdest ending I've ever written, I swear.
Well, considering I've only written two endings...
Heh...
Oh, and I was gonna rename it "The Weirdness Begins... and Ends" but 1) it was too long, and 2) it would tell y'all it was the end.
Anyway...
OK, Review Replies for each chapter...
CHAPTER ONE REVIEWS:
someone: Glad... you... like... it... ???
biggestshippofanintheuniv: Short is good, gwador nín.
san-chan: Sorry about the shortness. Is this one OK?
darth typhoon: I feel sorry for you. I have a manga book.
Areine: Bravo is a nice word, don't you think?
foxshadow: He was most definitely made fun of as a kid. I should write a one-shot called "The History of Mr. Googlygoggle".
CHAPTER TWO REVIEWS:
ME: No, but I can throw chalk in his ear!
dashunddude: Brutally murder? Argh, no!
CateArcher: I don't know about longer, but I can keep them coming.
San-chan: You don't sound bitchy. Could you fight off the police? I should've written you in, dammit!
darth typhoon: Chalk is fun!
foxshadow: Points? Who's keeping score?
CHAPTER THREE REVIEWS:
foxshadow: Nope, not Aragorn. Well, until Arwen had to go and drag him in.
PatrioticPuppy: D) None of the above. And FIFTEEN whole stories????
CHAPTER FOUR-
Wait a tick, I haven't even posted the damn thing yet!
Heh, heh...
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