Thalia: Well, we're back.
Yep.
Thalia: Hey, I'm talking.
I don't particularly care.
Thalia: Don't make me call the muse of fanfiction updating.
Meep.
Thalia: I thought so.
Just do the disclaimer
Thalia: If Evil Bob owns any of this, I'm the Queen of England.
Sunballs: Part 9- Lack of Moichandising, lack of Moichandising
[Isaac, Jenna, Mia and Garet are standing in front of the Giant statue of Kraden. A door in the legs opens, and Kraden walks out]
Isaac: Wow. This is anticlimactic.
Kraden: SILENCE! Who dares enter the boring presence of that guy who won't shut up: Kraden!?
Isaac, Jenna, Mia and Garet: Kraden?
Kraden: Took you that long to recognize me?
Isaac: Not really.
Garet: That line was in the script.
Mia: Duh.
[awkward pause]
Kraden: Anyway, you've probably come looking for the awesome power that I possess.
Isaac: Alchemy?
Garet: The Schwartz?
Kraden: Boredom!
[Kraden holds up a ring. It isn't interesting in the slightest. In fact, you've probably seen about seventeen million other rings exactly like it.]
Kraden: Behold the power of Boredom!
[everyone else is asleep]
[later]
Isaac: So, what exactly is it that you do here?
Kraden: Absolutely nothing.
Garet: Why?
Kraden: Have you looked at the budget? There's no money!
Mia: Huh. I wonder why?
Kraden: Lack of Moichendising!
Isaac: Lack of Moichendising? What's that?
Kraden: Well, Moichendising is where the real money from the parody is made.
[Walks over to a wall. It opens to reveal absolutely nothing]
Kraden: If we had Moichendising, there would be tons of stuff on this wall, Sunballs: The T-Shirt, Sunballs: The coloring book, Sunballs: the lunchmeat, Sunballs: the flame thrower, and Sunballs: the doll. If it existed, it would look like me. Adorable.
Isaac: ...
[Scene: Felix's bedroom. Felix is lying in bed, reading a book.]
Angry audience: That's not how this scene goes!
[What, you think I could convince Felix to do it the way it's written?]
Angry Audience: We guess not.
[The wall comes on.]
Feizhi: Felix!
Felix: Oh, hello Feizhi.
Feizhi: I have an urgent message from Ivan. He's lost Mia.
Felix: Excillent. Where are they?
Feizhi: In the Lamakan desert.
Felix: Tell them to cast reveal on the desert! Cast reveal on the desert!
[Somewhere in the Lamakan desert. Ivan's troops are writing "reveal" on large sheets of paper, and throwing them onto the desert sands]
Picard: Don't you think you're taking your orders too literally sir?
Ivan: No. Don't be an idiot. [Through megaphone] Found anything yet?
Soldier #1 (Played by Sheba): No!
Soldier #2 (Also played by Sheba): We ain't found Shit.
[Scene: End of chapter]
Thalia: I keep telling you that isn't a scene.
I don't really care.
Thalia: I know. Review anyway!
Yep.
Thalia: Hey, I'm talking.
I don't particularly care.
Thalia: Don't make me call the muse of fanfiction updating.
Meep.
Thalia: I thought so.
Just do the disclaimer
Thalia: If Evil Bob owns any of this, I'm the Queen of England.
Sunballs: Part 9- Lack of Moichandising, lack of Moichandising
[Isaac, Jenna, Mia and Garet are standing in front of the Giant statue of Kraden. A door in the legs opens, and Kraden walks out]
Isaac: Wow. This is anticlimactic.
Kraden: SILENCE! Who dares enter the boring presence of that guy who won't shut up: Kraden!?
Isaac, Jenna, Mia and Garet: Kraden?
Kraden: Took you that long to recognize me?
Isaac: Not really.
Garet: That line was in the script.
Mia: Duh.
[awkward pause]
Kraden: Anyway, you've probably come looking for the awesome power that I possess.
Isaac: Alchemy?
Garet: The Schwartz?
Kraden: Boredom!
[Kraden holds up a ring. It isn't interesting in the slightest. In fact, you've probably seen about seventeen million other rings exactly like it.]
Kraden: Behold the power of Boredom!
[everyone else is asleep]
[later]
Isaac: So, what exactly is it that you do here?
Kraden: Absolutely nothing.
Garet: Why?
Kraden: Have you looked at the budget? There's no money!
Mia: Huh. I wonder why?
Kraden: Lack of Moichendising!
Isaac: Lack of Moichendising? What's that?
Kraden: Well, Moichendising is where the real money from the parody is made.
[Walks over to a wall. It opens to reveal absolutely nothing]
Kraden: If we had Moichendising, there would be tons of stuff on this wall, Sunballs: The T-Shirt, Sunballs: The coloring book, Sunballs: the lunchmeat, Sunballs: the flame thrower, and Sunballs: the doll. If it existed, it would look like me. Adorable.
Isaac: ...
[Scene: Felix's bedroom. Felix is lying in bed, reading a book.]
Angry audience: That's not how this scene goes!
[What, you think I could convince Felix to do it the way it's written?]
Angry Audience: We guess not.
[The wall comes on.]
Feizhi: Felix!
Felix: Oh, hello Feizhi.
Feizhi: I have an urgent message from Ivan. He's lost Mia.
Felix: Excillent. Where are they?
Feizhi: In the Lamakan desert.
Felix: Tell them to cast reveal on the desert! Cast reveal on the desert!
[Somewhere in the Lamakan desert. Ivan's troops are writing "reveal" on large sheets of paper, and throwing them onto the desert sands]
Picard: Don't you think you're taking your orders too literally sir?
Ivan: No. Don't be an idiot. [Through megaphone] Found anything yet?
Soldier #1 (Played by Sheba): No!
Soldier #2 (Also played by Sheba): We ain't found Shit.
[Scene: End of chapter]
Thalia: I keep telling you that isn't a scene.
I don't really care.
Thalia: I know. Review anyway!