Title: Goat Porn Madness
Author: Mistress Nika (InuNekoMikoaol.com)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: none really considering this isn't a serious fic, but I suppose you can look for Hatori/Shigure, Yuki/Haru, and maybe some Hatori/Ayame/Shigure too who knows? I'm also a fan of Shigure/Akito, Akito/Hatori, Akito/Tohru, Shigure/Tohru, Haru/Kyou, and Yuki/Kyou... so basically whatever pairings I feel like throwing in! MWAHAHAHA!!!!! FEAR ME AND MY TOTALLY HENTAI, SADISTIC, YAOI LOVING MIND!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Warnings: shounen-ai; randomness...total randomness; unwarrented abuse of marshmallows, cabbage and other food items; sexual inuedo...everywhere -- (maybe some other stuff)
Disclaimer: I don't own the series...just kidnapped a certain person, forced the Madness on him and set him loose to watch him wreak his havoc.
Summary: The Sohma family Tohru catches a previously unknown disease that makes them act in strange, random ways. Will the family ever be the same again?
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OMG!!! O.O I just realized something!! Ookami Aya reviewed my fic!!! OOKAMI AYA REVIEWED MY FIC!!! I didn't realize who she was at first!!! It's the all powerful AYA!!! Author of Kouga Fangirls UNITE! I don't know if you're still reading...but... I WORSHIP YOU!!! I love your fics and I wish I wasn't so completely out of it when you reviewed to realize it's YOU!!! I feel so unworthy!!! O.O
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Shigure, after transforming back and appologizing for molesting Hatori, redressed himself with a look of shame no one ever thought to see on his face.
Hatori was pointedly not looking at him. After several moments of uncomfortable silence, Hatori cleared his throat and suggested they both check on Tohru and then go search for the three wayward teens.
Journeying inside, they searched the house over, looking for the missing girl. They finally found her in her room, hiding in the closet. When Shigure opened the door she shrieked in terror and quickly reslammed it on them.
The two men exchanged glances before Shigure called through the door, "Tohru-kun? What's wrong?"
Tohru's voice answered him with a hysterical, "The gophers are trying to eat my brain!"
Shigure stiffled a snicker and looked at Hatori. "Ha-san?" he asked, "Do you think it's safe to leave Tohru-kun alone to go look for the boys?"
Hatori thought for a moment, then replied, "Well, which is safer? Leaving Tohru alone, here, where she can do the least damage? Or staying with her and allowing three mad Juuniishii males to remain at large and wreak their havoc upon Japan?"
Shigure nodded sagely and then called back to the closet door, "Tohru-kun, if you stay in the closet I'm sure the gophers won't get your brain. But if you come out they'll probably pounce on you, drag you off to their secret lair, eat your brain and we'll never see you again. So stay put! Okay?"
"Okay!" Tohru responded happily.
Hatori gave Shigure a look and muttered, "Remind me to find the poor girl a good therapist when this is over." Shigure nodded and Hatori looked him over, as if sizing him up. "Shigure," he began, "Can I take you out and trust you to remain sane until we find Yuki, Haru and Kyou?"
Shigure just giggled and playfully slapped the other man on the shoulder. "Oh, Ha-san!" he giggled, "You can take me out anytime!"
Hatori just narrowed his eyes and asked, "Shigure, are you sane?"
Shigure grinned his trademark grin and said, "Yep! I'm sane, in control of my faculties, and flirting with you!"
"Then stop." Hatori demanded cooly. When Shigure seemed to pout, he ammended his statement. "For now."
Shigure grinned at him and they both set to searching for the three boys. They searched the house and the surrounding area first. No luck. Then they searched the woods. Still no luck. Not even at Yuki's 'secret base' did they find a trace of any of them. So ended up coming to the unhappy conclusion that all three had somehow made their way into the city.
And that's how the two men ended up in possibly the largest city of insane people in the world.
As they searched they tried desperately to stay out of the way of panicing females who may accidentally transform them. People ran everywhere in various stages of insanity. Cars had been flipped. A series of fire hydrants had been opened and were spewing water over the streets. Someone had taken to TPing the entire city. Buildings, trees, cars, even people were covered in the white toliet paper. People ran to and fro for various reasons. News crews were having a field day, documenting the chaos. In addition to the police, the 'men in white coats' were out in force, draging random people off to who knows where. It was anarchy unleashed.
Hatori and Shigure were quickly beginning to despair of ever finding ANYONE in the chaos, when a news crew suddenly ran by excitedly.
"They turned into what!? the woman reporter exclaimed in joy. "Animals, did you say!?"
Her cameraman nodded and both passed the two men by without the slightest glance.
Hatori spared Shigure a quick look before both of them chased after the crew.
They arrived on the scene to find them documenting a fuzzy little bunny who was currently riding on the back of a sheep. The sheep had his back pressed up against the side of a building, looking for a way out and finding none. Beside them was an adorable little girl who looked around with pleading eyes.
Momiji, Hiro and Kisa.
Hiro the sheep focused his glare on the cameraman and looked about to charge when he caught sight of Hatori and Shigure running towards them. It was all both Momiji and Hiro could do not to speak upon seeing them. But letting their unwelcome audience get a TALKING rabbit and sheep on film would have been a very bad thing, and they knew it.
Shigure came up behind the cameraman and quickly plucked the camera out of his hands.
"Hey!" the man shouted, spining around only to find the camera smashed to the ground, the tape spilling everywhere.
"Take care of them." Hatori ordered Shigure, pointing to the three youths.
Shigure didn't reply and went over to the three, leaving Hatori to work his magic.
"Daijoubu?" he asked them.
Kisa nodded silently as Momiji suddenly leapt at him with a cry of, "They were scary! I wanna go home!"
Hiro just sniffed in disdain, but remained silent.
Momiji didn't need any prompting to spill, and began babbling to Shigure about what had happened. "When Akito heard about the Maddness he ordered everyone that was at the main house to come get vacinations for it. So me, Hiro, Kisa, Haru, Kagura, and even Akito came into town. But somewhere along the way we lost Haru and I haven't seen him since. Then Kagura got transformed when some crazy guy ran into her and she's probably still hiding in the closest where we had to leave her. Then we went into the courthouse to get the vaccine. But when we turned around, AKITO was gone! Hiro, Kisa and me went ahead and got the vaccine and then started searching for the others. I saw Kyou run by in just his boxers and his school shirt. Just as I was about to call out to him he screamed like a girl about evil flying cows and ran in the other direction. I don't think he saw me. I was distracted and accidentally ran into a woman and transformed. Then the woman started doing the chicken dance and tripped over me, landing on Hiro. Then she danced off. Kisa grabbed us and tried to run, but then the reporters came. And...and...I WANNA GO HOME!!!"
Shigure petted the sobbing rabbit comfortingly. From behind him there was two successive flashes of light and then the sound of two bodies hitting the ground. He didn't bother to turn around.
Hatori came over and knelt down next to them. "I want you three to return to the main house and lock yourselves in my home until I return." he ordered. "It should be safe there. Do you think you can make it?"
Momiji sniffled and nodded, jumping away from Shigure and into Kisa's arms. Hiro glared evily at the adorable bunny, but the effect was ruined as he was cute and fuzzy himself at the moment.
Hatori hated the idea of leaving them alone to make their way home, but he had no choice. He had to find the others. Not only Yuki, Haru and Kyou. But also the great and terrible Sohma Akito. Who knew where he was and what had happened to him? It was Hatori's responsiblity to protect him and while he wouldn't transform like the others, he could still be in danger.
The three youngsters left, keeping as far away from people as they could, and the two men stood up.
"So?" Shigure asked. "What now?"
His question was answered as something wet and slightly mushy hit him in the back of the head. "What the..!?" he cried, spinning around.
Both Shigure and Hatori almost fainted upon laying eyes on the sight before them.
Akito. Sohma Akito. The one who's name could cause the bravest of men to cower in fear. The one whom not even the greatest leaders of the world risked angering ... was wearing a dress. Not just any dress! A short, sleeve-less, pink and yellow polka-dotted one! On his arm he carried a wicker basket, filled to the brim with some greenish colored...things. And in his right hand he held a head of cabbage, dripping with water, probably from one of the opened fire hydrants. On his back was a pink and white girl's backpack in the shape of Hello Kitty. Poking out of said backpack were several roles of toilet paper. On his face was painted a sparkly yellow star surrounded by pink glitter...not to mention the expression that said, "lock me up, throw away the key, and run for your lives!"
"A...Akito...san?" Shigure stuttered upon seeing the man.
Akito's responses was to cackle wildly, throwing his chin skywards, allowing his insane laughter to ring off the surrounding buildings. Birds flew, dogs howled and the previously noisy city became instantly quiet. Akito then slowly lowered his gaze to rest on the two men. Even on his of worst days he had never looked quite so frightening as he did right now.
His eyes were dialated and unblinking. A half smile turned his lips up ever so slightly. And he stared at the two men.
"Akito?" Shigure tried again, and still his crazed expression didn't changed.
"Ha...to...ri..." Akito said haltingly, without moving his mouth. (O.o) "Shi...gu...re..."
Both men took a step back simultaneously at the frightening tone he had used.
Slowly Akito raised the hand that was holding the cabbage, extending it out toward the two frightened Juuniishi men. His arm seemed to move independantly of his body as he pointed a finger at them and said, "Ha...to...ri...Shi...gu...re..." Suddenly he raised his arm above his head in a classic Akito move. But instead of bringing that hand down to strike someone he grinned insanely and cried, "DO NOT DANCE!!!", then flung the cabbage wildly at Hatori.
The dragon was too stunned to do anything but stand there as the cabbage sailed through the air and smacked him directly in the face. It then fell to the ground with a wet 'PLOP', leaving behind traces of the leafy vegetable on his face and in his hair, the front of which was now dripping wet.
Akito cackled again and grabbed a roll of toilet paper from behind him as if he were reaching for an arrow. His expression suddenly became calm and strangely vacant as he continued looking at them. "Please excuse me," he said softly while cocking his head to the side, "I have to circuit an AC line through my head." Then he cackled again and threw the role of paper high into the sky. As it sailed away from him, he spun around three times, did a little bow and then danced off, still cackling.
Neither Hatori nor Shigure moved for a good ten minutes, trying to digest what had just happened. Their expressions reminded one of the shock of accidentally swallowing a fly.
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(A/N) I intended Akito to seem like he's possessed. Don't know if it came out that way though. I was very close to making his head spin around on his shoulders! ;D I know I said Aya would be in this chapter, but I got sidetracked with Akito! (is very pleased with crazy possessed Akito) I hope it's as funny to read as it is in my head! Next chapter will be Aya-chan! I promise! -- Aya will be wearing women's clothes too...but that's nothing new. -.- I think it's funny that the younger Sohma members are staying sane, while the others are totally losing it. :D
Ne? Ne? So, what's your favorite bits this chapter? :D
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Thank you to; lilhillbillie, CrazyInsaneAnimeFanGirl, NC Anime99, LALALALALALA Liz, Silent Angel Dark Night, Queen of All Chipmunks, Orangellama, kireina, Black Karma
lilhillbillie: LMAO!!! 'doggy go hump hump' ROFLMAO!!! I loved that! That was so funny! If you want, I can send you my episodes of FB via yahoo. It'd take a while though. -- Yes, yes. I must say, I was never this much fun sane. ;D
CrazyInsaneAnimeFanGirl: Did the Akito crazyness live up to your standards? ;p
Silent: Rabid Venezuelan Monkeys! I loved that one too! :D What was your favorite line this chappie? I think mine was 'DO NOT DANCE!!!' LOL Thanks so for reading this fic, reviewing it, giving me such interesting ideas and being such a wonderful person! (frolicks off after her Hatori clone, who is naked and fleeing for his life) Ja ne!
Queen of All Chipmunks: I'M SO SORRY THERE WAS NO AYA!!! WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! (sobs Usagi-style tears) (stops/gets crazy possessed Akito look) Grapes are the source of all evil. (shifty eyes) Shhhh!!! The paintbrush of doom is coming! Hide behind the overgrown tomato!!! O.O
Orangellama: You can't catch it? O.o Did you take the vaccine? Or are you immune? Should I send over my 'patient zero' to infect you? It's such fun to have! (flaps arms like a penguin) Did you know cows come from egg clouds? O.o No! It's true! They hover over fields and when farmers aren't looking they rain them down! But when the cows evaporate back into the clouds people just blame it on UFOs...
kireina: Well, you got Akito and Momiji. I'm saving Aya for next chapter. ;D Happy for now?
Author: Mistress Nika (InuNekoMikoaol.com)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: none really considering this isn't a serious fic, but I suppose you can look for Hatori/Shigure, Yuki/Haru, and maybe some Hatori/Ayame/Shigure too who knows? I'm also a fan of Shigure/Akito, Akito/Hatori, Akito/Tohru, Shigure/Tohru, Haru/Kyou, and Yuki/Kyou... so basically whatever pairings I feel like throwing in! MWAHAHAHA!!!!! FEAR ME AND MY TOTALLY HENTAI, SADISTIC, YAOI LOVING MIND!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Warnings: shounen-ai; randomness...total randomness; unwarrented abuse of marshmallows, cabbage and other food items; sexual inuedo...everywhere -- (maybe some other stuff)
Disclaimer: I don't own the series...just kidnapped a certain person, forced the Madness on him and set him loose to watch him wreak his havoc.
Summary: The Sohma family Tohru catches a previously unknown disease that makes them act in strange, random ways. Will the family ever be the same again?
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OMG!!! O.O I just realized something!! Ookami Aya reviewed my fic!!! OOKAMI AYA REVIEWED MY FIC!!! I didn't realize who she was at first!!! It's the all powerful AYA!!! Author of Kouga Fangirls UNITE! I don't know if you're still reading...but... I WORSHIP YOU!!! I love your fics and I wish I wasn't so completely out of it when you reviewed to realize it's YOU!!! I feel so unworthy!!! O.O
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Shigure, after transforming back and appologizing for molesting Hatori, redressed himself with a look of shame no one ever thought to see on his face.
Hatori was pointedly not looking at him. After several moments of uncomfortable silence, Hatori cleared his throat and suggested they both check on Tohru and then go search for the three wayward teens.
Journeying inside, they searched the house over, looking for the missing girl. They finally found her in her room, hiding in the closet. When Shigure opened the door she shrieked in terror and quickly reslammed it on them.
The two men exchanged glances before Shigure called through the door, "Tohru-kun? What's wrong?"
Tohru's voice answered him with a hysterical, "The gophers are trying to eat my brain!"
Shigure stiffled a snicker and looked at Hatori. "Ha-san?" he asked, "Do you think it's safe to leave Tohru-kun alone to go look for the boys?"
Hatori thought for a moment, then replied, "Well, which is safer? Leaving Tohru alone, here, where she can do the least damage? Or staying with her and allowing three mad Juuniishii males to remain at large and wreak their havoc upon Japan?"
Shigure nodded sagely and then called back to the closet door, "Tohru-kun, if you stay in the closet I'm sure the gophers won't get your brain. But if you come out they'll probably pounce on you, drag you off to their secret lair, eat your brain and we'll never see you again. So stay put! Okay?"
"Okay!" Tohru responded happily.
Hatori gave Shigure a look and muttered, "Remind me to find the poor girl a good therapist when this is over." Shigure nodded and Hatori looked him over, as if sizing him up. "Shigure," he began, "Can I take you out and trust you to remain sane until we find Yuki, Haru and Kyou?"
Shigure just giggled and playfully slapped the other man on the shoulder. "Oh, Ha-san!" he giggled, "You can take me out anytime!"
Hatori just narrowed his eyes and asked, "Shigure, are you sane?"
Shigure grinned his trademark grin and said, "Yep! I'm sane, in control of my faculties, and flirting with you!"
"Then stop." Hatori demanded cooly. When Shigure seemed to pout, he ammended his statement. "For now."
Shigure grinned at him and they both set to searching for the three boys. They searched the house and the surrounding area first. No luck. Then they searched the woods. Still no luck. Not even at Yuki's 'secret base' did they find a trace of any of them. So ended up coming to the unhappy conclusion that all three had somehow made their way into the city.
And that's how the two men ended up in possibly the largest city of insane people in the world.
As they searched they tried desperately to stay out of the way of panicing females who may accidentally transform them. People ran everywhere in various stages of insanity. Cars had been flipped. A series of fire hydrants had been opened and were spewing water over the streets. Someone had taken to TPing the entire city. Buildings, trees, cars, even people were covered in the white toliet paper. People ran to and fro for various reasons. News crews were having a field day, documenting the chaos. In addition to the police, the 'men in white coats' were out in force, draging random people off to who knows where. It was anarchy unleashed.
Hatori and Shigure were quickly beginning to despair of ever finding ANYONE in the chaos, when a news crew suddenly ran by excitedly.
"They turned into what!? the woman reporter exclaimed in joy. "Animals, did you say!?"
Her cameraman nodded and both passed the two men by without the slightest glance.
Hatori spared Shigure a quick look before both of them chased after the crew.
They arrived on the scene to find them documenting a fuzzy little bunny who was currently riding on the back of a sheep. The sheep had his back pressed up against the side of a building, looking for a way out and finding none. Beside them was an adorable little girl who looked around with pleading eyes.
Momiji, Hiro and Kisa.
Hiro the sheep focused his glare on the cameraman and looked about to charge when he caught sight of Hatori and Shigure running towards them. It was all both Momiji and Hiro could do not to speak upon seeing them. But letting their unwelcome audience get a TALKING rabbit and sheep on film would have been a very bad thing, and they knew it.
Shigure came up behind the cameraman and quickly plucked the camera out of his hands.
"Hey!" the man shouted, spining around only to find the camera smashed to the ground, the tape spilling everywhere.
"Take care of them." Hatori ordered Shigure, pointing to the three youths.
Shigure didn't reply and went over to the three, leaving Hatori to work his magic.
"Daijoubu?" he asked them.
Kisa nodded silently as Momiji suddenly leapt at him with a cry of, "They were scary! I wanna go home!"
Hiro just sniffed in disdain, but remained silent.
Momiji didn't need any prompting to spill, and began babbling to Shigure about what had happened. "When Akito heard about the Maddness he ordered everyone that was at the main house to come get vacinations for it. So me, Hiro, Kisa, Haru, Kagura, and even Akito came into town. But somewhere along the way we lost Haru and I haven't seen him since. Then Kagura got transformed when some crazy guy ran into her and she's probably still hiding in the closest where we had to leave her. Then we went into the courthouse to get the vaccine. But when we turned around, AKITO was gone! Hiro, Kisa and me went ahead and got the vaccine and then started searching for the others. I saw Kyou run by in just his boxers and his school shirt. Just as I was about to call out to him he screamed like a girl about evil flying cows and ran in the other direction. I don't think he saw me. I was distracted and accidentally ran into a woman and transformed. Then the woman started doing the chicken dance and tripped over me, landing on Hiro. Then she danced off. Kisa grabbed us and tried to run, but then the reporters came. And...and...I WANNA GO HOME!!!"
Shigure petted the sobbing rabbit comfortingly. From behind him there was two successive flashes of light and then the sound of two bodies hitting the ground. He didn't bother to turn around.
Hatori came over and knelt down next to them. "I want you three to return to the main house and lock yourselves in my home until I return." he ordered. "It should be safe there. Do you think you can make it?"
Momiji sniffled and nodded, jumping away from Shigure and into Kisa's arms. Hiro glared evily at the adorable bunny, but the effect was ruined as he was cute and fuzzy himself at the moment.
Hatori hated the idea of leaving them alone to make their way home, but he had no choice. He had to find the others. Not only Yuki, Haru and Kyou. But also the great and terrible Sohma Akito. Who knew where he was and what had happened to him? It was Hatori's responsiblity to protect him and while he wouldn't transform like the others, he could still be in danger.
The three youngsters left, keeping as far away from people as they could, and the two men stood up.
"So?" Shigure asked. "What now?"
His question was answered as something wet and slightly mushy hit him in the back of the head. "What the..!?" he cried, spinning around.
Both Shigure and Hatori almost fainted upon laying eyes on the sight before them.
Akito. Sohma Akito. The one who's name could cause the bravest of men to cower in fear. The one whom not even the greatest leaders of the world risked angering ... was wearing a dress. Not just any dress! A short, sleeve-less, pink and yellow polka-dotted one! On his arm he carried a wicker basket, filled to the brim with some greenish colored...things. And in his right hand he held a head of cabbage, dripping with water, probably from one of the opened fire hydrants. On his back was a pink and white girl's backpack in the shape of Hello Kitty. Poking out of said backpack were several roles of toilet paper. On his face was painted a sparkly yellow star surrounded by pink glitter...not to mention the expression that said, "lock me up, throw away the key, and run for your lives!"
"A...Akito...san?" Shigure stuttered upon seeing the man.
Akito's responses was to cackle wildly, throwing his chin skywards, allowing his insane laughter to ring off the surrounding buildings. Birds flew, dogs howled and the previously noisy city became instantly quiet. Akito then slowly lowered his gaze to rest on the two men. Even on his of worst days he had never looked quite so frightening as he did right now.
His eyes were dialated and unblinking. A half smile turned his lips up ever so slightly. And he stared at the two men.
"Akito?" Shigure tried again, and still his crazed expression didn't changed.
"Ha...to...ri..." Akito said haltingly, without moving his mouth. (O.o) "Shi...gu...re..."
Both men took a step back simultaneously at the frightening tone he had used.
Slowly Akito raised the hand that was holding the cabbage, extending it out toward the two frightened Juuniishi men. His arm seemed to move independantly of his body as he pointed a finger at them and said, "Ha...to...ri...Shi...gu...re..." Suddenly he raised his arm above his head in a classic Akito move. But instead of bringing that hand down to strike someone he grinned insanely and cried, "DO NOT DANCE!!!", then flung the cabbage wildly at Hatori.
The dragon was too stunned to do anything but stand there as the cabbage sailed through the air and smacked him directly in the face. It then fell to the ground with a wet 'PLOP', leaving behind traces of the leafy vegetable on his face and in his hair, the front of which was now dripping wet.
Akito cackled again and grabbed a roll of toilet paper from behind him as if he were reaching for an arrow. His expression suddenly became calm and strangely vacant as he continued looking at them. "Please excuse me," he said softly while cocking his head to the side, "I have to circuit an AC line through my head." Then he cackled again and threw the role of paper high into the sky. As it sailed away from him, he spun around three times, did a little bow and then danced off, still cackling.
Neither Hatori nor Shigure moved for a good ten minutes, trying to digest what had just happened. Their expressions reminded one of the shock of accidentally swallowing a fly.
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(A/N) I intended Akito to seem like he's possessed. Don't know if it came out that way though. I was very close to making his head spin around on his shoulders! ;D I know I said Aya would be in this chapter, but I got sidetracked with Akito! (is very pleased with crazy possessed Akito) I hope it's as funny to read as it is in my head! Next chapter will be Aya-chan! I promise! -- Aya will be wearing women's clothes too...but that's nothing new. -.- I think it's funny that the younger Sohma members are staying sane, while the others are totally losing it. :D
Ne? Ne? So, what's your favorite bits this chapter? :D
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Thank you to; lilhillbillie, CrazyInsaneAnimeFanGirl, NC Anime99, LALALALALALA Liz, Silent Angel Dark Night, Queen of All Chipmunks, Orangellama, kireina, Black Karma
lilhillbillie: LMAO!!! 'doggy go hump hump' ROFLMAO!!! I loved that! That was so funny! If you want, I can send you my episodes of FB via yahoo. It'd take a while though. -- Yes, yes. I must say, I was never this much fun sane. ;D
CrazyInsaneAnimeFanGirl: Did the Akito crazyness live up to your standards? ;p
Silent: Rabid Venezuelan Monkeys! I loved that one too! :D What was your favorite line this chappie? I think mine was 'DO NOT DANCE!!!' LOL Thanks so for reading this fic, reviewing it, giving me such interesting ideas and being such a wonderful person! (frolicks off after her Hatori clone, who is naked and fleeing for his life) Ja ne!
Queen of All Chipmunks: I'M SO SORRY THERE WAS NO AYA!!! WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! (sobs Usagi-style tears) (stops/gets crazy possessed Akito look) Grapes are the source of all evil. (shifty eyes) Shhhh!!! The paintbrush of doom is coming! Hide behind the overgrown tomato!!! O.O
Orangellama: You can't catch it? O.o Did you take the vaccine? Or are you immune? Should I send over my 'patient zero' to infect you? It's such fun to have! (flaps arms like a penguin) Did you know cows come from egg clouds? O.o No! It's true! They hover over fields and when farmers aren't looking they rain them down! But when the cows evaporate back into the clouds people just blame it on UFOs...
kireina: Well, you got Akito and Momiji. I'm saving Aya for next chapter. ;D Happy for now?