Title: Goat Porn Madness
Author: Mistress Nika
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I own Goat Porn Madness, but not Fruit's Basket. Shhh! Gonna let you in on a little secret. The cast is just a test for my new weapon of mass destruction, the dreaded disease called Goat Porn Madness! If all goes well I should be releasing it on other unsuspecting series in about a week. And after that........THE WORLD!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Summary: The Sohma family + Tohru catches a strange disease that makes them act in strange, random ways. Will the family ever be the same again?
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Last Time
Tohru stopped panicking long enough to look with Kyou into the side of the plastic. Inside a gray mouse was gorging itself on Cheetos!
This Chapter
~Four hours later at Shigure's house~
Kyou, Tohru and a supremely embarrassed Yuki, all wearing matching black-and-white stripped prison outfits, sat around the table explaining to Shigure what had happened. Each of them looked slightly pink with embarrassment while Tohru told their story.
"And when the firemen arrived," Tohru explained, "they cut open the vending machine and pulled Yuki-kun out. Kyou-kun took the blame for making it fall. We said our pet mouse had gotten stuck in it and we were trying to get it out. Then said they wouldn't press charges and then they insisted on taking Yuki-kun straight to the vet to check for any injuries. The vet ended up pumping his stomach because all the Cheetos and aluminum foil from the bags was making him sick. Luckily he didn't change back then because they wouldn't let Kyou-kun and me see him. Then when they finally let us back to see him we asked if we could be alone with him for a minute. When the vet left the room we grabbed Yuki-kun and jumped out the window in case he transformed back soon. We weren't even halfway around the building when he changed back. Unfortunately, a pack of hungry vicious dogs saw us and we were forced to run from them. Yuki-kun didn't have time to find any clothes...so he got arrested for streaking. Then while we were trying to stop the police from arresting him, the vet came out and accused us of leaving without paying...so Kyou-kun and I were arrested too. And that's the end. We called you from the jail and you bailed us all out."
Yuki embarrassedly plunked his head down on the table. "Akito is gonna be so pissed." he groaned.
Kyou angrily pointed his finger at Yuki and accused, "This all happened because of you and your freakish CHEESE OBSESSION!!"
Yuki tiredly rolled his head to the side to glare at Kyou. "I am a rat." he replied simply. "Rat's like cheese. Therefore, I like cheese."
"Hmm." Shigure began, stroking his chin and thinking hard. (insert random flash into Shigure's mind which includes scantily clad schoolgirls frolicking through his house) "Still, the sight of Cheetos should not have set off such a reaction in you. I wonder if you've caught a bug, Yuki-kun? Perhaps one that's making you act strangely."
"Speaking of bugs," Kyou said distractedly, "I sure am glad that thing was called the Y2K Bug!"
Tohru and Yuki both looked at him in shock. What had he just said?
"Mmm!" Shigure agreed, nodding furiously. "Just think if it had been named the Y2K Giant Man-Eating Crocodile! Whew! Really dodged the bullet there!" He mimicked wiping sweat off his brow.
Kyou nodded in agreement, smiling goofily.
"Shigure-san? Kyou-kun?" Tohru questioned. "What are you two talking about?"
Suddenly their expressions went blank and Shigure said confusedly, "You know...I have no idea."
After a brief pause where they all looked confused, Yuki spoke up. "Perhaps we've all caught the bug? Ano...not the Y2K one. The illness."
"Come to think of it," Kyou agreed, "Tohru said something strange earlier about a sex change operation and competing in the Women's World Cup."
They all thought about this deeply. So deeply, in fact, that they didn't notice Haru enter the house. He quietly made his way up the stairs and into Yuki's room. There he proceeded to shut the curtains, turn off the lights, and quickly undressed. And just for good measure, he threw his clothes out the window.
Downstairs the four people had finished thinking and had come to the conclusion they were all very sick people. Especially after Yuki had suddenly and randomly blurted out, "Wouldn't it be great if scientists discovered tomorrow that the saccharin in sugarless gum doesn't cause cancer after all, but actually makes you smarter?"
Shigure ordered the three teens to go straight to bed while he called Hatori. All three silently made their way up to their rooms and went inside, preparing for a restful night's sleep.
Shigure spoke into the phone after hearing Hatori pick up. "Ha-san!" he said happily. "I have a snake in my pants!"
There was a brief silence from the other end before Hatori's voice drifted out. "....Is it Ayame..?"
Shigure grinned and said emphatically, "NOPE!"
Then there was more silence from Hatori's end as Shigure giggled insanely before click, Hatori hung up.
Shigure paused and suddenly became serious as he mulled over what he had just said. "Yep," he confirmed, "I most certainly have whatever this is." He dialed the number again and as soon as he heard the phone pick up said, "Ha-san, please don't hang up. I didn't mean to sexually harass you. Yuki-kun, Kyou-kun, Tohru-kun and myself are quite ill and are saying and doing things we don't mean to. Could you please come over?"
Suddenly a loud feminine-sounding shriek echoed through the house and Shigure dropped the phone.
Hatori's voice shouted through the dropped phone, "Shigure! Shigure! What's going on!? Shigure!! I'll be right over!"
Shigure raced up the steps toward the continuing shriek. Kyou and Tohru both emerged from their rooms half in their normal clothes and half in their pajamas. The only one missing now was Yuki. They quickly traced the unholy shrieks to Yuki's room and Shigure threw open the door.
They found Yuki cowering in a corner in just his boxers with the blanket from the bed clutched to his chest, shrieking in unabashed fear. Laying calmly on his bed was a butt-naked Haru, smirking pervertedly at the quivering form of Yuki.
"AHHHH!!!" Tohru screamed upon seeing Haru's naked body. "It's Darth Killacing!!" Then she promptly fainted.
None of the males noticed her faint as they were all preoccupied with the situation before them.
"HARU!!" Kyou yelled over Yuki's shrieking. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING NAKED IN YUKI'S BED!?!?"
Haru just grinned and said calmly, "Well, I just thought I'd have some fun with Yuki, that's all."
Yuki suddenly stopped shrieking and jumped up, dropping the blanket to the floor. His eyes blazed angrily and he shouted, "Fun!? FUN!?!? You GROPED me!!"
Haru just grinned wider and purred, "So I did. Don't you wanna finish what we started?"
"NOOO!!!" Yuki shouted. "Now GET DRESSED!!"
Haru shrugged nonchalantly and said, "Can't. Threw my clothes away."
"Then why don't you wear Yuki-kun's clothes." Shigure suggested.
Yuki looked at Shigure in pure shock and gasped, "But if anyone sees him in my clothes...they'll think we...we...we...YOU KNOW!!!"
"So?" Shigure shrugged. "Let them. It's no secret he's in love with you."
Yuki stared at him in astonishment at his suggestion as Haru licked his lips and said, "Oooh, good idea. Though I'd much rather stay right here." He patted the bed beside him and said invitingly, "Don't you want to join me, Yuki."
Yuki blushed in embarrassment and dropped his head, out of energy to yell anymore. He shook his head no, still blushing bright red.
"Suit yourself." Haru replied beginning to pout, then stood and walked over to Yuki's closet. "I don't think any of your clothes will fit me sooo..." He rooted through the closet for a moment before coming up triumphant with Yuki's robe. "I'll just wear this!" he said happily.
Yuki groaned exaggeratedly and said, "Now they'll really think we're lovers. You're NOT wearing that out in public!"
"I'll just call Ha-san and ask him to bring Haru over some clothes." Shigure offered. He paused and looked thoughtful for a moment before saying, "Hmm...that reminds me of something... Wait! Now I remember! Last weekend I burned my hand reading a book of matches too fast!"
The other's looked at him strangely. Haru even paused in dressing...leaving certain things hanging out. "What?" Haru asked.
"Um...wait." Shigure responded, "that's not right. Ummm...OH!"
Suddenly Shigure broke from the others and rushed back downstairs. Before disappearing completely he called back, "Haru! Finish dressing and don't molest Yuki til I get back!"
The others just stared in bewilderment at the minor dust cloud he had left in his wake.
Shigure grabbed up the phone he had previously abandoned and listened to the monotonous drone of the dial tone. "Shimatta." he cursed. "I'll be Ha-san thinks we're dying over here."
At just that moment the front door was ripped open and Hatori rushed inside calling, "Shigure! Where are you!? Who's dying!?"
"I'm in here, Ha-san." Shigure called back.
Hatori rushed into the room just as Kyou, Yuki and Haru dressed in Yuki's robe and nothing else descended the stairs and followed Hatori into the room.
"Calm down, Ha-san." Shigure soothed. "No one's dying. Yuki-kun just had a rude awakening, that's all."
Hatori sighed and asked, "Now that I'm over here, what seems to be the problem."
Shigure explained all that had happened from Tohru's quest for a sex change operation to Yuki's stomach pump to the three youths being arrested and finally to the latest developments with naked Haru.
Taking all of this in stride, while glancing suspiciously at Haru and Yuki, Hatori said, "Well, I'll have to perform a few examinations, but it seems you all appear to be suffering from the same mysterious sickness. Let's just hope it isn't contagious."
As if to prove that was indeed the case, Haru suddenly said, "Some people call me the Space Cowboy." Then he grabbed a broom that was leaning against the wall and began to ride it around the room saying, "Whoosh!! Blast off!"
Yuki grinned, clapped his hands together like a little kid and shouted, "A pterodactyl is eating my hand! Help me, Space Cowboy!" Then he flapped his arms wildly like he was trying to take off and began following Haru around the room crying, "CAW! CAW!! I am a vulture!"
Following suit, Kyou leapt to his feet and cried, "ADULT TOY INSIDE!!" Then he stripped off his pants and began chasing Haru and Yuki chanting, "Give me nickels!!"
Shigure and Hatori exchanged glances as the three teens ran insanely around the room.
"What was that you said about it being contagious, Ha-san?" Shigure asked sarcastically.
Hatori rolled his eyes and said, "Well, I guess I have no choice now but to quarantine this house. No one in or out. Including myself. Acronymphos love to have S.E.X."
Shigure stared at Hatori in bewilderment. "What did you just say?" he asked.
"I said," he repeated slowly as if Shigure were an idiot, "that this house is quarantined. We're all going to stay away from the general population until either we find a cure or it runs it's course."
"No, after that."
Hatori looked confused. "What do you mean?"
Shigure ducked as Yuki flapped by almost beaning him in the head with an arm and said, "You said some long word and then spelled out sex."
"I did not." Hatori replied, but then looked uncertain. "Did I?"
Shigure nodded and Hatori sighed, putting a hand to his head. "It seems I am not immune. I'm afraid this is going to get very ugly, very fast."
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(A/N) Um, hope no one minds if Tohru stays unconscious for a while. I honestly can't think of anything else for her to do. Oh, and this fic is a challenge. Both myself and my little sister, Lady Yuki200, chose random elements to include in a fic and this is the result of mine. (The 'snake in the pants' comment was all mine though! Totally original!^^) And you should definitely read her fic too! It's a oneshot Fruits Basket fic called The Battle to Rescue Officer Smith. Mine was supposed to be a oneshot...but I got carried away. And her fic has the origins of the goat porn...that led to the fearsome creation of Goat Porn Madness. This is my first Fruits Basket fic that I've posted, btw. So far I've limited myself to InuYasha, Yugioh and Yuu Yuu Hakusho. Hope it's okay.
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OMFG!! O_O I actually got reviews!!
Jodea Moondreamer: It's a good anime. You should check it out. Thanks for reviewing...even if I did kinda force you. heh-heh
Silent Angel Dark Knight: Yep!^^ I've been a Fruits Basket addict for about 6 months now! I just never wrote a fic about it. Probably because every serious fic I could think of possibly writing about it was total Haru/Yuki, Shigure/Hatori, Akito/Yuki smut. ^___^ *starry eyed* Gorgeous bishounen who turn into kawaii animals! Just wanna huggle them all...even if they would transform! Just think what a power trip it would be to be able to turn them into animals just by hugging them! LOL Oh! And tell Seto he shouldn't be jealous! You're a Sake Sister now, so there's no stopping you! But a Sake Sister is always loyal to their husband/mate! ^-^ And I don't know when I'll be updating Angel Eyes. I kinda got tired of it. But I'll try to soon.
kireina: Thank you! ^______^ Here's the update and thanks so for reviewing!
ozaki amaya: Yay! Y'know, it's kinda hard for me to do random fics, even if I am a totally random person. My random fics always turn nonrandom, get a plot, and usually go dark. But I refuse to let this one go that way! Randomness shall triumph!! I loved the Cheetos bit too! ^^ Especially since he's a mouse. ^_~ Thanks for reviewing!
Queen of All Chipmunks: OMG!! O_O My little sister and I have been shouting EVIL CHIPMUNKS OF DOOM all day and here I have a review from the Queen of All Chipmunks! *whispers* You don't happen to know a chipmunk by the name of Susan, do you? She's skipped out on Kyou and their Chippin children! lol In my little sister's fic! ANYWAY-- Your evil chipmunk minions are no match for my Mutant Badger Ninjas Elite Special Forces!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! My plan to rule the world with Badgers and Goat Porn is going perfectly!!! ^__________^ Thanks for reviewing!
Author: Mistress Nika
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I own Goat Porn Madness, but not Fruit's Basket. Shhh! Gonna let you in on a little secret. The cast is just a test for my new weapon of mass destruction, the dreaded disease called Goat Porn Madness! If all goes well I should be releasing it on other unsuspecting series in about a week. And after that........THE WORLD!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Summary: The Sohma family + Tohru catches a strange disease that makes them act in strange, random ways. Will the family ever be the same again?
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Last Time
Tohru stopped panicking long enough to look with Kyou into the side of the plastic. Inside a gray mouse was gorging itself on Cheetos!
This Chapter
~Four hours later at Shigure's house~
Kyou, Tohru and a supremely embarrassed Yuki, all wearing matching black-and-white stripped prison outfits, sat around the table explaining to Shigure what had happened. Each of them looked slightly pink with embarrassment while Tohru told their story.
"And when the firemen arrived," Tohru explained, "they cut open the vending machine and pulled Yuki-kun out. Kyou-kun took the blame for making it fall. We said our pet mouse had gotten stuck in it and we were trying to get it out. Then said they wouldn't press charges and then they insisted on taking Yuki-kun straight to the vet to check for any injuries. The vet ended up pumping his stomach because all the Cheetos and aluminum foil from the bags was making him sick. Luckily he didn't change back then because they wouldn't let Kyou-kun and me see him. Then when they finally let us back to see him we asked if we could be alone with him for a minute. When the vet left the room we grabbed Yuki-kun and jumped out the window in case he transformed back soon. We weren't even halfway around the building when he changed back. Unfortunately, a pack of hungry vicious dogs saw us and we were forced to run from them. Yuki-kun didn't have time to find any clothes...so he got arrested for streaking. Then while we were trying to stop the police from arresting him, the vet came out and accused us of leaving without paying...so Kyou-kun and I were arrested too. And that's the end. We called you from the jail and you bailed us all out."
Yuki embarrassedly plunked his head down on the table. "Akito is gonna be so pissed." he groaned.
Kyou angrily pointed his finger at Yuki and accused, "This all happened because of you and your freakish CHEESE OBSESSION!!"
Yuki tiredly rolled his head to the side to glare at Kyou. "I am a rat." he replied simply. "Rat's like cheese. Therefore, I like cheese."
"Hmm." Shigure began, stroking his chin and thinking hard. (insert random flash into Shigure's mind which includes scantily clad schoolgirls frolicking through his house) "Still, the sight of Cheetos should not have set off such a reaction in you. I wonder if you've caught a bug, Yuki-kun? Perhaps one that's making you act strangely."
"Speaking of bugs," Kyou said distractedly, "I sure am glad that thing was called the Y2K Bug!"
Tohru and Yuki both looked at him in shock. What had he just said?
"Mmm!" Shigure agreed, nodding furiously. "Just think if it had been named the Y2K Giant Man-Eating Crocodile! Whew! Really dodged the bullet there!" He mimicked wiping sweat off his brow.
Kyou nodded in agreement, smiling goofily.
"Shigure-san? Kyou-kun?" Tohru questioned. "What are you two talking about?"
Suddenly their expressions went blank and Shigure said confusedly, "You know...I have no idea."
After a brief pause where they all looked confused, Yuki spoke up. "Perhaps we've all caught the bug? Ano...not the Y2K one. The illness."
"Come to think of it," Kyou agreed, "Tohru said something strange earlier about a sex change operation and competing in the Women's World Cup."
They all thought about this deeply. So deeply, in fact, that they didn't notice Haru enter the house. He quietly made his way up the stairs and into Yuki's room. There he proceeded to shut the curtains, turn off the lights, and quickly undressed. And just for good measure, he threw his clothes out the window.
Downstairs the four people had finished thinking and had come to the conclusion they were all very sick people. Especially after Yuki had suddenly and randomly blurted out, "Wouldn't it be great if scientists discovered tomorrow that the saccharin in sugarless gum doesn't cause cancer after all, but actually makes you smarter?"
Shigure ordered the three teens to go straight to bed while he called Hatori. All three silently made their way up to their rooms and went inside, preparing for a restful night's sleep.
Shigure spoke into the phone after hearing Hatori pick up. "Ha-san!" he said happily. "I have a snake in my pants!"
There was a brief silence from the other end before Hatori's voice drifted out. "....Is it Ayame..?"
Shigure grinned and said emphatically, "NOPE!"
Then there was more silence from Hatori's end as Shigure giggled insanely before click, Hatori hung up.
Shigure paused and suddenly became serious as he mulled over what he had just said. "Yep," he confirmed, "I most certainly have whatever this is." He dialed the number again and as soon as he heard the phone pick up said, "Ha-san, please don't hang up. I didn't mean to sexually harass you. Yuki-kun, Kyou-kun, Tohru-kun and myself are quite ill and are saying and doing things we don't mean to. Could you please come over?"
Suddenly a loud feminine-sounding shriek echoed through the house and Shigure dropped the phone.
Hatori's voice shouted through the dropped phone, "Shigure! Shigure! What's going on!? Shigure!! I'll be right over!"
Shigure raced up the steps toward the continuing shriek. Kyou and Tohru both emerged from their rooms half in their normal clothes and half in their pajamas. The only one missing now was Yuki. They quickly traced the unholy shrieks to Yuki's room and Shigure threw open the door.
They found Yuki cowering in a corner in just his boxers with the blanket from the bed clutched to his chest, shrieking in unabashed fear. Laying calmly on his bed was a butt-naked Haru, smirking pervertedly at the quivering form of Yuki.
"AHHHH!!!" Tohru screamed upon seeing Haru's naked body. "It's Darth Killacing!!" Then she promptly fainted.
None of the males noticed her faint as they were all preoccupied with the situation before them.
"HARU!!" Kyou yelled over Yuki's shrieking. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING NAKED IN YUKI'S BED!?!?"
Haru just grinned and said calmly, "Well, I just thought I'd have some fun with Yuki, that's all."
Yuki suddenly stopped shrieking and jumped up, dropping the blanket to the floor. His eyes blazed angrily and he shouted, "Fun!? FUN!?!? You GROPED me!!"
Haru just grinned wider and purred, "So I did. Don't you wanna finish what we started?"
"NOOO!!!" Yuki shouted. "Now GET DRESSED!!"
Haru shrugged nonchalantly and said, "Can't. Threw my clothes away."
"Then why don't you wear Yuki-kun's clothes." Shigure suggested.
Yuki looked at Shigure in pure shock and gasped, "But if anyone sees him in my clothes...they'll think we...we...we...YOU KNOW!!!"
"So?" Shigure shrugged. "Let them. It's no secret he's in love with you."
Yuki stared at him in astonishment at his suggestion as Haru licked his lips and said, "Oooh, good idea. Though I'd much rather stay right here." He patted the bed beside him and said invitingly, "Don't you want to join me, Yuki."
Yuki blushed in embarrassment and dropped his head, out of energy to yell anymore. He shook his head no, still blushing bright red.
"Suit yourself." Haru replied beginning to pout, then stood and walked over to Yuki's closet. "I don't think any of your clothes will fit me sooo..." He rooted through the closet for a moment before coming up triumphant with Yuki's robe. "I'll just wear this!" he said happily.
Yuki groaned exaggeratedly and said, "Now they'll really think we're lovers. You're NOT wearing that out in public!"
"I'll just call Ha-san and ask him to bring Haru over some clothes." Shigure offered. He paused and looked thoughtful for a moment before saying, "Hmm...that reminds me of something... Wait! Now I remember! Last weekend I burned my hand reading a book of matches too fast!"
The other's looked at him strangely. Haru even paused in dressing...leaving certain things hanging out. "What?" Haru asked.
"Um...wait." Shigure responded, "that's not right. Ummm...OH!"
Suddenly Shigure broke from the others and rushed back downstairs. Before disappearing completely he called back, "Haru! Finish dressing and don't molest Yuki til I get back!"
The others just stared in bewilderment at the minor dust cloud he had left in his wake.
Shigure grabbed up the phone he had previously abandoned and listened to the monotonous drone of the dial tone. "Shimatta." he cursed. "I'll be Ha-san thinks we're dying over here."
At just that moment the front door was ripped open and Hatori rushed inside calling, "Shigure! Where are you!? Who's dying!?"
"I'm in here, Ha-san." Shigure called back.
Hatori rushed into the room just as Kyou, Yuki and Haru dressed in Yuki's robe and nothing else descended the stairs and followed Hatori into the room.
"Calm down, Ha-san." Shigure soothed. "No one's dying. Yuki-kun just had a rude awakening, that's all."
Hatori sighed and asked, "Now that I'm over here, what seems to be the problem."
Shigure explained all that had happened from Tohru's quest for a sex change operation to Yuki's stomach pump to the three youths being arrested and finally to the latest developments with naked Haru.
Taking all of this in stride, while glancing suspiciously at Haru and Yuki, Hatori said, "Well, I'll have to perform a few examinations, but it seems you all appear to be suffering from the same mysterious sickness. Let's just hope it isn't contagious."
As if to prove that was indeed the case, Haru suddenly said, "Some people call me the Space Cowboy." Then he grabbed a broom that was leaning against the wall and began to ride it around the room saying, "Whoosh!! Blast off!"
Yuki grinned, clapped his hands together like a little kid and shouted, "A pterodactyl is eating my hand! Help me, Space Cowboy!" Then he flapped his arms wildly like he was trying to take off and began following Haru around the room crying, "CAW! CAW!! I am a vulture!"
Following suit, Kyou leapt to his feet and cried, "ADULT TOY INSIDE!!" Then he stripped off his pants and began chasing Haru and Yuki chanting, "Give me nickels!!"
Shigure and Hatori exchanged glances as the three teens ran insanely around the room.
"What was that you said about it being contagious, Ha-san?" Shigure asked sarcastically.
Hatori rolled his eyes and said, "Well, I guess I have no choice now but to quarantine this house. No one in or out. Including myself. Acronymphos love to have S.E.X."
Shigure stared at Hatori in bewilderment. "What did you just say?" he asked.
"I said," he repeated slowly as if Shigure were an idiot, "that this house is quarantined. We're all going to stay away from the general population until either we find a cure or it runs it's course."
"No, after that."
Hatori looked confused. "What do you mean?"
Shigure ducked as Yuki flapped by almost beaning him in the head with an arm and said, "You said some long word and then spelled out sex."
"I did not." Hatori replied, but then looked uncertain. "Did I?"
Shigure nodded and Hatori sighed, putting a hand to his head. "It seems I am not immune. I'm afraid this is going to get very ugly, very fast."
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(A/N) Um, hope no one minds if Tohru stays unconscious for a while. I honestly can't think of anything else for her to do. Oh, and this fic is a challenge. Both myself and my little sister, Lady Yuki200, chose random elements to include in a fic and this is the result of mine. (The 'snake in the pants' comment was all mine though! Totally original!^^) And you should definitely read her fic too! It's a oneshot Fruits Basket fic called The Battle to Rescue Officer Smith. Mine was supposed to be a oneshot...but I got carried away. And her fic has the origins of the goat porn...that led to the fearsome creation of Goat Porn Madness. This is my first Fruits Basket fic that I've posted, btw. So far I've limited myself to InuYasha, Yugioh and Yuu Yuu Hakusho. Hope it's okay.
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OMFG!! O_O I actually got reviews!!
Jodea Moondreamer: It's a good anime. You should check it out. Thanks for reviewing...even if I did kinda force you. heh-heh
Silent Angel Dark Knight: Yep!^^ I've been a Fruits Basket addict for about 6 months now! I just never wrote a fic about it. Probably because every serious fic I could think of possibly writing about it was total Haru/Yuki, Shigure/Hatori, Akito/Yuki smut. ^___^ *starry eyed* Gorgeous bishounen who turn into kawaii animals! Just wanna huggle them all...even if they would transform! Just think what a power trip it would be to be able to turn them into animals just by hugging them! LOL Oh! And tell Seto he shouldn't be jealous! You're a Sake Sister now, so there's no stopping you! But a Sake Sister is always loyal to their husband/mate! ^-^ And I don't know when I'll be updating Angel Eyes. I kinda got tired of it. But I'll try to soon.
kireina: Thank you! ^______^ Here's the update and thanks so for reviewing!
ozaki amaya: Yay! Y'know, it's kinda hard for me to do random fics, even if I am a totally random person. My random fics always turn nonrandom, get a plot, and usually go dark. But I refuse to let this one go that way! Randomness shall triumph!! I loved the Cheetos bit too! ^^ Especially since he's a mouse. ^_~ Thanks for reviewing!
Queen of All Chipmunks: OMG!! O_O My little sister and I have been shouting EVIL CHIPMUNKS OF DOOM all day and here I have a review from the Queen of All Chipmunks! *whispers* You don't happen to know a chipmunk by the name of Susan, do you? She's skipped out on Kyou and their Chippin children! lol In my little sister's fic! ANYWAY-- Your evil chipmunk minions are no match for my Mutant Badger Ninjas Elite Special Forces!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! My plan to rule the world with Badgers and Goat Porn is going perfectly!!! ^__________^ Thanks for reviewing!