Summary: Lily hates James. James loves Lily. What will happen to make her
change her feelings toward him?
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nada. Rien. Niente. Well, except for Samantha, Alex, Julia, and Helen. Heehee.
Chapter 18: Things Get Nasty
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Two days went by, and the potion was ready. Helen put a bit of it into two bottles and carried them down to breakfast. She sat down in her normal seat with an evil grin on her face.
"Uh, Helen?" Lily asked the seemingly dazed girl. "Is something wrong?"
"Nothing's wrong, Lillian," Helen responded in an unusually quiet voice that shocked Lily. Helen continued starring at Sirius's goblet. When no one was looking, she opened one of the bottles, and poured it into his drink, knocking over his plate into his lap.
"HELEN! What the hell are you doing?" he yelled. She just smiled.
"I'm so sorry, honey," she said sweetly in the weird soft voice. Sirius just starred at her with wide eyes and a look of disgust on his face. Helen noticed he wasn't touching his drink, so she took action.
"HAVE A DRINK, SIRIUS! YOU LOOK REALLY THIRSTY!" she yelled waving his cup at him. She spilled some juice onto his face.
"AHHHH! HELEN!" he yelled waving his arms around. He stopped and licked his lips. "Hmm... good juice." He shrugged and took a sip. "Really good juice..." and he finished the rest of it.
"THAT'S BETTER!" Helen said beaming at him. He rolled his eyes and continued talking to James.
Helen turned her attention to Remus who was flirting with Alex. Helen dumped the potion into his drink and it wasn't long before he absent- mindedly took a sip.
"Hey, Padfoot," he said nudging Sirius. "You're right! The juice is really good today!"
"Mine tastes normal," Lily said puzzled. The boys just shrugged.
Helen rubbed her hands together as she watched Remus and Sirius start to look dizzy. After breakfast was over, they had snapped out of their daze and were stealing glances at her every so often.
When they walked into History of Magic, Remus and Sirius took both seats on either side of Helen. She sighed to herself and chuckled.
"Now, during the Muggle Riots of 1444, there was-," Professor Binns started but was cut off.
"I have a crush on someone," Sirius said suddenly.
"Thank you, Mr. Black, but I... zzz... so sorry... Mr. Black, I do not need you disturbing my class."
"But, Professor Binns, I'm in LOVE!" Sirius screamed as people started to laugh.
"ME TOO!" Remus burst out. "She's so beautiful... I love her so much!"
"Who?!" James yelled.
"Helen Douglass!" they screamed at the same time. Helen was giggling. Remus and Sirius looked at each other.
"She's mine, Moony!" Sirius yelled.
"No, she's MINE!" Remus snapped back.
"Please, boys, calm down!" Binns tried yelling over the laughing students. Remus and Sirius were standing on a table trying to push each other off yelling "SHE'S MINE!" at each other.
"Please, my dears, stop fighting over me! I love you both!" Helen was squealing.
"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT..." the students were yelling as they watched to two tall boys try to push each other off the table.
Suddenly, as Sirius dove at Remus to try and push him, Remus jumped off the table, causing Sirius to fall off. Remus grabbed Helen by the arm and pulled her out of the classroom.
"GET BACK HERE!" Sirius yelled brushing himself off and running after them. Needless to say, Binns was asleep the whole time.
Every kid in the class was crying from laughing so hard. They all peaked out of the door and watched Remus and Sirius trying to beat each other up down the hall, Helen "trying" to break them apart. The bell eventually rang and the kids grabbed their bags and formed a circle around the two friends who were now pulling each others ears.
"AHHH! GET OFF ME PADFOOT!" Remus yelled in pain.
"NOT UNLESS HELEN'S MINE!" Sirius yelled tugging on Remus's left ear.
"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH BE MY BOYFRIENDS?" Helen asked them (A/N: sorry, bad grammar). Sirius let go and looked at Remus. After a moment they shook hands. Helen smiled and held out her arms. They each took one and walked to their next class.
"WHAT IN MERLIN'S NAME DOES SIRIUS THINK HE'S DOING?" Julia yelled. What everyone thought was just a joke Remus and Sirius were taking part in was going too far to be fake. James and Lily were holding her and Alex from pouncing Helen.
"THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!" Alex yelled at the back of Helen. "THAT'S MY... LET ME GO LILY! LET ME..." and she broke free of Lily's grasp and ran down the hall as fast at she could, jumping on Helen and making the two boys fall as well. She was pulling Helen's hair as Julia was screaming "LET ME AT HER!" to James up the hall.
"GET OFF HER, ALEX!" Remus was yelling as he tried to pull the kicking and screaming Alex off of Helen.
"AHHHH! GET OFF ME REMUS!" Alex yelled as she brushed her now tangled hair out of her eyes. There was a big group of kids around the seven Gryffindors all watching this with wide eyes.
Helen, who now had a bruise on her arm, was being helped up by Sirius. She stumbled forward and punched Alex in the face. Alex slipped out of Remus's grasp and fell to the floor. She was unconscious.
Back up the hall, Julia was being dragged away by Professor McGonagall. Lily and James were rubbing their arms where Julia had scratched them so she could get to Helen. Lily rushed over to Alex, summoned a stretcher, and hurried her to the hospital wing. Remus and Sirius helped Helen walk to the hospital wing too, but were stopped by James.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?" he bellowed. Sirius pushed him out of the way and continued walking. James followed.
In the hospital wing, Madam Pomfrey was rushing in every direction.
"What happened out there!?" she yelled but she didn't wait for an answer. She put Helen and Alex in beds and gave James and Lily bandages for their scratches.
"You all need to CALM DOWN! There are sick people in here!" she yelled at them as James was screaming at his two friends.
"I love you Helen!" Remus cried as he leaned on her bed. "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE get better!"
"DON'T DIE!" Sirius dramatically yelled to her. Madam Pomfrey rolled her eyes as she pushed him out of her way. She opened Helen's mouth and poured a potion into it. Helen's eyes instantly popped open.
"HI!" she screamed merrily. She saw what was going on and started to remember the events that just took place.
"WHERE'S ALEX?! I'M GONNA BEAT HER ASS!" Helen yelled as she jumped out of the bed. He bruise was gone.
"Don't you DARE touch her!" Madam Pomfrey yelled. Helen folded her arms across her chest and pouted. Sirius and Remus hugged her.
"There, there, Helen," Sirius cooed.
"You can beat up Alex later!" Remus assured her. Madam Pomfrey pushed them out of the wing and sighed.
"Enough action to last me a lifetime," she muttered shaking her head.
The three of them were greeted outside by Professor McGonagall.
"MY GOODNESS!" she shrieked. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?!"
"Well, it all started when Alex and Julia were jealous because-," Helen started.
"AHHHH! JUST COME TO MY OFFICE!" Professor McGonagall yelled. She also pulled James and Lily to her office. Julia was already sitting there.
"Detention," she snapped at the six kids who nearly jumped out of their seats when she yelled. "All of you!" she barked, pointing to every one of them. "I take that back," she suddenly said. Everyone sighed. But then: "ONE WEEK ON DETENTION!" she screamed. "TOMORROW NIGHT, YOU WILL MEET ME HERE AT 7:00 PM!" she screeched. "NO 'IF'S, 'AND'S, OR 'BUT'S ABOUT IT! DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND?!" All six Gryffindors nodded their heads violently.
"Professor?" Helen asked in her freaky innocent voice. McGonagall stopped rubbing her temples and her head snapped to look at the blonde. "What IS it, Miss Douglass?"
"What about Alex? Will she get detention?"
"YES, Miss Conner WILL receive a detention," Professor McGonagall sighed. "You may go. Remember... 7:00 PM IMMEDIATELY!" and with that she rushed out of the room.
Sirius sighed. "I don't care if I have detention... I'll be with my love..." he said. And with that, Helen kissed him hard on the lips. But mid-way through the kiss, Sirius's eyes popped open. And then disaster struck.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING HELEN?!" she screamed. He started spitting on the floor and the color drained out of Helen's face. The potion had worn off.
"I... UH..." she stuttered. She looked at Remus, who was still under the love potion's affects and kissed him while she still could. But the same thing happened.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Remus yelled. He walked backward away from Helen and tripped over a desk, falling on his butt.
"AHHH!" Sirius and Remus yelled at the same time.
"NO, NO! THE POTION WAS SUPPOSED TO LAST LONGER!" Helen whispered to herself. Did I mention her whispers are LOUD?
"THEY WERE UNDER A LOVE POTION?" James yelled.
"WE WERE UNDER A LOVE POTION?" they yelled at the same time again.
"Are you SERIOUS?!" Remus yelled.
"No, I'm Sirius," Sirius told him. Lily hit his head.
"Ow!"
"Oh my god! ALEX!" Remus yelled. "YOU HURT HER! I REMEMBER!" he yelled pointing at Helen. And he ran out of the room towards the hospital wing.
"AHHHHH!" Sirius yelled again as he ran around the room. He was pulling his hair. "AHHH! THAT HURTS! STOP PULLING MY HAIR!"
"You're pulling your own hair, Padfoot!" James told him sniggering.
Sirius put his hands down. "Oh."
"SIRIUS YOU'RE BACK!" Julia cried. She rushed over to him and kissed him.
"THIS IS GOING ALL WRONG!" Helen screamed and she rushed out of the room.
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1. Will James and Lily EVER get together?! 2. Will Helen EVER get over Sirius and Remus?! 3. Will Sirius EVER say "hi"?! 4. Will there be ANOTHER Hogsmeade trip in this story?! 5. Will I EVER stop capitalizing one word per sentence?! 6. Will I EVER stop making grammatical errors of this story?! (lol) 7. Will you EVER review?! 8. I'm DONE! WAIT, that's not a question!
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Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nada. Rien. Niente. Well, except for Samantha, Alex, Julia, and Helen. Heehee.
Chapter 18: Things Get Nasty
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Two days went by, and the potion was ready. Helen put a bit of it into two bottles and carried them down to breakfast. She sat down in her normal seat with an evil grin on her face.
"Uh, Helen?" Lily asked the seemingly dazed girl. "Is something wrong?"
"Nothing's wrong, Lillian," Helen responded in an unusually quiet voice that shocked Lily. Helen continued starring at Sirius's goblet. When no one was looking, she opened one of the bottles, and poured it into his drink, knocking over his plate into his lap.
"HELEN! What the hell are you doing?" he yelled. She just smiled.
"I'm so sorry, honey," she said sweetly in the weird soft voice. Sirius just starred at her with wide eyes and a look of disgust on his face. Helen noticed he wasn't touching his drink, so she took action.
"HAVE A DRINK, SIRIUS! YOU LOOK REALLY THIRSTY!" she yelled waving his cup at him. She spilled some juice onto his face.
"AHHHH! HELEN!" he yelled waving his arms around. He stopped and licked his lips. "Hmm... good juice." He shrugged and took a sip. "Really good juice..." and he finished the rest of it.
"THAT'S BETTER!" Helen said beaming at him. He rolled his eyes and continued talking to James.
Helen turned her attention to Remus who was flirting with Alex. Helen dumped the potion into his drink and it wasn't long before he absent- mindedly took a sip.
"Hey, Padfoot," he said nudging Sirius. "You're right! The juice is really good today!"
"Mine tastes normal," Lily said puzzled. The boys just shrugged.
Helen rubbed her hands together as she watched Remus and Sirius start to look dizzy. After breakfast was over, they had snapped out of their daze and were stealing glances at her every so often.
When they walked into History of Magic, Remus and Sirius took both seats on either side of Helen. She sighed to herself and chuckled.
"Now, during the Muggle Riots of 1444, there was-," Professor Binns started but was cut off.
"I have a crush on someone," Sirius said suddenly.
"Thank you, Mr. Black, but I... zzz... so sorry... Mr. Black, I do not need you disturbing my class."
"But, Professor Binns, I'm in LOVE!" Sirius screamed as people started to laugh.
"ME TOO!" Remus burst out. "She's so beautiful... I love her so much!"
"Who?!" James yelled.
"Helen Douglass!" they screamed at the same time. Helen was giggling. Remus and Sirius looked at each other.
"She's mine, Moony!" Sirius yelled.
"No, she's MINE!" Remus snapped back.
"Please, boys, calm down!" Binns tried yelling over the laughing students. Remus and Sirius were standing on a table trying to push each other off yelling "SHE'S MINE!" at each other.
"Please, my dears, stop fighting over me! I love you both!" Helen was squealing.
"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT..." the students were yelling as they watched to two tall boys try to push each other off the table.
Suddenly, as Sirius dove at Remus to try and push him, Remus jumped off the table, causing Sirius to fall off. Remus grabbed Helen by the arm and pulled her out of the classroom.
"GET BACK HERE!" Sirius yelled brushing himself off and running after them. Needless to say, Binns was asleep the whole time.
Every kid in the class was crying from laughing so hard. They all peaked out of the door and watched Remus and Sirius trying to beat each other up down the hall, Helen "trying" to break them apart. The bell eventually rang and the kids grabbed their bags and formed a circle around the two friends who were now pulling each others ears.
"AHHH! GET OFF ME PADFOOT!" Remus yelled in pain.
"NOT UNLESS HELEN'S MINE!" Sirius yelled tugging on Remus's left ear.
"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH BE MY BOYFRIENDS?" Helen asked them (A/N: sorry, bad grammar). Sirius let go and looked at Remus. After a moment they shook hands. Helen smiled and held out her arms. They each took one and walked to their next class.
"WHAT IN MERLIN'S NAME DOES SIRIUS THINK HE'S DOING?" Julia yelled. What everyone thought was just a joke Remus and Sirius were taking part in was going too far to be fake. James and Lily were holding her and Alex from pouncing Helen.
"THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!" Alex yelled at the back of Helen. "THAT'S MY... LET ME GO LILY! LET ME..." and she broke free of Lily's grasp and ran down the hall as fast at she could, jumping on Helen and making the two boys fall as well. She was pulling Helen's hair as Julia was screaming "LET ME AT HER!" to James up the hall.
"GET OFF HER, ALEX!" Remus was yelling as he tried to pull the kicking and screaming Alex off of Helen.
"AHHHH! GET OFF ME REMUS!" Alex yelled as she brushed her now tangled hair out of her eyes. There was a big group of kids around the seven Gryffindors all watching this with wide eyes.
Helen, who now had a bruise on her arm, was being helped up by Sirius. She stumbled forward and punched Alex in the face. Alex slipped out of Remus's grasp and fell to the floor. She was unconscious.
Back up the hall, Julia was being dragged away by Professor McGonagall. Lily and James were rubbing their arms where Julia had scratched them so she could get to Helen. Lily rushed over to Alex, summoned a stretcher, and hurried her to the hospital wing. Remus and Sirius helped Helen walk to the hospital wing too, but were stopped by James.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?" he bellowed. Sirius pushed him out of the way and continued walking. James followed.
In the hospital wing, Madam Pomfrey was rushing in every direction.
"What happened out there!?" she yelled but she didn't wait for an answer. She put Helen and Alex in beds and gave James and Lily bandages for their scratches.
"You all need to CALM DOWN! There are sick people in here!" she yelled at them as James was screaming at his two friends.
"I love you Helen!" Remus cried as he leaned on her bed. "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE get better!"
"DON'T DIE!" Sirius dramatically yelled to her. Madam Pomfrey rolled her eyes as she pushed him out of her way. She opened Helen's mouth and poured a potion into it. Helen's eyes instantly popped open.
"HI!" she screamed merrily. She saw what was going on and started to remember the events that just took place.
"WHERE'S ALEX?! I'M GONNA BEAT HER ASS!" Helen yelled as she jumped out of the bed. He bruise was gone.
"Don't you DARE touch her!" Madam Pomfrey yelled. Helen folded her arms across her chest and pouted. Sirius and Remus hugged her.
"There, there, Helen," Sirius cooed.
"You can beat up Alex later!" Remus assured her. Madam Pomfrey pushed them out of the wing and sighed.
"Enough action to last me a lifetime," she muttered shaking her head.
The three of them were greeted outside by Professor McGonagall.
"MY GOODNESS!" she shrieked. "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?!"
"Well, it all started when Alex and Julia were jealous because-," Helen started.
"AHHHH! JUST COME TO MY OFFICE!" Professor McGonagall yelled. She also pulled James and Lily to her office. Julia was already sitting there.
"Detention," she snapped at the six kids who nearly jumped out of their seats when she yelled. "All of you!" she barked, pointing to every one of them. "I take that back," she suddenly said. Everyone sighed. But then: "ONE WEEK ON DETENTION!" she screamed. "TOMORROW NIGHT, YOU WILL MEET ME HERE AT 7:00 PM!" she screeched. "NO 'IF'S, 'AND'S, OR 'BUT'S ABOUT IT! DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND?!" All six Gryffindors nodded their heads violently.
"Professor?" Helen asked in her freaky innocent voice. McGonagall stopped rubbing her temples and her head snapped to look at the blonde. "What IS it, Miss Douglass?"
"What about Alex? Will she get detention?"
"YES, Miss Conner WILL receive a detention," Professor McGonagall sighed. "You may go. Remember... 7:00 PM IMMEDIATELY!" and with that she rushed out of the room.
Sirius sighed. "I don't care if I have detention... I'll be with my love..." he said. And with that, Helen kissed him hard on the lips. But mid-way through the kiss, Sirius's eyes popped open. And then disaster struck.
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING HELEN?!" she screamed. He started spitting on the floor and the color drained out of Helen's face. The potion had worn off.
"I... UH..." she stuttered. She looked at Remus, who was still under the love potion's affects and kissed him while she still could. But the same thing happened.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Remus yelled. He walked backward away from Helen and tripped over a desk, falling on his butt.
"AHHH!" Sirius and Remus yelled at the same time.
"NO, NO! THE POTION WAS SUPPOSED TO LAST LONGER!" Helen whispered to herself. Did I mention her whispers are LOUD?
"THEY WERE UNDER A LOVE POTION?" James yelled.
"WE WERE UNDER A LOVE POTION?" they yelled at the same time again.
"Are you SERIOUS?!" Remus yelled.
"No, I'm Sirius," Sirius told him. Lily hit his head.
"Ow!"
"Oh my god! ALEX!" Remus yelled. "YOU HURT HER! I REMEMBER!" he yelled pointing at Helen. And he ran out of the room towards the hospital wing.
"AHHHHH!" Sirius yelled again as he ran around the room. He was pulling his hair. "AHHH! THAT HURTS! STOP PULLING MY HAIR!"
"You're pulling your own hair, Padfoot!" James told him sniggering.
Sirius put his hands down. "Oh."
"SIRIUS YOU'RE BACK!" Julia cried. She rushed over to him and kissed him.
"THIS IS GOING ALL WRONG!" Helen screamed and she rushed out of the room.
----- Whoa! That was an ACTION-PACKED chapter! THANK YOU to all of the people who reviewed! Ok, so here's what you do now: Select "Submit Review" on the bottom on the page and then... click "GO"! It's THAT SIMPLE! Yay! Ok, I'm in hyper mode. I hope you liked the chapter, because I did. Here are some questions to think about:
1. Will James and Lily EVER get together?! 2. Will Helen EVER get over Sirius and Remus?! 3. Will Sirius EVER say "hi"?! 4. Will there be ANOTHER Hogsmeade trip in this story?! 5. Will I EVER stop capitalizing one word per sentence?! 6. Will I EVER stop making grammatical errors of this story?! (lol) 7. Will you EVER review?! 8. I'm DONE! WAIT, that's not a question!
REVIEW! =]
READ THIS!!!!!!!!: I AM CHANGING MY PEN NAME! INSTEAD OF "HelloBrooklyn", IT WILL NOW BE "Hi I'm Crazy". Well, hopefully.