A/N hi I'm smeagol 1. my partner smeagol 2, is writting every 2nd chapter.
Disclaimer- i dont own Smeagol or Dobby well der. i also dont own the sayings or the other LOTR or HP characters. the only things i own are the plot and made up characters.
Chapter 1
" Stupid hobbitses, ruining rabbits and nice fissh. But not uss precious no we likes them raw and wriggling." said Smeagol.
"You likes them raw and wriggling too?" asked Dobby the house-elf. Dobby was on his day out having a picnic(or at least that is what he called it). The Picnic that Dobby was having was next to the Forbidden Pools. Why it was called this no one Dobby knew, knew.
"You scares us you stupid thing. you made uss lose our juicy sweeeet fish you does." said Smeagol.
'Dobby is very sorry, sir, but Dobby like raw fish yes and Dobby likes taters with his fish.' said Dobby.
"Doesn't you means PO-TAT-O's?" said Smeagol, remembering what the fat stupid hobbit (aka Samwise Gamgee) had said.
"Yes thats it Fry em' mash em' stick em' in a stew." Dobby said in a sing-song voice.
"That's what the stupid hobbitses likes. bets you likes golden chipses too?" asked Smeagol.
"Yep sure does but Dobby means no disrespect sir in saying this but doesnt you likes your master?"
"master nice yes nice hobbitses but they ruins nice fish. Precious doesnt understand whys they have to cookses it." said Smeagol almost in tears.
"Dobby would like to say sir that even though your master ruins nice fish there are still some of us out there that like raw fish sir."said Dobby "Dobby thinks we should be friends sir, Smeagol does you want to be Friends?".
A/N so what do you think? i know for a fact that if they are not already up there will be at least 2 more chapters coming.
Disclaimer- i dont own Smeagol or Dobby well der. i also dont own the sayings or the other LOTR or HP characters. the only things i own are the plot and made up characters.
Chapter 1
" Stupid hobbitses, ruining rabbits and nice fissh. But not uss precious no we likes them raw and wriggling." said Smeagol.
"You likes them raw and wriggling too?" asked Dobby the house-elf. Dobby was on his day out having a picnic(or at least that is what he called it). The Picnic that Dobby was having was next to the Forbidden Pools. Why it was called this no one Dobby knew, knew.
"You scares us you stupid thing. you made uss lose our juicy sweeeet fish you does." said Smeagol.
'Dobby is very sorry, sir, but Dobby like raw fish yes and Dobby likes taters with his fish.' said Dobby.
"Doesn't you means PO-TAT-O's?" said Smeagol, remembering what the fat stupid hobbit (aka Samwise Gamgee) had said.
"Yes thats it Fry em' mash em' stick em' in a stew." Dobby said in a sing-song voice.
"That's what the stupid hobbitses likes. bets you likes golden chipses too?" asked Smeagol.
"Yep sure does but Dobby means no disrespect sir in saying this but doesnt you likes your master?"
"master nice yes nice hobbitses but they ruins nice fish. Precious doesnt understand whys they have to cookses it." said Smeagol almost in tears.
"Dobby would like to say sir that even though your master ruins nice fish there are still some of us out there that like raw fish sir."said Dobby "Dobby thinks we should be friends sir, Smeagol does you want to be Friends?".
A/N so what do you think? i know for a fact that if they are not already up there will be at least 2 more chapters coming.