Disclaimer: You people know I don't know own this stuff. I am 13 and I can't even speak Japanese, I can't draw and so I don't own it. That one awesome Japanese dude does.
KLC
Chapter Two: Stuffed Kitty or Is It
Kuwabara stood facing the demon or evil mad clown or as he seems. Sachi Horoni looked at Kuwabara in disgust. He pitied the baka almost as much as the baka pitied his self. Kuwabara finally spoke after 10 seconds of silence "Who paid?" he asked. Sachi Horoni got a smiley face and grabbed Kuwabara' s hands and started jumping up and up again. "I DID," he yelled hysterically.
Kuwabara gave Sachi a hug. "Nice hug" Sachi said giving him the devious eye. "Are you gay?" Kuwabara asked. "OF course, I love your broad shoulders" he said. Kuwabara backed up "What kind of crazy mad gay clown are you" Kuwabara asked. "A generous one, why do you think I paid for the cat stuffing thing" he said. "You paid because you though I was sexy" Kuwabara said. "Uh-HUH, Uh-HUH" Sachi said trying to touch Kuwabara' s abs. "The only reason I gave you a hug is because I didn't have to pay" Kuwabara said. "Oh but you do" he said. "I thought you paid?" Kuwabara said now getting confused. "Not in money, in sexual ways" he joked. "Are you crazy, you want get nothing I will give you ten reasons!" Kuwabara said.
"Let me hear them" he said.
"Okay" Kuwabara said.
1. You're a Crazy Mad Clown Guy
"I am a demon," he said.
2. You're a gay faggot and I Kuzuma Kuwabara is not gay.
"Yes you are," he laughed.
3. I am not gay
4. Your insanely retarded.
"Like you" Sachi laughed.
5. I am not retarded.
6. You freak me out.
"What the hell are you talking about the first time I saw you I almost died of your ugly ness, but I still think your sexy" Sachi said.
7. I am in love with Yukina and Yukina loves me.
"Oh is Yukina a guy?" he asked.
8. Yukina is a girl and I am a guy, which makes me not gay.
9. I pity you.
"And I don't pity you" he said.
10. You won't to touch me.
"Yes I do!" he said.
"Now I will kick your ass like I said Kick Ass Karate Style Martial Arts Save Your Dead Cat About To Be Stuffed Form" he yelled. "Oh come on dude" Sachi Horoni started laughing. "Hey, laughing Maniacally is not cool" Kuwabara said yelling a "Hee YAH!" throwing a punch at the crazy mad clown's head. The clown easily dodged it. Kuwabara started to breathe hard. 'You're too easy, I could kill you but I choose not to cause your sexy, I will knock you out and leave, because you wouldn't be good in bed" Sachi said saying "Later Sexy!" Kuwabara' s eyes turned red/black and Kuwabara' s spirit energy raised incredibly.
The crazy mad clown turned around "Now this is what I am talking about" He jumped up and tried to attack Kuwabara but Kuwabara did this attack Kick Ass Karate Style Martial Arts Save Your Dead Cat About To Be Stuffed Form which killed the clown. "Now time to find my cat," he said. He walked around in circles where he saw a cat and it looked like Eikichi and came towards him. It was Eikichi. "EIKICHI" Kuwabara yelled. "Meow" it replied. Kuwabara picked it up and swung it around and around. "Know I will worship the watermelon BillyBob" HEHE he said. Kuwabara walked to his house and then entered the door.
Eikichi jumped out of his hands. "I thought she was, but she was just barely hit!" he said. "Did you do the back flip?" She questioned. "Uh-HUH" he said. "Yeh right" She said. "Watch" Kuwabara does a back flip out of the window and flies into the street where a car hits him, suddenly everything fades, now there is just animals running everywhere, they speak human. WHAT THE HELL!
AN: This is a Kuwabara fic, but know for a while it will focus on Eikichi for a while. So enjoy. Please RR thank you!
KLC
Chapter Two: Stuffed Kitty or Is It
Kuwabara stood facing the demon or evil mad clown or as he seems. Sachi Horoni looked at Kuwabara in disgust. He pitied the baka almost as much as the baka pitied his self. Kuwabara finally spoke after 10 seconds of silence "Who paid?" he asked. Sachi Horoni got a smiley face and grabbed Kuwabara' s hands and started jumping up and up again. "I DID," he yelled hysterically.
Kuwabara gave Sachi a hug. "Nice hug" Sachi said giving him the devious eye. "Are you gay?" Kuwabara asked. "OF course, I love your broad shoulders" he said. Kuwabara backed up "What kind of crazy mad gay clown are you" Kuwabara asked. "A generous one, why do you think I paid for the cat stuffing thing" he said. "You paid because you though I was sexy" Kuwabara said. "Uh-HUH, Uh-HUH" Sachi said trying to touch Kuwabara' s abs. "The only reason I gave you a hug is because I didn't have to pay" Kuwabara said. "Oh but you do" he said. "I thought you paid?" Kuwabara said now getting confused. "Not in money, in sexual ways" he joked. "Are you crazy, you want get nothing I will give you ten reasons!" Kuwabara said.
"Let me hear them" he said.
"Okay" Kuwabara said.
1. You're a Crazy Mad Clown Guy
"I am a demon," he said.
2. You're a gay faggot and I Kuzuma Kuwabara is not gay.
"Yes you are," he laughed.
3. I am not gay
4. Your insanely retarded.
"Like you" Sachi laughed.
5. I am not retarded.
6. You freak me out.
"What the hell are you talking about the first time I saw you I almost died of your ugly ness, but I still think your sexy" Sachi said.
7. I am in love with Yukina and Yukina loves me.
"Oh is Yukina a guy?" he asked.
8. Yukina is a girl and I am a guy, which makes me not gay.
9. I pity you.
"And I don't pity you" he said.
10. You won't to touch me.
"Yes I do!" he said.
"Now I will kick your ass like I said Kick Ass Karate Style Martial Arts Save Your Dead Cat About To Be Stuffed Form" he yelled. "Oh come on dude" Sachi Horoni started laughing. "Hey, laughing Maniacally is not cool" Kuwabara said yelling a "Hee YAH!" throwing a punch at the crazy mad clown's head. The clown easily dodged it. Kuwabara started to breathe hard. 'You're too easy, I could kill you but I choose not to cause your sexy, I will knock you out and leave, because you wouldn't be good in bed" Sachi said saying "Later Sexy!" Kuwabara' s eyes turned red/black and Kuwabara' s spirit energy raised incredibly.
The crazy mad clown turned around "Now this is what I am talking about" He jumped up and tried to attack Kuwabara but Kuwabara did this attack Kick Ass Karate Style Martial Arts Save Your Dead Cat About To Be Stuffed Form which killed the clown. "Now time to find my cat," he said. He walked around in circles where he saw a cat and it looked like Eikichi and came towards him. It was Eikichi. "EIKICHI" Kuwabara yelled. "Meow" it replied. Kuwabara picked it up and swung it around and around. "Know I will worship the watermelon BillyBob" HEHE he said. Kuwabara walked to his house and then entered the door.
Eikichi jumped out of his hands. "I thought she was, but she was just barely hit!" he said. "Did you do the back flip?" She questioned. "Uh-HUH" he said. "Yeh right" She said. "Watch" Kuwabara does a back flip out of the window and flies into the street where a car hits him, suddenly everything fades, now there is just animals running everywhere, they speak human. WHAT THE HELL!
AN: This is a Kuwabara fic, but know for a while it will focus on Eikichi for a while. So enjoy. Please RR thank you!