Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of it's characters. Although this idea is my own!
KLC
Chapter One: One Death
Kuwabara sat at the side of the street. He was crying. He had a reason but no one cared. He sat and sat for hours. Tears falling from his face. As he began to speak. "Eikichi, NO!" he yelled. Falling down to the ground knees bent. His cat had died. "Why does this have to be, stupid moron, could he be any stupider" Kuwabara yelled. "He killed her, why couldn't he have payed more attention the road" He yelt. Next to him was where poor little Eikichi lay. She had not been squished or bleed. It was a clean kill. Kuwabara picked Eikichi up and walked to his house.
He arrived there shortly, where he put Eikichi on his desk. He got on a phone and called a number 1-800-MY-CAT-DIED. He let the phone ring and on the third ring someone spoke into the phone. "Hi, this is Theo, how may i be helping you!" He said friendly in a Puerto Rican accent.
"My cat died, can she be stuffed, all i ever wanted was for her to have the best life. Lost her life at a early age, just a kitten, so innocent and poor" Kuwabara said into the phone.
"Yes it can be done, but it's going to cost about $2000 dollars" he said into the phone.
"I don't care how much it cost, i will pay! She was my kitten, i loved her! When can i bring her in?" Kuwabara asked.
"Right Now!, Now hurry!" He yelled into the phone. And then he hung up and the phone started to beep and Kuwabara hung it up. He then picked her up. He then began to carefully walk out of the door. Shizuru stepped in front of him. She had a ciggarete lit and was about to speak.
"Where are you going, i am to keep this eye on you, and if i screw up, you are gonna pay" Shizuru said.
"Eikichi died and i am going to stuff her" he said.
"Where you going to get the money" she said.
"I have this plan where i will let them stuff her first, take her, flip the clerk of and do a backflip out of the window and that is as easy as it sounds" he said.
"Won't you break your back" she asked.
"It's all worth it!" he then left the door where he was going to 20021 Lavender Street.
AN: It has a little bit of angst but i swear the rest is humor. RR please.
KLC
Chapter One: One Death
Kuwabara sat at the side of the street. He was crying. He had a reason but no one cared. He sat and sat for hours. Tears falling from his face. As he began to speak. "Eikichi, NO!" he yelled. Falling down to the ground knees bent. His cat had died. "Why does this have to be, stupid moron, could he be any stupider" Kuwabara yelled. "He killed her, why couldn't he have payed more attention the road" He yelt. Next to him was where poor little Eikichi lay. She had not been squished or bleed. It was a clean kill. Kuwabara picked Eikichi up and walked to his house.
He arrived there shortly, where he put Eikichi on his desk. He got on a phone and called a number 1-800-MY-CAT-DIED. He let the phone ring and on the third ring someone spoke into the phone. "Hi, this is Theo, how may i be helping you!" He said friendly in a Puerto Rican accent.
"My cat died, can she be stuffed, all i ever wanted was for her to have the best life. Lost her life at a early age, just a kitten, so innocent and poor" Kuwabara said into the phone.
"Yes it can be done, but it's going to cost about $2000 dollars" he said into the phone.
"I don't care how much it cost, i will pay! She was my kitten, i loved her! When can i bring her in?" Kuwabara asked.
"Right Now!, Now hurry!" He yelled into the phone. And then he hung up and the phone started to beep and Kuwabara hung it up. He then picked her up. He then began to carefully walk out of the door. Shizuru stepped in front of him. She had a ciggarete lit and was about to speak.
"Where are you going, i am to keep this eye on you, and if i screw up, you are gonna pay" Shizuru said.
"Eikichi died and i am going to stuff her" he said.
"Where you going to get the money" she said.
"I have this plan where i will let them stuff her first, take her, flip the clerk of and do a backflip out of the window and that is as easy as it sounds" he said.
"Won't you break your back" she asked.
"It's all worth it!" he then left the door where he was going to 20021 Lavender Street.
AN: It has a little bit of angst but i swear the rest is humor. RR please.