Chapter 6: Five minutes later.
[Spaceball Won main deck. Ivan is back to before-ludicrous speed shape.]
Ivan: Well, we lost Isaac, but at least we still caught Mia.
Picard: Right sir.
Ivan: What cell is she in?
Picard: None, she is actually still in her ship.
Ivan: What moron did that?
Picard: Well, most of us are a little afraid of being frozen.
Ivan: Do I have to do everything myself? Let's go.
Picard: Very good sir.
[Scene: docking bay thing. HMFS is in the middle of the room, surrounded by soldiers. Ivan and Picard walk in.]
Ivan: So Princess Mia, you thought you could outwit the imperious forces of Planet Spaceball! Well, you were wrong. You will be held hostage until such time as this parody comes to an end. Or until the script says to let you go.
[Ivan opens the hatchway and looks inside]
Ivan: What! She's gone!
Picard: What?
Ivan: She's not in there!
Soldiers: It's not our fault!
Ivan: Isaac must have rescued her!
Picard: Duh.
Ivan: hmm. . . We must find them. Get me the DVD special edition of Sunballs: The Parody!
[Scene: Ragnarok 5, interior]
Isaac: Ha! They must have overshot us by a week and a half!
Garet: That's my line.
Isaac: Whatever. Take us out of lightspeed.
Garet: Slowing down.
Isaac: Good. Let's set a course for Imil!
Garet: Setting a course for- Gah! We're out of gas!
Isaac: Can we land somewhere close by?
Garet: Well, we COULD land in the Lamakan Desert, but without Ivan or Sheba-
Isaac: Do it!
Garet: But-
Isaac: We don't have time! Land!
[Scene: Lamakan Desert. Isaac, Garet, Mia and Jenna are sitting around a pool of water on beach chairs and have drinks with little umbrellas in them.]
Isaac: Why didn't we think of this the first time around?
Mia: I don't know. I COULD cast douse then.
Garet: It was a plot point. Without Ivan learning reveal, the game would have been all messed up.
Mia: Good point.
[Scene: Spaceball Won DVD watching area. Ivan puts the Sunballs: The Parody special edition DVD in the DVD player.]
Picard: How can we have the DVD if we aren't done with the parody yet?
Ivan: It's the newest in video technology: Instant special edition DVDs. You have the DVD before you are even done with the parody.
Picard: Oh.
[Ivan turns to the guy operating the controls]
Ivan: Ok, start the DVD.
Private: Yes sir.
[The guy hits the play button. The words at the beginning come up on the screen]
Ivan: No no, go faster.
[The guy fast forwards. It is showing the ludicrous speed scene in fast forward.]
Ivan: No, past this part. In fact, never show this again.
[The guy keeps going]
Picard: Try here.
[The fast forwarding stops. The screen is showing the exact same moment in the movie that they are at now.]
Ivan: What the heck is this? When does this happen in the DVD?
Picard: Now sir.
Ivan: What?
Picard: Now. We're watching now. Everything that happens now, is happening NOW.
[Picard points at the screen.]
Ivan: What?
[The guy is fast forwarding again. He stops, revealing Mia and Co. in Lamakan Desert.]
Picard: There they are. Prepare to prepare to set a course for Lamakan desert.
Guy: Preparing to prepare to set a course.
Picard: Prepare to set a course for Lamakan desert.
Guy: Preparing to set a course for Lamakan desert.
Picard: Set a course for Lamakan desert!
Guy: Setting a course!
[Scene: Lamakan desert. The dink-dinks, as played by the Djinni, show up at Mia's oasis.]
Flint: Wait, this isn't supposed to happen!
Forge: So? I kind of like this place. . .
Gust: I don't mind, but. . .
Mist: Yeah Flint, stop complaining.
Flint: Look Forge, just because you like the heat, and Gust can find oases for himself, and Mist can cast douse, doesn't mean that we like it.
Mist: Shut up. Anyway, we have to take these guys back to Kraden.
Forge: Who wants to go to see Kraden?
Mia: Um. . . You guys can't talk.
Flint: oops, I mean "Dink Dink Dink!"
Forge: Dink!
[Scene: End of chapter]
Thalia: Hey, since when is that a scene?
Shut up.
Thalia: Whatever. REVIEW!
[Spaceball Won main deck. Ivan is back to before-ludicrous speed shape.]
Ivan: Well, we lost Isaac, but at least we still caught Mia.
Picard: Right sir.
Ivan: What cell is she in?
Picard: None, she is actually still in her ship.
Ivan: What moron did that?
Picard: Well, most of us are a little afraid of being frozen.
Ivan: Do I have to do everything myself? Let's go.
Picard: Very good sir.
[Scene: docking bay thing. HMFS is in the middle of the room, surrounded by soldiers. Ivan and Picard walk in.]
Ivan: So Princess Mia, you thought you could outwit the imperious forces of Planet Spaceball! Well, you were wrong. You will be held hostage until such time as this parody comes to an end. Or until the script says to let you go.
[Ivan opens the hatchway and looks inside]
Ivan: What! She's gone!
Picard: What?
Ivan: She's not in there!
Soldiers: It's not our fault!
Ivan: Isaac must have rescued her!
Picard: Duh.
Ivan: hmm. . . We must find them. Get me the DVD special edition of Sunballs: The Parody!
[Scene: Ragnarok 5, interior]
Isaac: Ha! They must have overshot us by a week and a half!
Garet: That's my line.
Isaac: Whatever. Take us out of lightspeed.
Garet: Slowing down.
Isaac: Good. Let's set a course for Imil!
Garet: Setting a course for- Gah! We're out of gas!
Isaac: Can we land somewhere close by?
Garet: Well, we COULD land in the Lamakan Desert, but without Ivan or Sheba-
Isaac: Do it!
Garet: But-
Isaac: We don't have time! Land!
[Scene: Lamakan Desert. Isaac, Garet, Mia and Jenna are sitting around a pool of water on beach chairs and have drinks with little umbrellas in them.]
Isaac: Why didn't we think of this the first time around?
Mia: I don't know. I COULD cast douse then.
Garet: It was a plot point. Without Ivan learning reveal, the game would have been all messed up.
Mia: Good point.
[Scene: Spaceball Won DVD watching area. Ivan puts the Sunballs: The Parody special edition DVD in the DVD player.]
Picard: How can we have the DVD if we aren't done with the parody yet?
Ivan: It's the newest in video technology: Instant special edition DVDs. You have the DVD before you are even done with the parody.
Picard: Oh.
[Ivan turns to the guy operating the controls]
Ivan: Ok, start the DVD.
Private: Yes sir.
[The guy hits the play button. The words at the beginning come up on the screen]
Ivan: No no, go faster.
[The guy fast forwards. It is showing the ludicrous speed scene in fast forward.]
Ivan: No, past this part. In fact, never show this again.
[The guy keeps going]
Picard: Try here.
[The fast forwarding stops. The screen is showing the exact same moment in the movie that they are at now.]
Ivan: What the heck is this? When does this happen in the DVD?
Picard: Now sir.
Ivan: What?
Picard: Now. We're watching now. Everything that happens now, is happening NOW.
[Picard points at the screen.]
Ivan: What?
[The guy is fast forwarding again. He stops, revealing Mia and Co. in Lamakan Desert.]
Picard: There they are. Prepare to prepare to set a course for Lamakan desert.
Guy: Preparing to prepare to set a course.
Picard: Prepare to set a course for Lamakan desert.
Guy: Preparing to set a course for Lamakan desert.
Picard: Set a course for Lamakan desert!
Guy: Setting a course!
[Scene: Lamakan desert. The dink-dinks, as played by the Djinni, show up at Mia's oasis.]
Flint: Wait, this isn't supposed to happen!
Forge: So? I kind of like this place. . .
Gust: I don't mind, but. . .
Mist: Yeah Flint, stop complaining.
Flint: Look Forge, just because you like the heat, and Gust can find oases for himself, and Mist can cast douse, doesn't mean that we like it.
Mist: Shut up. Anyway, we have to take these guys back to Kraden.
Forge: Who wants to go to see Kraden?
Mia: Um. . . You guys can't talk.
Flint: oops, I mean "Dink Dink Dink!"
Forge: Dink!
[Scene: End of chapter]
Thalia: Hey, since when is that a scene?
Shut up.
Thalia: Whatever. REVIEW!