Author's Note (a.k.a. something I never put up before a chapter. Consider yourself lucky by seeing this): Oh boy... it's June 6, 2004. It' been almost 2 months since I ended this story and almost a month since I wrote the one-shot sequel, and I still find myself thinking of ways I can write more of this. I am really pathetic.
Do I really need a disclaimer? Haven't you people gotten it yet? I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER!!!!!
I must warn you, this "chapter" isn't exactly humorous, as the main characters don't have a very bright future (all thanks to Rowling). I just really wanted to write something. Some OotP spoilers.
The third movie was great. Tom Felton=very hot.
On with the bonus chapter...
Where Are They Now?
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Lily Evans: Six feet under. Unfortunately, Lily died October 31st of the year 1981, a little over 3 years after she graduated Hogwarts, a little over a year since she had her son, Harry James Potter.
James Potter: James too died that night to Lord Voldemort. His son, Harry, was the only one who survived the attack.
Sirius Black: During June of 1996, Sirius fell through a mysterious veil in the Department of Mysteries on a mission to help save his godson, Harry Potter. He is known as dead.
Peter Pettigrew: Licking the dirt off of Lord Voldemort's shoes somewhere.
Remus Lupin: During 1993-1994, Remus had been known as Professor Lupin, teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts, in Hogwarts. He is a member of the Order of the Phoenix.
Julia Smith: A Healer in St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. The last time Julia saw Sirius in person was the morning of October 31st, 1981. He had proposed to her. She never saw him up close again, only in the newspapers and on "WANTED" posters. She is training to be a famous Quidditch player.
Alexandria (Alex) Conner: One year after graduating from Hogwarts, Remus and Alex split up, though the two remained close friends. Six months later, Alex's Advanced Transfiguration books were published. She then moved to Italy, where she currently resides. She and Remus still write to each other, but have only seen each other once since she moved.
Helen Douglass: Helen is currently living in America. She has gotten over Remus and Sirius (so she says; she still has pictures of the two she looks at) and is currently chasing after another man (the one she said was cute in chapter 15). She works in Cosette's Hospital for Health... as a janitor.
Samantha [I don't think I gave her a last name. If I did, please tell me]: Is still friends with Tracy Greenburg. She is currently working at Scrivenshaft's Quill Shop in Hogsmeade. The news of Lily's death brought a pang of guilt to her.
Tracy Greenburg: Currently friends with Samantha and Amos Diggory. Is now working for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures in the Ministry of Magic. Felt bad when she read about the Potters' death.
Amos Diggory: He too bit his lip when learning that Lily and James were dead. He works with Tracy in the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. Amos lost his son, Cedric, to Lord Voldemort June 24, 1995.
Sally Walsh: An "Unspeakable" in the Department of Mysteries. She made up with Amos after graduation, though she still remained Lily's friend.
Severus Snape: Currently the Potions teacher at Hogwarts. His pastimes include humiliating Harry Potter, taking points off of Gryffindor, and not washing his hair.
Bellatrix Black: Waiting to lick Voldemort's shoes when Pettigrew is done. She is responsible for the death of Sirius Black.
Lucius Malfoy: Married with one son, Draco Malfoy.
Narcissa Black: Married with one son, Draco Malfoy.
----- Did I leave anyone out? Fell free to tell me. Also, if you can find Samantha's last name, please let me know.
I told you this bonus chapter wasn't funny. Actually, it was probably funnier than the other chapters; I have a bad sense of humor.
Yeah! Not even two pages!
REVIEW!
Do I really need a disclaimer? Haven't you people gotten it yet? I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER!!!!!
I must warn you, this "chapter" isn't exactly humorous, as the main characters don't have a very bright future (all thanks to Rowling). I just really wanted to write something. Some OotP spoilers.
The third movie was great. Tom Felton=very hot.
On with the bonus chapter...
Where Are They Now?
-----
Lily Evans: Six feet under. Unfortunately, Lily died October 31st of the year 1981, a little over 3 years after she graduated Hogwarts, a little over a year since she had her son, Harry James Potter.
James Potter: James too died that night to Lord Voldemort. His son, Harry, was the only one who survived the attack.
Sirius Black: During June of 1996, Sirius fell through a mysterious veil in the Department of Mysteries on a mission to help save his godson, Harry Potter. He is known as dead.
Peter Pettigrew: Licking the dirt off of Lord Voldemort's shoes somewhere.
Remus Lupin: During 1993-1994, Remus had been known as Professor Lupin, teacher of Defense Against the Dark Arts, in Hogwarts. He is a member of the Order of the Phoenix.
Julia Smith: A Healer in St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. The last time Julia saw Sirius in person was the morning of October 31st, 1981. He had proposed to her. She never saw him up close again, only in the newspapers and on "WANTED" posters. She is training to be a famous Quidditch player.
Alexandria (Alex) Conner: One year after graduating from Hogwarts, Remus and Alex split up, though the two remained close friends. Six months later, Alex's Advanced Transfiguration books were published. She then moved to Italy, where she currently resides. She and Remus still write to each other, but have only seen each other once since she moved.
Helen Douglass: Helen is currently living in America. She has gotten over Remus and Sirius (so she says; she still has pictures of the two she looks at) and is currently chasing after another man (the one she said was cute in chapter 15). She works in Cosette's Hospital for Health... as a janitor.
Samantha [I don't think I gave her a last name. If I did, please tell me]: Is still friends with Tracy Greenburg. She is currently working at Scrivenshaft's Quill Shop in Hogsmeade. The news of Lily's death brought a pang of guilt to her.
Tracy Greenburg: Currently friends with Samantha and Amos Diggory. Is now working for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures in the Ministry of Magic. Felt bad when she read about the Potters' death.
Amos Diggory: He too bit his lip when learning that Lily and James were dead. He works with Tracy in the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. Amos lost his son, Cedric, to Lord Voldemort June 24, 1995.
Sally Walsh: An "Unspeakable" in the Department of Mysteries. She made up with Amos after graduation, though she still remained Lily's friend.
Severus Snape: Currently the Potions teacher at Hogwarts. His pastimes include humiliating Harry Potter, taking points off of Gryffindor, and not washing his hair.
Bellatrix Black: Waiting to lick Voldemort's shoes when Pettigrew is done. She is responsible for the death of Sirius Black.
Lucius Malfoy: Married with one son, Draco Malfoy.
Narcissa Black: Married with one son, Draco Malfoy.
----- Did I leave anyone out? Fell free to tell me. Also, if you can find Samantha's last name, please let me know.
I told you this bonus chapter wasn't funny. Actually, it was probably funnier than the other chapters; I have a bad sense of humor.
Yeah! Not even two pages!
REVIEW!