Disclaimer: Evil Bob does not own Golden Sun or Spaceballs.
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[The GS characters are lounging around in a conveniently provided Plot room. (Sort of like a plot hole, except that it doesn't go anywhere and mainly serves as a place to hold stuff.) A real plot hole opens, and Evil Bob falls through.]
EB: Stupid Thalia.. Can't you open a plot hole somewhere other than under my feet?
Isaac: Oh great, what are YOU doing here?
EB: As you have probably guessed by the title, we are doing a parody. Now. Fanfare!
[Music: Fanfare]
EB: We will be parodying. [Dramatic pose] Golden Sun!
Sheba: Moron! We ARE Golden Sun! How can we parody ourselves!
EB: Technically, you are characters from Golden Sun, but your point is valid. hmm. [Evil Bob paces the room for a while]
EB: I have it! We shall parody. Spaceballs!
Cast: [obligatory parody-beginning groan]
============Cast list complete with character comments in parenthesis========== Lone Star: Isaac (I get to be the main character? Cool.)
Princess Vespa: Mia (I refuse to take part in any Mudshpping whatsoever)
Dark Helmet: Ivan (Short is powerful. and evil)
Colonel Sanders: Picard (I. Am. Not. Peirs.)
Barf: Garet (wait, half man. half dog.. How is that possible?)
King Roland: Hammet (I am a minor character. I have nothing to say)
Prince Valium: Garet's Brother A.K.A. Bernard (I get to be a prince? Take that Garet!)
President Scroobe: Felix (I will not say the "ass" line)
That Priest guy: Sheba (I get to say funny stuff.)
Yogurt: Kraden (Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.)
Dot Matrix: Jenna (That Mia better stay away from Isaac.)
Vinny: Also Sheba (I get this role too? Sweet.)
Commanderette whatsherface: Feizhi (Huh?)
Charlene: Karst (Flame burn kill etc.)
Marlene: Menardi (Burn kill flame etc.)
Sheba as many other minor characters
Phillip and Major Asshole as themselves.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ On to the insanity!
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[The GS characters are lounging around in a conveniently provided Plot room. (Sort of like a plot hole, except that it doesn't go anywhere and mainly serves as a place to hold stuff.) A real plot hole opens, and Evil Bob falls through.]
EB: Stupid Thalia.. Can't you open a plot hole somewhere other than under my feet?
Isaac: Oh great, what are YOU doing here?
EB: As you have probably guessed by the title, we are doing a parody. Now. Fanfare!
[Music: Fanfare]
EB: We will be parodying. [Dramatic pose] Golden Sun!
Sheba: Moron! We ARE Golden Sun! How can we parody ourselves!
EB: Technically, you are characters from Golden Sun, but your point is valid. hmm. [Evil Bob paces the room for a while]
EB: I have it! We shall parody. Spaceballs!
Cast: [obligatory parody-beginning groan]
============Cast list complete with character comments in parenthesis========== Lone Star: Isaac (I get to be the main character? Cool.)
Princess Vespa: Mia (I refuse to take part in any Mudshpping whatsoever)
Dark Helmet: Ivan (Short is powerful. and evil)
Colonel Sanders: Picard (I. Am. Not. Peirs.)
Barf: Garet (wait, half man. half dog.. How is that possible?)
King Roland: Hammet (I am a minor character. I have nothing to say)
Prince Valium: Garet's Brother A.K.A. Bernard (I get to be a prince? Take that Garet!)
President Scroobe: Felix (I will not say the "ass" line)
That Priest guy: Sheba (I get to say funny stuff.)
Yogurt: Kraden (Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.)
Dot Matrix: Jenna (That Mia better stay away from Isaac.)
Vinny: Also Sheba (I get this role too? Sweet.)
Commanderette whatsherface: Feizhi (Huh?)
Charlene: Karst (Flame burn kill etc.)
Marlene: Menardi (Burn kill flame etc.)
Sheba as many other minor characters
Phillip and Major Asshole as themselves.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ On to the insanity!