Disclaimer/Authoresses note: Yeah, yeah. Don't own Naruto. Bastards. Sorry for some of the errors I missed on the first chapter…O_o; I should reread my stuff. And sorry that this chapter's so short. I was running low on creative juices…and tea. Mostly, I'm sorry to you sasunaru fans! But then again, this was supposed to be a kakairu fic…but then I threw in stuff… o_O Yes. Stuff. Hopefully, later chapters of sasunaru will be longer.
Chapter Two!: The snow-ball nin
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"WOOHOO!!!"
Birds flew from the trees because of the loud outburst which exploded from the young preteenager who stood on his roof-top with fists on his hips. Maliciously, blue optics scanned the near blank scenery. Crouching down rather quickly, the youth scooped up some snow and compacted it into a ball.
His gaze fell down to the snow-ball with a toothy grin and narrowed eyes. It was a good snowball. Nicely compacted, firm, and perfectly round! It would for sure knock someone off their feet from the level he was at with such a superb snowball.
Like Sasuke! Naruto mused to himself, clutching the snow-ball excitedly. I'm gonna hunt his ass down... Naruto chuckled and stood up, confidently running his fingers threw his spikey bed-head of blond hair. "Yeah! He won't know what hit--" Suddenly, something hard, cold and damp smacked him on the side of his face. Taken by surprise, Naruto shrieked and fell from his roof-top, down to the snowy ground beneath him.
With a loud 'thud', Naruto fell through a snow bank, leaving a little outline of himself. At a neighboring roof-top to Naruto's own stood the mentioned Uchiha Sasuke, who smirked confidently while tossing a snowball up and down. After Naruto swiftly recovered, he sat up with a jolt. "HEY. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Naruto rubbed his cheek and frowned, sticking out his lower lip with his eyes squinted. He wasn't facing Sasuke, and didn't know who his attacker was.
It was quiet for a second, and Naruto was pelted in the back of his head with another snowball, causing him to fall face forwards into the bank again. "You let your guard down too much, dunce!!" Called Sasuke's voice. Oh, so he thought the hunter was the hunted, eh!? Naruto shot back up again.
"BASTARD! I'M GONNA GET YOU!!!" Naruto turned around while rubbing the back of his head with one hand and his red cheek with the other and faced Sasuke, who was still atop a building.
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Meanwhile, Sakura was home drinking cocoa and reading romantic novels, day dreaming about the boy she could never have: Sasuke. ( :P )
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After some chasing and snowball battling, Naruto had vanished. Ha, coward! He couldn't admit defeat so he fled from it; typical of such a moron. Hmmm...but not Naruto. He was one of those overly optimistic can-do morons. As soon as Sasuke realized Naruto could have been planning to sneak attack him, he was run-over with a giant snow boulder - on top of which ran Naruto.
Naruto cackled as he looked over his shoulder to see no sign of Sasuke, meaning he was squished into the snow. Sasuke rose dazedly and rubbed the back of his head. "How did you like that, jackass!?" Called Naruto. Sasuke smirked, simply sitting there, and crossed his arms.
It was then that Naruto's boulder - and Naruto, crashed into a wooden fence.
Sasuke strolled triumphantly over to Naruto, who was covered in snow and in it face-first. A little high over his victory (and though he wouldn't admit it, the fun he was having), Sasuke placed his foot on Naruto's back and rested his weight on it. Naruto grunted. "Surrender..." Sasuke said in a low, dangerous tone. "...dunce." Naruto growled and attached himself to Sasuke's leg and flipped him onto his back in turnabout. Sasuke grunted loudly, and Naruto stepped on his face. "You damn show off! Eat my rubberrrrr," Naruto declared, dragging on his "r" in rubber as a sort of growl.
Sasuke grimaced, snarled, and then shot his palm upward - directly between Naruto's legs. Naruto howled, fell on his side, and clutched himself, twitching. Sasuke then rested Naruto's head on his lap. Naruto was a bit confused, but couldn't question due to the immense pain spasming his nerves. Naruto felt Sasuke's finger tips brush his cheeks and a little over his scars, and he winced further, blushing from the awkward touch. What was is he --?
Before Naruto could even finish his thoughts, however, Sasuke stuffed Naruto's mouth with snow and dropped his head, walking off afterwards.
Naruto sat up, still clutching his groin and wincing, and spat out the snow. "GET BACK HERE! I'm gonna kick yer ass!" "Wishful thinking, Naruto. You're going to have to catch me..." Sasuke retorted, vanishing into the whisps of snow. Well, fine, Naruto replied smartly to himself. I'll do just that, and maybe even kill you since I'll most likely be shooting blanks for the rest of my life...
Naruto stood up shakily after grabbing a rock and smirked. He packed the rock with snow and bits of ice on its first layer, hard snow on the second layer, and softer snow on the third and last. The snowball was about the size of Naruto's own head, and it was just for Sasuke! As soon as Naruto could find Sasuke, that was. He looked around and then began his hunt.
What seemed like hours later, Naruto found nothing. He grumbled and added another layer of snow to the snowball of doom he had made just for Sasuke, sighing disappointedly. Then, he was slapped on his shoulder with another snowball. Naruto turned quickly, and Sasuke smirked while running by Naruto, looking over his shoulder.
Naruto clenched his fist and grabbed the snowball with both his hands and chased after Sasuke, which was difficult enough carrying a giant snowball. Sasuke was really quick, and Naruto doubted he'd be able to get close enough to smack him with the snow ball. So, he rose it over his head while running after Sasuke and tossed it at the back of his head, causing Sasuke to plummet down face first. Since he was running so fast, as a plus, he did a bit of a flip as he lost his ground.
Sasuke hissed through his tightly clenched teeth and rubbed the back of his head, scowling. There had apparently been a large rock in the center of that monster of a snowball. Naruto cackled and danced in circles around Sasuke, gloating. "That's what you get for palming me in the nuts!" "Haha, loser, you let yer guard down!" "You got beaten by me! HA! Take that~!" Beaten?! Sasuke lashed out one of his arms and gripped at Naruto's ankle, causing him to fall face first as Sasuke had just done. "...I'm going to kill you, Uzumaki..." Sasuke said darkly. Naruto quickly got up after squeaking, and dashed off. Sasuke chased after, while Naruto flailed his arms and ran away as quick as he could possibly go, screaming.