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It's time for another chapter. Joy.
Chapter 4: Her royal highness's inventory.
[Scene: Inside HMFS. Mia and Jenna are panicking because they are about to be captured by Spaceballs, and that would totally wreck their hair. We hear a knock at the hatch-thing. It opens to reveal Garet.]
Garet: Hi!
Mia: GARET! You've saved us!
Garet: Calm down Mia, it was Isaac's idea.
Jenna: Isaac thought of this brilliant plan? [a little sarcastic]
Garet: [not noticing] yep!
Jenna: ::sigh:: we'd better get going.
[Garet, Jenna and Mia leave the ship and start climbing up into the wagon. Mia remembers something she forgot and sends Garet to get it.]
[Scene: Interior of Ragnarok 5]
[Mia and Jenna are standing at the hatch, laughing at something. Garet climbs out, carrying a stack of items that is almost as big as he is. It contains mostly useless items (wooden sticks)]
Isaac: What on Venus is that?
Garet: [something in his mouth] MMMFFF HRGF MFF HRGFFFF
Isaac: What?
[Garet spits out a wooden stick]
Garet: Her Royal highness's inventory!
Isaac: No. Way. Mia's being a jerk again, isn't she?
Garet: Yep. And we can't do anything about it.
Isaac: Why not?
Garet: Because Ivan's about to catch us!
[Isaac looks in the rearview mirror and sees the Spaceball Won about to catch up.]
Isaac: Crap! Go to hyperactive!
[Scene: Spaceball Won]
Picard: We'll have them in about thirty seconds, sir.
Ivan: Excellent.
Picard: Ten-nine-eight-seven-six-five-four-three-two-one. . .
[The wagon goes into hyperactive and zooms away.]
Picard: CRAP! They must have hyperjets on that thing!
Ivan: And what do we have on this thing, a wooden spoon?
Picard: No sir! Prepare ship for light speed!
Ivan: No no, that's too slow. We have to go to [dramatic pause] Ludicrous Speed!
Picard: Ludicrous speed? I don't know if this ship can take it!
Ivan: Of course it can. Get going!
Picard: Pre-prepare ship for Ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, secure all animals in the zoo, cancel the three ring circus, close all-
Ivan: Gimme that!
[Ivan grabs the microphone. Picard sits down and buckles himself in.]
Ivan: Ludicrous speed, GO!
[The ship goes to Ludicrous speed. Ivan flies backwards, but hangs on to the control console for dear life]
Ivan: Stop this thing! It's too fast! We've passed them!
Picard: We can't stop. We have to slow down first.
Ivan: Why?
Picard: I taped the "b" button down!
Ivan: Somehow stop this thing!
[Picard reaches for the "emergency stop, never use" switch. He yanks it, and the ship stops. Ivan goes flying forward and slams into one of the control consoles. Picard runs over to help him out.]
Picard: Ivan, are you okay?
[Ivan has a squished helmet and broken glasses.]
Ivan: Fine, how bout you?
Picard: I'm fine. Now what?
Ivan: Why don't we take a five-minute break?
Picard: Fine.
[Ivan topples to the floor.]
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It's time for another chapter. Joy.
Chapter 4: Her royal highness's inventory.
[Scene: Inside HMFS. Mia and Jenna are panicking because they are about to be captured by Spaceballs, and that would totally wreck their hair. We hear a knock at the hatch-thing. It opens to reveal Garet.]
Garet: Hi!
Mia: GARET! You've saved us!
Garet: Calm down Mia, it was Isaac's idea.
Jenna: Isaac thought of this brilliant plan? [a little sarcastic]
Garet: [not noticing] yep!
Jenna: ::sigh:: we'd better get going.
[Garet, Jenna and Mia leave the ship and start climbing up into the wagon. Mia remembers something she forgot and sends Garet to get it.]
[Scene: Interior of Ragnarok 5]
[Mia and Jenna are standing at the hatch, laughing at something. Garet climbs out, carrying a stack of items that is almost as big as he is. It contains mostly useless items (wooden sticks)]
Isaac: What on Venus is that?
Garet: [something in his mouth] MMMFFF HRGF MFF HRGFFFF
Isaac: What?
[Garet spits out a wooden stick]
Garet: Her Royal highness's inventory!
Isaac: No. Way. Mia's being a jerk again, isn't she?
Garet: Yep. And we can't do anything about it.
Isaac: Why not?
Garet: Because Ivan's about to catch us!
[Isaac looks in the rearview mirror and sees the Spaceball Won about to catch up.]
Isaac: Crap! Go to hyperactive!
[Scene: Spaceball Won]
Picard: We'll have them in about thirty seconds, sir.
Ivan: Excellent.
Picard: Ten-nine-eight-seven-six-five-four-three-two-one. . .
[The wagon goes into hyperactive and zooms away.]
Picard: CRAP! They must have hyperjets on that thing!
Ivan: And what do we have on this thing, a wooden spoon?
Picard: No sir! Prepare ship for light speed!
Ivan: No no, that's too slow. We have to go to [dramatic pause] Ludicrous Speed!
Picard: Ludicrous speed? I don't know if this ship can take it!
Ivan: Of course it can. Get going!
Picard: Pre-prepare ship for Ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, secure all animals in the zoo, cancel the three ring circus, close all-
Ivan: Gimme that!
[Ivan grabs the microphone. Picard sits down and buckles himself in.]
Ivan: Ludicrous speed, GO!
[The ship goes to Ludicrous speed. Ivan flies backwards, but hangs on to the control console for dear life]
Ivan: Stop this thing! It's too fast! We've passed them!
Picard: We can't stop. We have to slow down first.
Ivan: Why?
Picard: I taped the "b" button down!
Ivan: Somehow stop this thing!
[Picard reaches for the "emergency stop, never use" switch. He yanks it, and the ship stops. Ivan goes flying forward and slams into one of the control consoles. Picard runs over to help him out.]
Picard: Ivan, are you okay?
[Ivan has a squished helmet and broken glasses.]
Ivan: Fine, how bout you?
Picard: I'm fine. Now what?
Ivan: Why don't we take a five-minute break?
Picard: Fine.
[Ivan topples to the floor.]
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