Disclaimer: Sméagol/Gollum and Dobby do not belong to me, they belong to the brilliant JRR Tolkien and JK Rowling, whom you should bow down to and worship, as do any other HP or LOTR characters.

A/N: G'day to all Sméagol fans. Yes, I am Australian. Now this chapter is written by Sméagol 2 (or Emberley), as opposed to Sméagol 1 (or Kiz), my bestest buddy, who wrote Chap. 1. Don't flame us, please, but you probably won't flame if I tell you almost everything in this chapter came to me at 11pm one night.

Chapter 2 - Preciouses and Daisy Chains and Things - By Emberley

Sméagol and Dobby have become great friends and are frolicking through a daisy field hand in hand, picking daisies to make daisy chains for Harry Potter and the Master of the Precious. Each of them carries a cane basket, filled almost to the brim with daisies they have already collected.

When they decide they have enough, they plop down on the ground. Dobby stares at the clouds, and absent-mindedly begins making daisy chains. Sméagol looks at his daisies, then at Dobby, then at his hands.

"How does we do it, Precious, how does we, eh?" he asks. Dobby makes no sign of hearing him, so Sméagol grabs him by the shoulders and yells, "Oy! Look at me when I'm talkin' to you!"

Dobby looks at Sméagol for a sec and then his expression changes. He looks like he is about to faint. Sméagol looks rather worried. Dobby faints, and Sméagol catches him. Dobby's daisy chain falls out of his hand, as he lies unconscious.

"What did we say, Precious, what did we say? It goes to sleep it does."

Sméagol splashes some water from the lake (a/n: don't ask me where they are, as far as I know there are no daisy fields at Hogwarts, but anyway, chalk it up to poetic licence) on Dobby's face. Dobby springs to life.

"Did Sméagol call Dobby ... precious?" Sméagol looks really worried. What exactly is Dobby driving at here?

"Yes, we did, precious, yes we did." He changes the subject. "Now, how does we do it?"

So Dobby sets about teach Sméagol to make Daisy chains for the MotP

After several hours of daisy chain making, Dobby puts his flowers down and begins complaining about being hungry. Sméagol agrees and says he will catch some fish. Before Dobby can stop him, he dives into the lake.

Meanwhile, for no other reason other than this author feels like it, she decides to appear in the Daisy Chain and get revenge on a particularly annoying person.

'Oy, Dobby,' she calls, 'have you seen Gilderoy Lockhart anywhere?'

'Did someone say my name?' asks the overly cheerful voice of the writer as he dances into the daisy field happily unaware of what's coming to him.

The author, Sméagol 2, or Emberley as she will forthwith be known, walks up to the professor and smiles sweetly at him.

"Professor, this is something I've wanted to do for a very long time.'

'What meet me? Oh, well, I can under-'

'Er. No. This.' THWACK!!!!!

'Ow!' Gilderoy sits down on a rock and starts crying. 'What was that for?'

'That was for being the most annoyingly full-of-himself, stupid fraud that I have ever met!'

Gilderoy continues to sob hysterically.

A/N: No offence to Gilderoy fans. I love him dearly, really I do, it's just that sometimes he gets on my nerves. Next chapter will be up soon!! Please review.