Summary: Lily hates James. James loves Lily. What will happen to make her
change her feelings toward him?
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nada. Rien. Niente. Well, except for Samantha, Alex, Julia, and... you'll hafta read and see! Heehee.
Chapter 15: Hell Returns
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The Tuesday after the disastrous Monday, Lily nearly killed herself when she woke up. She jumped up and pulled her hair so she could see the color, resulting in extreme pain. James had done the same thing and had yelled with joy, causing his voice to go hoarse.
"So, your homework for tonight is to write an essay on Miranda the Great... class dismissed..." Professor Binns said. It was a month after the Lily and James switch and the 7th years were STILL learning about her only because Binns constantly fell asleep during class.
Lily and James had both told their friends what happened. As you can image, both the boys and the girls were dying of laughter. Sirius asked what James saw in the dormitory while Remus hit him hard on the shoulder. The girls had done the same thing.
They walked out of the History of Magic classroom and walked to lunch.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Sirius and Remus screamed as they walked into the Great Hall. They both turned around and ran out as fast as they could. Their footsteps could be heard running up the stairs.
"What's wrong with them-," James started. Then he saw what they were screaming about.
"HEY!" a girl screamed from the Gryffindor table. She had bouncy blonde curls and sparking blue eyes. She sat, waving at James, Alex, Julia, and Lily. "COME ON! COME SIT DOWN!"
"Helen? What the hell are you doing here?" Lily asked as she hesitantly walked over. She took the furthest empty seat from her, but sat close enough so it wouldn't look like she was trying to avoid her.
"I TRANSFERRED BACK!" Helen yelled as if Lily was across the room. Lily flinched and gave her a weak smile.
"Oh... that's cool..." she said.
"Why?" James asked is a rude tone. Alex hit him, but Helen didn't notice.
"MY MOM DIDN'T LIKE AMERICA!" she yelled. "SHE WANTED ME BACK HERE! ISN'T THAT GREAT?!"
The four of them nodded slowly. Helen had transferred to California School of Magic at the end of 5th year. Her mom was offered a new job and they had moved to America. Lily, Alex, Julia, Samantha, James, and Peter had been happy she left. But Sirius and Remus were overwhelmed with joy. They even threw a party over the summer because she had left.
The reason Sirius and Remus were so unbelievably happy, was because Helen was obsessed with them. She forced their girlfriends to break up with them in their 3rd year, just so they would be single. In their 4th year, she put a spell on them to make them like her for a day. She'd do anything to get them to like her.
Also, she was super obnoxious and extremely loud. She was banned from the library in their 5th year because her whispers were as loud as someone talking in a normal voice. Her coughs could make you go deaf and her sneezes could blow you across the room.
She had always thought that she was part of their little group. She would go anywhere with them. She assumed Remus and Sirius were her boyfriends and constantly stalked them. Everyone had been relieved when she went away.
"WHERE ARE MY TWO FAVORITE BOYS? REMUS AND SIRIUS!" she asked.
"I dunno! I haven't seen them all day!" Julia said quickly.
Helen shrugged. "OK! I'LL FIND THEM LATER!" They started eating and Helen rambled on about America.
"AND THERE WAS THIS DOG THAT BARKED! HOW UNBELIEVEABLE IS THAT!" she yelled in amazement. She wasn't exactly the smartest person.
"Wow," Alex said unenthusiastically.
"I KNOW! AND THERE WAS THIS REALLY CUTE BOY IN MY SCHOOL! BUT HE WASN'T AS CUTE AS SIRIUS-WIRIUS AND REMUS-WEMUS!" she yelled with food in her mouth. She didn't have very good manners either.
"Er... that's great, Helen, but I, uh, gotta go... do something," Lily said quickly and she ran out of the hall.
"Oh, yeah, Alex, I forgot, we need to work on that... er, thing with Lily too!" Julia said loudly.
"Oh yeah!" Alex said playing along.
"Me too!" James said. "Uh, nice to see you again, Helen!" And the three of them ran after Lily.
After classes, the six of them escaped Helen's wrath and hid outside by the lake. They sat under a couple of trees and talked about Helen.
"God, why'd she hafta come back!?" Sirius asked. Remus nodded violently.
"I dunno, don't ask me," James said.
"Er! I wish she'd go away!" Lily yelled.
"WISH WHO WOULD GO AWAY?" a familiar voice yelled. Helen was standing in back of Remus and Sirius, whose faces were drained of color.
"No one, Helen," Julia said quickly. Helen pouted but then looked down and gasped.
"SIRIUS! REMUS!" she yelled hugging them. "HOW ARE YOU?!"
"We're... fine..." Sirius said as he gasped for breath.
"We'd be better if you... let... go..." Remus tried to yell, but she continued squeezing them.
"Helen, let go! You're hurting them!" Alex yelled as she watched Sirius and Remus's eyes start to close.
"AHH!" Helen screamed as she realized what she was doing. "I'M SO SORRY!" and she kissed them both.
"Get off!" Remus yelled. Sirius was lying on the ground, panting.
"OH, I'M SO SORRY!" Helen yelled again. Sirius jumped up with Remus at them same time.
"STAY AWAY!" he yelled warningly. But Helen just smiled.
"YOU MISSED ME, DIDN'T YOU?!" she asked them. She got up and started walking towards them, but they took off. She sighed and ran after them.
Lily, Julia, Alex, and James watched as Sirius and Remus looked at each other and at the same time, jumped into the freezing lake. The four of them burst out laughing at the lengths they would go to get away from her. They saw their teeth chattering as they swam a bit away from the shore. Sirius and Remus smiled when they saw Helen stop as the water. She yelled at them to come back, but they swam towards the other side. She them decided to jump in after them. She swam slowly and when she reached the middle, she started screaming. Long tentacles wrapped around her and the Giant Squid emerged above the water. She kicked and screamed trying to get out of its grasp. It finally put her down on the side of the lake she started out on. Remus and Sirius were hysterical and so were the four that were watching. Professor McGonagall rushed out of the building, pushed the watching students (not Lily, James, Alex, and Julia... other kids) out of the way and rushed over to Helen. She shook her head and dragged Helen into the building. Another teacher went to Sirius and Remus, who were now sneezing, and took them inside also. After awhile, the crowd that was watching thinned out, and eventually, everyone went inside.
----- Muhahahaha! Helen's evil! I'd hate a person like that to try and hang out with me! Ok so REVIEW please! Sorry that there wasn't a lot of talking in this chapter. I usually don't like it when there's like no talking because it kinda gets boring to read long paragraphs... but I hoped you liked this anyway! =] Happy St. Patrick's Day! Whoa, I just realized... WHERE'S PETER?!
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nada. Rien. Niente. Well, except for Samantha, Alex, Julia, and... you'll hafta read and see! Heehee.
Chapter 15: Hell Returns
-----
The Tuesday after the disastrous Monday, Lily nearly killed herself when she woke up. She jumped up and pulled her hair so she could see the color, resulting in extreme pain. James had done the same thing and had yelled with joy, causing his voice to go hoarse.
"So, your homework for tonight is to write an essay on Miranda the Great... class dismissed..." Professor Binns said. It was a month after the Lily and James switch and the 7th years were STILL learning about her only because Binns constantly fell asleep during class.
Lily and James had both told their friends what happened. As you can image, both the boys and the girls were dying of laughter. Sirius asked what James saw in the dormitory while Remus hit him hard on the shoulder. The girls had done the same thing.
They walked out of the History of Magic classroom and walked to lunch.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Sirius and Remus screamed as they walked into the Great Hall. They both turned around and ran out as fast as they could. Their footsteps could be heard running up the stairs.
"What's wrong with them-," James started. Then he saw what they were screaming about.
"HEY!" a girl screamed from the Gryffindor table. She had bouncy blonde curls and sparking blue eyes. She sat, waving at James, Alex, Julia, and Lily. "COME ON! COME SIT DOWN!"
"Helen? What the hell are you doing here?" Lily asked as she hesitantly walked over. She took the furthest empty seat from her, but sat close enough so it wouldn't look like she was trying to avoid her.
"I TRANSFERRED BACK!" Helen yelled as if Lily was across the room. Lily flinched and gave her a weak smile.
"Oh... that's cool..." she said.
"Why?" James asked is a rude tone. Alex hit him, but Helen didn't notice.
"MY MOM DIDN'T LIKE AMERICA!" she yelled. "SHE WANTED ME BACK HERE! ISN'T THAT GREAT?!"
The four of them nodded slowly. Helen had transferred to California School of Magic at the end of 5th year. Her mom was offered a new job and they had moved to America. Lily, Alex, Julia, Samantha, James, and Peter had been happy she left. But Sirius and Remus were overwhelmed with joy. They even threw a party over the summer because she had left.
The reason Sirius and Remus were so unbelievably happy, was because Helen was obsessed with them. She forced their girlfriends to break up with them in their 3rd year, just so they would be single. In their 4th year, she put a spell on them to make them like her for a day. She'd do anything to get them to like her.
Also, she was super obnoxious and extremely loud. She was banned from the library in their 5th year because her whispers were as loud as someone talking in a normal voice. Her coughs could make you go deaf and her sneezes could blow you across the room.
She had always thought that she was part of their little group. She would go anywhere with them. She assumed Remus and Sirius were her boyfriends and constantly stalked them. Everyone had been relieved when she went away.
"WHERE ARE MY TWO FAVORITE BOYS? REMUS AND SIRIUS!" she asked.
"I dunno! I haven't seen them all day!" Julia said quickly.
Helen shrugged. "OK! I'LL FIND THEM LATER!" They started eating and Helen rambled on about America.
"AND THERE WAS THIS DOG THAT BARKED! HOW UNBELIEVEABLE IS THAT!" she yelled in amazement. She wasn't exactly the smartest person.
"Wow," Alex said unenthusiastically.
"I KNOW! AND THERE WAS THIS REALLY CUTE BOY IN MY SCHOOL! BUT HE WASN'T AS CUTE AS SIRIUS-WIRIUS AND REMUS-WEMUS!" she yelled with food in her mouth. She didn't have very good manners either.
"Er... that's great, Helen, but I, uh, gotta go... do something," Lily said quickly and she ran out of the hall.
"Oh, yeah, Alex, I forgot, we need to work on that... er, thing with Lily too!" Julia said loudly.
"Oh yeah!" Alex said playing along.
"Me too!" James said. "Uh, nice to see you again, Helen!" And the three of them ran after Lily.
After classes, the six of them escaped Helen's wrath and hid outside by the lake. They sat under a couple of trees and talked about Helen.
"God, why'd she hafta come back!?" Sirius asked. Remus nodded violently.
"I dunno, don't ask me," James said.
"Er! I wish she'd go away!" Lily yelled.
"WISH WHO WOULD GO AWAY?" a familiar voice yelled. Helen was standing in back of Remus and Sirius, whose faces were drained of color.
"No one, Helen," Julia said quickly. Helen pouted but then looked down and gasped.
"SIRIUS! REMUS!" she yelled hugging them. "HOW ARE YOU?!"
"We're... fine..." Sirius said as he gasped for breath.
"We'd be better if you... let... go..." Remus tried to yell, but she continued squeezing them.
"Helen, let go! You're hurting them!" Alex yelled as she watched Sirius and Remus's eyes start to close.
"AHH!" Helen screamed as she realized what she was doing. "I'M SO SORRY!" and she kissed them both.
"Get off!" Remus yelled. Sirius was lying on the ground, panting.
"OH, I'M SO SORRY!" Helen yelled again. Sirius jumped up with Remus at them same time.
"STAY AWAY!" he yelled warningly. But Helen just smiled.
"YOU MISSED ME, DIDN'T YOU?!" she asked them. She got up and started walking towards them, but they took off. She sighed and ran after them.
Lily, Julia, Alex, and James watched as Sirius and Remus looked at each other and at the same time, jumped into the freezing lake. The four of them burst out laughing at the lengths they would go to get away from her. They saw their teeth chattering as they swam a bit away from the shore. Sirius and Remus smiled when they saw Helen stop as the water. She yelled at them to come back, but they swam towards the other side. She them decided to jump in after them. She swam slowly and when she reached the middle, she started screaming. Long tentacles wrapped around her and the Giant Squid emerged above the water. She kicked and screamed trying to get out of its grasp. It finally put her down on the side of the lake she started out on. Remus and Sirius were hysterical and so were the four that were watching. Professor McGonagall rushed out of the building, pushed the watching students (not Lily, James, Alex, and Julia... other kids) out of the way and rushed over to Helen. She shook her head and dragged Helen into the building. Another teacher went to Sirius and Remus, who were now sneezing, and took them inside also. After awhile, the crowd that was watching thinned out, and eventually, everyone went inside.
----- Muhahahaha! Helen's evil! I'd hate a person like that to try and hang out with me! Ok so REVIEW please! Sorry that there wasn't a lot of talking in this chapter. I usually don't like it when there's like no talking because it kinda gets boring to read long paragraphs... but I hoped you liked this anyway! =] Happy St. Patrick's Day! Whoa, I just realized... WHERE'S PETER?!