Krabbie: la la la la la la!!! I got a 100% on the science test!!! All bow down!!!

Tweety: I got 100% too! You don't see me bragging about it!! /kicks Krabbie/

Marik: Time to get my revenge!!! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Krabbie: oh yeah? Take this! /kicks Marik's "family jewels"/

Tweety: OUCH!

Malik: hey don't hurt him! You b****!

Tweety: so... moving on! :D

~~Chapter 2: War~~

Yami looked around. Where was he? What was he doing here? He glanced down and thee was a little teen that looked exactly like him. Now Yami remembered. H had feed on that boy yesterday before fainting from starvation. Hmmm it seemed that the kid had cleaned his wound. Yami also noticed that the boy had stakes in a box under his bed. Yugi stirred. He wasn't sure about what he did last night. He got up. Yugi turned around and then h opened his eyes and looked into the crimson evil yes of Yami. H gasped and started to stutter. "W-what are y-you doing here? "Same question here."

"Who are you?" Yugi asked.

"Who are you?"

"I asked you first."

"No you didn't!"

'Oh yes I did!" Yugi yelled on the top of his lungs. [Tweety: heck someone has a fast temper like me!]

"Fine! I'm Yami" Yami said.

"Hi Yami! I'm Yugi Motou!"

"Yugi Motou? I never would have thought that Yugi Motou would b this short. But anyways are you the famous slayer out of the three slayers?" Yami asked in shock.

"Yeah are we famous? Are we? Are we?" Yugi asked with his chibi yes gleaming excitedly.

"Well actually... you are on the list for "SLAYERS MOST WANTED" and you're infamous/ You've slayed about 90% of the vampire population. The Queen has been sending envoys to kill you but all of them resulted in death horrible deaths", Yami said uncertainly. "I'm am the all powerful Prince of Darkness. MWAHAHAHAH! Wait a minute why am I telling you this?

Yugi (laughs like an insane person) "Mwahahahaha!!! I have my ways to make people talk!"

Yami was like -_-

"Anyways I wonder what happened to Ryo and Malik. Hope thy aren't dead," wondered Yugi.

"Oh screw them! Like I give a damn about them! I'm going back to sleep. It's tough being a vampire speaking of the Prince of vampires I need my beauty sleep.

Yugi stared at him. For the first time he studied the Prince of Darkness's face... and body. [Krabbie: Oo la la! So Yugi is checking Yami out huh? This should get interesting.] [Tweety: you sick-minded B****!]

Yami looked XACTLY like Yugi. Only he was taller, darker and well... Yugi hated to admit it but handsome. 'What am I thinking?" Yugi thought. Slayers aren't suppose to like vampires. Especially the Prince of Vampires. What was he, Yugi, doing? Fraternizing with the enemy! Yeah that was what he was doing!

~~Lalalalalalalala! Can't forget Ryou now can we?~~

Ryou groaned. He opened his eyes and looked around. His body felt so sore over and now even has bruises had bruise. The last thing he remembered was being tackled down by a 'thing". He looked around and he was still at the corner the liquor store. Judging by the fact that the sun's first rays were here it was obviously it was near dawn. He looked around. Someone else was lying on the floor right next to him. The "person" had blood on his lips and had a whole mess of spiky white hair that looked like his hair. Ryou kicked the person. When the "person" wouldn't respond he tried stepping on him. The "person" didn't move an inch. Then Ryou jumped up and down on top of the "person". When h still wouldn't move, Ryou just sighed and flagged a taxi to get him and the "person" home.

When he finally got home, he laid the "person" on the sofa. Bruised and battered, h went into the restroom to check on his face. When he looked into the mirror, he nearly fainted because his face was a mess. Blood was all over his face. His hair looked stringy and was matted and full of dirt. You decided to take a bath. When Ryou was still singing in the shower "Pop goes the Weasel" the "person" (Bakura) stirred. When Bakura found out he was too tired to get up he just flopped back on the sofa and sighed. He had failed to get Ryou. When Yami finds out about this he would probably punish him by playing cards with him. And when he would lose Yami will make him do stupid stuff like running around the street naked saying "Look at me! Look at me! Aren't I pretty?"

Ryou stepped out of the shower. He had heard Bakura wake up and decided to dress in a hurry in case the "person" walks in on him and will see him naked.

~~ Malik's um... situation~~

Malik woke up. He was no longer on top of a roof but in some BIG house of some sort. He heard yelling of some sort. Brushing himself off he went towards the source of the yelling. Just as he was at the door he heard "and now there is a slayer right outside our house and probably listening to every word I am saying right now!" And then there was "But mom..." The door flew open before Malik knew anything was happening. Inside was a guy that looked like Malik but what happened to the other person he wondered.

The other person was nowhere in sight. The person got out of the chair and turned around. Malik's jaw dropped to the ground. The person looked like as if he was Malik's twin. "Who are you?" he blurted.

"I'm ... the person that save you from um... some vampires!" the person said. Marik in fact was the person that ha bitten Malik in the first place. Malik felt around his neck. There was 2 round little holes in his neck. [Tweety: It takes him that long to notice that a vampire has bitten him! Abut time!]

"I'm Malik"

"I'm Marik nice to meet you"

~~End of Chapter~~

Tweety: that is like our longest chapter Krabbie: Nope! I have a lot of ideas that can make a 10-page chapter! Tweety: I hate her I have to type all this out Krabbie: /wipes blood off knife/ Bakura: Where did you get that? Tweety: that came from our latest victim someone named Richard Alvarez. Marik: /sly grin on his face/ can I borrow that for a minute Tweety? Tweety: Sure why not! Marik: 'waves knife in air and runs toward Krabbie/ Krabbie: you B****! O yeah? I have 2 lightsabers! /ignites them and cuts Marik' knife in half/ Marik&Tweety: where did that come from! Krabbie: /starts to run toward Marik/ Marik: um... I just remembered I have an appointment somewhere in the shadow realm. Krabbie: /chases after Marik like a madman/