Ldy Pucca: Whoa /blinks/ lookie readers. Wow. /is in shock/
Marik: /smirks/ she's in shock
Malik: of course. That leaves plenty of time for INVASION AND CHAOS!
Ldy Pucca: o.o/blink blink/ wow readers.
Marik and Malik: /cause mayhem and destruction/
Bakura: HEY MARIK! I HEARD YOU WON THE LOTTO!
Marik and Malik: o.o /is now in shock/
Yami: HEY BAKURA! DIDYA KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE HEIR TO THE THRONE OF TOMB
ROBBERS?
Ryou and Bakura: o.o /is in shock too/ Yami and Yugi: They're a bunch of idiotic bakas. D Krabbie: /snaps into reality/ AHEM!
Yami: uh oh.... we didn't anything! /innocent smiles and Yugi pulls chibi eyes/
Chapter Four
In which Marik and Malik confess
"Your as good as dead!" cackled the hunter as he let the arrows fly. They whizzed past Bakura and he snatched them clean out of the air.
"Wow Bakura, you got REFLEXES!" exclaimed Yami as he let loose a flurry of roundhouse kicks and right hooks. Soon the hunter was on the ground, blood spurting from his SERIOUS wounds. "Someone finish this bastard off," Yami snarled as he kicked the wind out of the hunter.
Marik said nothing; instead he reached into his clock and withdrew a toxic shooter. He fired a small POISONOUS dart at the idiot and within seconds his soul was burning in hell. "That takes care of him," he said, the satisfaction evident in his voice. "Lets go home," "OMIGOD! WHERE WERE YOU BAKURA? I NEARLY DIED OF FRIGHT!" Ryou screamed in pure joy as he tackle glomped Bakura as soon as he got in the house. You should have seen him. Ryou had practically FLOWN down the stairs, and knocked Bakura down. Ryou's momentum sent both of them rolling and rolling and rolling until they finally came to a spot near the kitchen. The whole time their lips had been meshed together by...accident' so the whole time they rolled the whole time they were um...u...duh...you know. v "Um...Ryou? You can get off me now," Bakura felt Ryou shake his head in response. Grinning widely, not managing to smirk, Bakura get lifted up Ryou and sited him on his sofa. "Got anything I can eat? I'm hungry,"
"We just had dinner Bakura. And you are HUNGRY? Damn you must have a big appetite!"
"Please? /Krabbie: BAKURA SAYS PLEASE? /"
"Alright, lets go to Rick's /Krabbie: that is a restaurant near my house/"
$10 dollars later, ½ an hour and a whole mess of kisses Bakura leaned back on the sofa and let out an earthshaking burp of satisfaction. He was full, and happy. Not to mention he has his love's head on his lap. "Bakura? I thought you drink blood as food, not hamburgers,"
"I'm on a diet,"
"Oh. I thought all vamps drink blood,"
"I'm not your everyday blood lusting vamp,"
"I see,"
"Right,"
"Can we go to sleep?"
"Why not?"
Bakura leaned down to give Ryou a good night kiss but Ryou was already asleep. Yugi's House/Game shop
Malik continued his sobbing in Yugi arms. Quite literally drenching them in saltwater tears. "It's not FAIR! All of you have vamps that don't tell you to shut the fuck up! And I have NEVER been kissed! WAHHH!"
Just then, Yami walks in with Marik. Malik immediately shuts up. "Are you ok Malik?"
"He isn't Marik. Aren't you smart enough to know that? Dur Dur!"
"What's wrong then?"
Yugi, seeing that Marik will probably never understand, drags him to the kitchen and explains the whole thing.
"OMIGOD Malik! I am so sorry! I never knew you were that sensitive!" Marik said mentally kicking himself for what happened. "Can you forgive me?"
Marik however didn't wait for an answer; instead he scooped Malik up bridal style and kissed him firmly on the lips. Malik didn't resist, instead a warming feeling spread from his lips to the very tips of his toes, tingling as they went. "I forgive you Marik! Oh dear God do I love you!"
All the while, Yugi and Yami had watched in awe, Malik was so easy to persuade! They didn't dwell on it however; instead Yami pulled Yugi into a kiss as well.
"So are you going home or staying?"
"Let's go to my house," said Marik, answering for both of them. Malik was literally floating with pure joy. WHOMP! He hit the ground with a thump! Just kidding. Malik, no doubt was ELATED and HIGH at the same time. Queen Mai Ruler of Insane Bitches (just kidding ) Knock. Knock.
"Come in," commanded Queen Mai from her throne room. In walked a royal' messenger bearing a new...message.
"Queen Mai, forgive me for interrupting, but I bring grave news,"
"Go on,"
"It seems that the hunter you sent to kill your brother, and his friend, Marik and Bakura, is dead. We found his body lying in the dump. We did an autopsy and found out that he was poisoned. On further analysis, we found out that it was Marik's signature poison. That is a combo of rattlesnake poison, golden dart frog poison and some others. We also suspect that the three have developed a relationship with the three Slayers. We are not sure but I want your permission to investigate,"
"You have permission. Tell me, who are you going to use?"
"A friend of Yugi Motou's. Her name is Anzu Masaki I believe,"
"Good, good. You are dismissed," As soon as he was out of earshot, she got a VERY good idea. If the right results came in, then she would launch her plan for ultimate control. Then, she, Queen Mai would rule unquestioned!
Ldy Pucca: IIEEEEEEEE! That chapter is USELESS! WAAHHH!
Marik: Stop whining for god's sake! Krabbie: Isn't it funny Marik? How you are so evil and you can do a lot of things, yet you don't DARE do anything against me! What's the matter? SCARED? Marik: AM NOT!
Krabbie: You had A LOT of opportunities to send me to the Shadow Realm, and all those times you didn't Marik: GRR! /pulls out Rod and starts incantation to send Krabbie 2 Shadow Realm/ Krabbie: /necklace glows, a few words in Chinese, and Marik's spell is to be reversed/ Marik: STOP!
Ldy Pucca: I told you you were a chicken! =P Now Read, Review and I WILL TRY TYPING FAST! I LUV ALL MY REVIEWERS! Review?
Ryou and Bakura: o.o /is in shock too/ Yami and Yugi: They're a bunch of idiotic bakas. D Krabbie: /snaps into reality/ AHEM!
Yami: uh oh.... we didn't anything! /innocent smiles and Yugi pulls chibi eyes/
Chapter Four
In which Marik and Malik confess
"Your as good as dead!" cackled the hunter as he let the arrows fly. They whizzed past Bakura and he snatched them clean out of the air.
"Wow Bakura, you got REFLEXES!" exclaimed Yami as he let loose a flurry of roundhouse kicks and right hooks. Soon the hunter was on the ground, blood spurting from his SERIOUS wounds. "Someone finish this bastard off," Yami snarled as he kicked the wind out of the hunter.
Marik said nothing; instead he reached into his clock and withdrew a toxic shooter. He fired a small POISONOUS dart at the idiot and within seconds his soul was burning in hell. "That takes care of him," he said, the satisfaction evident in his voice. "Lets go home," "OMIGOD! WHERE WERE YOU BAKURA? I NEARLY DIED OF FRIGHT!" Ryou screamed in pure joy as he tackle glomped Bakura as soon as he got in the house. You should have seen him. Ryou had practically FLOWN down the stairs, and knocked Bakura down. Ryou's momentum sent both of them rolling and rolling and rolling until they finally came to a spot near the kitchen. The whole time their lips had been meshed together by...accident' so the whole time they rolled the whole time they were um...u...duh...you know. v "Um...Ryou? You can get off me now," Bakura felt Ryou shake his head in response. Grinning widely, not managing to smirk, Bakura get lifted up Ryou and sited him on his sofa. "Got anything I can eat? I'm hungry,"
"We just had dinner Bakura. And you are HUNGRY? Damn you must have a big appetite!"
"Please? /Krabbie: BAKURA SAYS PLEASE? /"
"Alright, lets go to Rick's /Krabbie: that is a restaurant near my house/"
$10 dollars later, ½ an hour and a whole mess of kisses Bakura leaned back on the sofa and let out an earthshaking burp of satisfaction. He was full, and happy. Not to mention he has his love's head on his lap. "Bakura? I thought you drink blood as food, not hamburgers,"
"I'm on a diet,"
"Oh. I thought all vamps drink blood,"
"I'm not your everyday blood lusting vamp,"
"I see,"
"Right,"
"Can we go to sleep?"
"Why not?"
Bakura leaned down to give Ryou a good night kiss but Ryou was already asleep. Yugi's House/Game shop
Malik continued his sobbing in Yugi arms. Quite literally drenching them in saltwater tears. "It's not FAIR! All of you have vamps that don't tell you to shut the fuck up! And I have NEVER been kissed! WAHHH!"
Just then, Yami walks in with Marik. Malik immediately shuts up. "Are you ok Malik?"
"He isn't Marik. Aren't you smart enough to know that? Dur Dur!"
"What's wrong then?"
Yugi, seeing that Marik will probably never understand, drags him to the kitchen and explains the whole thing.
"OMIGOD Malik! I am so sorry! I never knew you were that sensitive!" Marik said mentally kicking himself for what happened. "Can you forgive me?"
Marik however didn't wait for an answer; instead he scooped Malik up bridal style and kissed him firmly on the lips. Malik didn't resist, instead a warming feeling spread from his lips to the very tips of his toes, tingling as they went. "I forgive you Marik! Oh dear God do I love you!"
All the while, Yugi and Yami had watched in awe, Malik was so easy to persuade! They didn't dwell on it however; instead Yami pulled Yugi into a kiss as well.
"So are you going home or staying?"
"Let's go to my house," said Marik, answering for both of them. Malik was literally floating with pure joy. WHOMP! He hit the ground with a thump! Just kidding. Malik, no doubt was ELATED and HIGH at the same time. Queen Mai Ruler of Insane Bitches (just kidding ) Knock. Knock.
"Come in," commanded Queen Mai from her throne room. In walked a royal' messenger bearing a new...message.
"Queen Mai, forgive me for interrupting, but I bring grave news,"
"Go on,"
"It seems that the hunter you sent to kill your brother, and his friend, Marik and Bakura, is dead. We found his body lying in the dump. We did an autopsy and found out that he was poisoned. On further analysis, we found out that it was Marik's signature poison. That is a combo of rattlesnake poison, golden dart frog poison and some others. We also suspect that the three have developed a relationship with the three Slayers. We are not sure but I want your permission to investigate,"
"You have permission. Tell me, who are you going to use?"
"A friend of Yugi Motou's. Her name is Anzu Masaki I believe,"
"Good, good. You are dismissed," As soon as he was out of earshot, she got a VERY good idea. If the right results came in, then she would launch her plan for ultimate control. Then, she, Queen Mai would rule unquestioned!
Ldy Pucca: IIEEEEEEEE! That chapter is USELESS! WAAHHH!
Marik: Stop whining for god's sake! Krabbie: Isn't it funny Marik? How you are so evil and you can do a lot of things, yet you don't DARE do anything against me! What's the matter? SCARED? Marik: AM NOT!
Krabbie: You had A LOT of opportunities to send me to the Shadow Realm, and all those times you didn't Marik: GRR! /pulls out Rod and starts incantation to send Krabbie 2 Shadow Realm/ Krabbie: /necklace glows, a few words in Chinese, and Marik's spell is to be reversed/ Marik: STOP!
Ldy Pucca: I told you you were a chicken! =P Now Read, Review and I WILL TRY TYPING FAST! I LUV ALL MY REVIEWERS! Review?