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AUTHOR'S NOTE: I was going to write a funny script that involved Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville participating in a full episode of "Whose Line is it Anyway?" hosted by Hagrid. After trying to come up with ideas for jokes to be used in each game, I've decided that I'm only going to write the "Quidditch Hoedown" that I came up with for the script because it was the only part that I knew everyone would think is funny. If you would like to see some of the other games from the show, submit a review and tell me what you'd like to see. I have attempted to make scripts for "Scenes from a Hat," "Props," and the one where they are news anchors and they have weird personalities. If you would like for me to add any of these games in a later chapter, please submit a review and tell me which one you'd like to see, or feel free to submit a review telling me what you thought of the "Quidditch Hoedown." I haven't received too many reviews, so I'd greatly appreciate it if people told me what they thought about my fanfics.

And now, Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Neville present: The Quidditch Hoedown!

(cue hoedown music)

Harry:
I play Quidditch for Gryffindor's team,
And I can tell you it's more dangerous than it seems.
It may look easy to fly with such grace,
But you'd better look out for bludgers or you'll get hit in the face!

Ron:
I love Quidditch! I'm glad it's the hoedown's theme!
The Chudley Cannons are my favorite team.
And I know that this isn't right,
But I'd like to beat up anyone who says that my team bites!

Hermione:
Quidditch can be very fun, but it's dangerous too.
Especially when you've got a bludger trying to kill you.
I'm not that good at flying brooms, I'm not very fast,
So if you want me to join a team, then you can... well, you know!

Neville:
I think Quidditch is really kinda cool!
I like to watch them play it at our school!
One game could last till sundown, when the sky turns orange,
But it could go on longer and, uh... nothing rhymes with orange.

(All sing): Nothing rhymes with orange!

(music stops.)