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Chaper One: On the Way to Lavender Street!

Kuwabara takes a leap and walks out of the door. "Eikichi dont worry, you will soon be worshiped and alive once again!" he said. He continued down the street where he suddenly fell. "AH!" he screamed. He it the ground with a loud thump. He looked around and saw a three eyed clown. He was snarling at Kuwabara and walked towards him. Kuwabara started to get scared. And got into to "Kick Ass Karate Style Martial Arts Save Your Dead Cat About To Be Stuffed Form". "WOOYA" he screamed. The clown laughed

The clown got closer and closer when he got into range he whipped out a bat and started swinging like the crazy mad insane clown he was. "AH!" Kuwabara said running. He kept looking back, after the fourth look the clown was gone. He stopped to breathe. He was know leaning on what it had been a table. Someone or something handed him a soda. Kuwabara took it and said "Thank you" he then gulped it down. He then thought "Who handed me that soda, he then gets insane feelings its that crazy mad insane three eyed clown". So with no hesitaiton he runs. "AH!" he stop because he slipt on a banana peel.

A monkey looked at him and whacked him. "OH AH OH AH" the monkey screamed. Kuwabara made out that he said "You bitch, that was my banana" but he actually said. "Thanks for falling now i am rich bitch!". Kuwabara then looked at his hands where Eikichi layed. "Damn" he though. "Where could i have put her" he said. "Oh Ya, i left her with that crazy mad clown!" and he also screamed "Where am I!". Some crazy mad lady with purple hair, one eye and three legs and four arms said "You are on Lavender Street" with that she walked away.

"I have been here all along" he thought. He then walked in the direction where he had last saw the clown. He ran into a crocadile, yes a crocadile. "Hi i am Mr. Crocadile, can i try your arm" he said. "HELL NAW!" Kuwabara yelled having to run cause that crocadile was eager to try his arm. "GET BACK HERE" he yelled. Kuwabara stopped! The crocadile laughed. "Have you happened to see a cat" Kuwabara said making hard fist and making the spirit sword. "Oh yes i just had one for breakfast, but i am ready for lunch, HAR HAR HAR" he laughed. "How'd you get it" Kuwabara asked. "Some crazy mad clown, enough with that talk i am hungry" he said.

Kuwabara's spirit sword was ready and he took a swing at the crocadile. But it didn't affect, it was actually the crazy insane clown and he was a demon named "Sachi Horoni". Kuwabara freaked. "That cat i gave you, did you eat it" he asked. "No but i gave it to the animal stuffer, but i am still going to eat and kill you" he laughed. "That doesn't change a thing, your still a crazy mad clown, and i hate you, and you will die" he laughed. "No your a baka and you can't fight, i've saw you" He starts to chuckle.

AN: HAHAHA, i liked, hope you did. Next chap cat is stuffed. Funny shit i tell ya. RR PLEASE!!