" I don't care what it takes, Just find her a suitor. I'm getting sick of her breaking hearts left,right and centre " a teen boomed out.
Jack sighed and walked across the stage to where the king stood.
"Your majesty, it mightn't be that simple" he objected.
The Kings dark blue eyes narrowed and he turned on his advisor.
"Then, Jack, I give you this option. Find SOMEONE for my daughter, or marry her YOURSELF"
With that, the Kind swept away, his cloak bollowing behind him until he was off stage.
Jack collapsed into a chair nearby and began rubbing his temples.
"I can't possibly marry Calliope, she's a self centred little witch and...I'm still looking for the perfect girl for me.
He sighed and lowered his head when music started up.
He looked up and stroked his chin thoughtfully.
"A one woman man's what I wanna be"
Jack stood up suddenly, slapping a balled up fist in his out stretched palm before dropping his arms and bowing his head in defeat.
"Stay by her side, so faithfully"
"I would if I could but its just no good"
Jack grinned.
"Because there's two perfect girls for me"
Next thing, Dupliva walked on stage, dressed up as Officer Jenny, she walked past Brock who suddenly fell on his knees.
"Oh, officer Jenny,oh can't you see
You can lock me up and throw away the key
Oh Jenny, if loving's you a crime
Then sentence me now and I'll do the time"
Duplica slapped some cuffs on his wrists and led him forwads by the cuffs while he sang at her the whole. Brock then burst free from her grip and yanked the cuffs apart. Duplica stood shocked and then started chasing him around the stage.
"My uniformed beauty is simply the best
She's got my heart under house arrest
But before that cop names me her boy"
Jack shook a finger at her and she ran offstage in tears.
"I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy"
The background singers showed up again, this time the girls dressed in pink full lenght dressed which glittered while the guys wore blue sequined jackets. They all swung thier hips and hands to the music.
(He's head over heels)
I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy
Duplica appeared at the other side of the stage dressed as Nurse Joy, giggled, waved and disappeared again, much to the audiences delight.
The back ground dancers split into two groups, the girls lined up on Brockets left and the boys on the rgiht and they continued singing, this time throwing their arms out when Jack turned to them.
Jack turned to the guys.
"Jenny, oh Jenny"
Then he turned to the girls.
"Joy, oh Joy"
"A one woman man's what I wanna be
But theres two perfect girls for me
hey ay, ho oh hey ey ho oh "
Duplica skipped onto stage again still dressed as Joy when Brock limped towards her.
"Nurse Joy
Won't you please
Cure me up this bad disease"
Joy smiled again and walked towards him when he fell on top of her.
"Joy, the diagnosis is bleak,
When I see you face, my knees get weak"
He grabbed her hand and slapped it on his forehead.
"I'm burning up, I've got the fever,
She's my perfect nurse and I'd never leave her"
A group of people in hospital gowns swarmed onstage, shaking their fists and shouting things silently. Duplica smiled at them and winked and they all instantly calmed down.
"Her bedside manner
Has healed so many
So why'm I in so love
(Why he's so in love)
Why'm I so in love with Officer Jenny.
Duplica popped out again from the other side of the stage dressed as Officer Jenny. She spun her handcuffs around her finger and disappeared again.
Once again, the background singers surrounded him, the girls pointing at him when he sang "Joy" and the boys pointed when he sang Jenny.
"Jenny, Oh Jenny
Joy, oh Joy
The background singers all pointed at him and then formed a line moving to the back of the stage.
"A one woman man's what I wanna be
But theres two perfect girls for me"
Brock faced the audience, holding his hands out, pleading with them when he pulled out two pictures, one of Joy and one of Jenny.
"I've tried and I've tried
And I've searched way deep inside
He looked at the two pictures, his head bouncing back and forth frantically before throwing the pictures in the air and falling onto his rear.
"From these two I won't choose
I can't stand the bad news
'Bout the name of the girl that I'm going to lose
He stood up with the two pictures in his hand.
"This can't go on, - enough is enough
I've gotta pick one- no matter how tough.
Brock began pointing at each picture.
"Its time for enny meeny minny mo
But wait a second
(Wait a second)
Wait a second
(Come on and wait a second)
Duplica appeared again in a blonde wig.
She strutted across the stage, paused, looked over her shoulder at Brock, fanning herself and batting her eyes at him.
Brock looked at the audience with goofy grin.
"What's her name
I just gotta know
I just gotta know."
The girl gave a little wave and dropped a hanky before walking offstage.
The background singers split into the two separated groups this time, going to oppsoite ends of the stage. Brock ran in front of the guys
"Jenny, Oh Jenny
He then ran to the girls.
Joy, Oh Joy"
He stood in the middle looking back and forth between the two groups,
A one woman's man what I wanna be
Buts theres two perfect girls for me"
"But there's one-
Duplica walked past him in a purple wig and soon another girl joined her, the stage soon filling up with beautiful girls.
-no two- no three, four, five six seven,
so many perfect girls for me"
Brock ended the number on his sliding towards the front of the stage on his knees surrounded by the girls.
The music ended and Brock was left with lots of pretty girls.
He ended the scene with a ..
"I don't suppose any of you ladies wants to marry a princess? No? How about a date with me?"
The curtain fell and the audience applauded, cheering and whistling.
"Your boys quite a performer"Melody remarked, tossing Giselle an amused look.
"He's not my boy" Giselle replied, curtly.
Melody raised an eyebrow but said nothing.
Brock bowed to the mini applause he received backstage.
He placed an arm around an exhausted Duplica and they bowed together.
"Now for a whole new change of pace for me- a costume change" Duplica grinned.
She walked away, courtesying every now and again as she made hr wayn to the dressing room.
Brock drummed his fingers on the wall and then nodded in decision.
He passed Snap.
"Giselle? he asked him while at that moment Snap asked him "Duplica?"
Brock pointed to the left and Snap pointed to the right and they both plit up, going in the direction the other one had pointed.
Tracey was sitting on a desk and let out a low whistle.
"With thre amount of Testospherone flying around, we could make the chip munks sound like Barry white and make these walls sprout hair" he commented.
"What about the oestrogen?" a fmelae voice asked.
Tracey looked to his left and saw Lisa, standing next to him, her head tilted in curiousity.
"I don't know what that does, Ms brainiac" he tugged on a straond of her hair playfully and she pushed him back playfully.
"Oestrogen makes-" Misty began, as she walked past them
"I don't want to know, thank you very much" Tracey interupted Misty.
"What are you looking for?" Lisa asked curiously.
"For Ash, when I find him, I'm gonna crush him into the ground then tell him how I feel" she replied, looking annoyed.
"Hmm, course you have to decide whether you crush him before or after you tell him you feel" Tracey pointed out.
"Unless you feel like crushing him and then telling him you feel would be crushing him into the ground"
"You know, being useless isn't something yop suya should make as your couple activitie"
"Think of it this way, they're making you look extremely important and busy by sitting there being the exact opposite whileyou run about.
Probably not their intention but there you go" Richie joked, coming up behind them.
"That's an interesting shade of lipstick. I would have gone for something less pink but hey you know me, I know diddlysquat about make up although you're probably know mroe than enough for both of us" Misty teased, keeping a straight face.
Richie blushed and then flciked his hiar back.
"I'll have you know I dare to care" he replied and then walked away, his head held high.
"Who do you think Snap is accumulating his make up form?" Tracey asked.
"Someone with enough pink to put Valentin4es day to shame" Misty replied instantly, her eyes narrowed in suspicion.
"Melody's pink, see" Lisa suggested, nodding at Melody who had passed by.
"Yeah but Melody and Richie hate each.."
"Um, Trace, what did you think were the important meetings they held in the art supplies closet about?"
"Discussions on art syupllies?" Tracey guessed.
Both girls sweatdropped.
"Tracey, would you be talking about art supllies there?" Misty asked in exasperation.
"No, I'd probably be mak...ohhhhh"
"Can't you hear just hear the rusty cogs starting up again and slowly but surely beginning to turn?" Lisa teased, planting a brief kiss on his forehead.
"Taken out of retirement, it's inspiring, really" Misty added with teasing smile.
Jack sighed and walked across the stage to where the king stood.
"Your majesty, it mightn't be that simple" he objected.
The Kings dark blue eyes narrowed and he turned on his advisor.
"Then, Jack, I give you this option. Find SOMEONE for my daughter, or marry her YOURSELF"
With that, the Kind swept away, his cloak bollowing behind him until he was off stage.
Jack collapsed into a chair nearby and began rubbing his temples.
"I can't possibly marry Calliope, she's a self centred little witch and...I'm still looking for the perfect girl for me.
He sighed and lowered his head when music started up.
He looked up and stroked his chin thoughtfully.
"A one woman man's what I wanna be"
Jack stood up suddenly, slapping a balled up fist in his out stretched palm before dropping his arms and bowing his head in defeat.
"Stay by her side, so faithfully"
"I would if I could but its just no good"
Jack grinned.
"Because there's two perfect girls for me"
Next thing, Dupliva walked on stage, dressed up as Officer Jenny, she walked past Brock who suddenly fell on his knees.
"Oh, officer Jenny,oh can't you see
You can lock me up and throw away the key
Oh Jenny, if loving's you a crime
Then sentence me now and I'll do the time"
Duplica slapped some cuffs on his wrists and led him forwads by the cuffs while he sang at her the whole. Brock then burst free from her grip and yanked the cuffs apart. Duplica stood shocked and then started chasing him around the stage.
"My uniformed beauty is simply the best
She's got my heart under house arrest
But before that cop names me her boy"
Jack shook a finger at her and she ran offstage in tears.
"I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy"
The background singers showed up again, this time the girls dressed in pink full lenght dressed which glittered while the guys wore blue sequined jackets. They all swung thier hips and hands to the music.
(He's head over heels)
I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy
Duplica appeared at the other side of the stage dressed as Nurse Joy, giggled, waved and disappeared again, much to the audiences delight.
The back ground dancers split into two groups, the girls lined up on Brockets left and the boys on the rgiht and they continued singing, this time throwing their arms out when Jack turned to them.
Jack turned to the guys.
"Jenny, oh Jenny"
Then he turned to the girls.
"Joy, oh Joy"
"A one woman man's what I wanna be
But theres two perfect girls for me
hey ay, ho oh hey ey ho oh "
Duplica skipped onto stage again still dressed as Joy when Brock limped towards her.
"Nurse Joy
Won't you please
Cure me up this bad disease"
Joy smiled again and walked towards him when he fell on top of her.
"Joy, the diagnosis is bleak,
When I see you face, my knees get weak"
He grabbed her hand and slapped it on his forehead.
"I'm burning up, I've got the fever,
She's my perfect nurse and I'd never leave her"
A group of people in hospital gowns swarmed onstage, shaking their fists and shouting things silently. Duplica smiled at them and winked and they all instantly calmed down.
"Her bedside manner
Has healed so many
So why'm I in so love
(Why he's so in love)
Why'm I so in love with Officer Jenny.
Duplica popped out again from the other side of the stage dressed as Officer Jenny. She spun her handcuffs around her finger and disappeared again.
Once again, the background singers surrounded him, the girls pointing at him when he sang "Joy" and the boys pointed when he sang Jenny.
"Jenny, Oh Jenny
Joy, oh Joy
The background singers all pointed at him and then formed a line moving to the back of the stage.
"A one woman man's what I wanna be
But theres two perfect girls for me"
Brock faced the audience, holding his hands out, pleading with them when he pulled out two pictures, one of Joy and one of Jenny.
"I've tried and I've tried
And I've searched way deep inside
He looked at the two pictures, his head bouncing back and forth frantically before throwing the pictures in the air and falling onto his rear.
"From these two I won't choose
I can't stand the bad news
'Bout the name of the girl that I'm going to lose
He stood up with the two pictures in his hand.
"This can't go on, - enough is enough
I've gotta pick one- no matter how tough.
Brock began pointing at each picture.
"Its time for enny meeny minny mo
But wait a second
(Wait a second)
Wait a second
(Come on and wait a second)
Duplica appeared again in a blonde wig.
She strutted across the stage, paused, looked over her shoulder at Brock, fanning herself and batting her eyes at him.
Brock looked at the audience with goofy grin.
"What's her name
I just gotta know
I just gotta know."
The girl gave a little wave and dropped a hanky before walking offstage.
The background singers split into the two separated groups this time, going to oppsoite ends of the stage. Brock ran in front of the guys
"Jenny, Oh Jenny
He then ran to the girls.
Joy, Oh Joy"
He stood in the middle looking back and forth between the two groups,
A one woman's man what I wanna be
Buts theres two perfect girls for me"
"But there's one-
Duplica walked past him in a purple wig and soon another girl joined her, the stage soon filling up with beautiful girls.
-no two- no three, four, five six seven,
so many perfect girls for me"
Brock ended the number on his sliding towards the front of the stage on his knees surrounded by the girls.
The music ended and Brock was left with lots of pretty girls.
He ended the scene with a ..
"I don't suppose any of you ladies wants to marry a princess? No? How about a date with me?"
The curtain fell and the audience applauded, cheering and whistling.
"Your boys quite a performer"Melody remarked, tossing Giselle an amused look.
"He's not my boy" Giselle replied, curtly.
Melody raised an eyebrow but said nothing.
Brock bowed to the mini applause he received backstage.
He placed an arm around an exhausted Duplica and they bowed together.
"Now for a whole new change of pace for me- a costume change" Duplica grinned.
She walked away, courtesying every now and again as she made hr wayn to the dressing room.
Brock drummed his fingers on the wall and then nodded in decision.
He passed Snap.
"Giselle? he asked him while at that moment Snap asked him "Duplica?"
Brock pointed to the left and Snap pointed to the right and they both plit up, going in the direction the other one had pointed.
Tracey was sitting on a desk and let out a low whistle.
"With thre amount of Testospherone flying around, we could make the chip munks sound like Barry white and make these walls sprout hair" he commented.
"What about the oestrogen?" a fmelae voice asked.
Tracey looked to his left and saw Lisa, standing next to him, her head tilted in curiousity.
"I don't know what that does, Ms brainiac" he tugged on a straond of her hair playfully and she pushed him back playfully.
"Oestrogen makes-" Misty began, as she walked past them
"I don't want to know, thank you very much" Tracey interupted Misty.
"What are you looking for?" Lisa asked curiously.
"For Ash, when I find him, I'm gonna crush him into the ground then tell him how I feel" she replied, looking annoyed.
"Hmm, course you have to decide whether you crush him before or after you tell him you feel" Tracey pointed out.
"Unless you feel like crushing him and then telling him you feel would be crushing him into the ground"
"You know, being useless isn't something yop suya should make as your couple activitie"
"Think of it this way, they're making you look extremely important and busy by sitting there being the exact opposite whileyou run about.
Probably not their intention but there you go" Richie joked, coming up behind them.
"That's an interesting shade of lipstick. I would have gone for something less pink but hey you know me, I know diddlysquat about make up although you're probably know mroe than enough for both of us" Misty teased, keeping a straight face.
Richie blushed and then flciked his hiar back.
"I'll have you know I dare to care" he replied and then walked away, his head held high.
"Who do you think Snap is accumulating his make up form?" Tracey asked.
"Someone with enough pink to put Valentin4es day to shame" Misty replied instantly, her eyes narrowed in suspicion.
"Melody's pink, see" Lisa suggested, nodding at Melody who had passed by.
"Yeah but Melody and Richie hate each.."
"Um, Trace, what did you think were the important meetings they held in the art supplies closet about?"
"Discussions on art syupllies?" Tracey guessed.
Both girls sweatdropped.
"Tracey, would you be talking about art supllies there?" Misty asked in exasperation.
"No, I'd probably be mak...ohhhhh"
"Can't you hear just hear the rusty cogs starting up again and slowly but surely beginning to turn?" Lisa teased, planting a brief kiss on his forehead.
"Taken out of retirement, it's inspiring, really" Misty added with teasing smile.