Payback by Hiiiro and Le Petit Chaperon Rouge
Hiiiro: this is my first fic! LPCR: Good for you. Hiiiro: ok then, let's start!
(A/N: Yami's have there own body)
name: speech [action, happening or additional info]
[A regular day in domino city . At KaibaCorp. , Kaiba's employee's are praising Kaiba in to heaven.]
Kaiba: Man I'm good.
At the gameshop , Yugi and Joey are having a friendly duel (A/N: Ahem, Yugi is kicking Joey's ass)
Joey:- -;
Yugi:
Yami: good work aibou! (A/N; we think aibou is spelled that way, if not, please tell us)
Tristan: bad job doggie!
Joey: shut up! [Punches Tristan]
Tristan:[dodge]
Serenity:[receives full blow of Joey's punch] TT ouch
Joey: OMG! Sorry sis....
Tristan: Serenity my love, are you alright!!!
Tea: --; idiot, she nearly broke her nose [patting serenity's head]
[Marik dashes in]
Marik: here comes your worst nightmare!!
[Sees serenity on the ground, her skirt revealing her "unwanted" things] (A/N: is it so hard to say panties?)
Marik [blushing] heh.......
Tea: 0.0 Serenity you might wanna get up.......
Serenity: huh?
Malik: need a hand?[offers his hand to serenity]
Yami: did I hear that correctly?!
Yugi/Tea/Tristan: Uh-huh
Marik:[helps serenity up]
Joey: WTF?!
Serenity: thanks! [Bows]
Marik: heh.......oo
Joey: You! Nutcase! Whate are you doing here!?!?
Marik: hiding....
Everybody: 0.0
Yami: why?smirking don't tell me you're scared..
Marik: if you knew who I'm runnig from you'd understand!
Yugi: who?
Marik not telling, midget
Yugi: TT
[Malik dashes in]
Malik: holy crap! Your sister definitely lost it!
Marik: was she following you?
Malik[nods]
Marik:0.0 [takes serenity's hands] please hide us, I beg you!
Serenity: [blush] i......uh.......uhm.....
Yami: we'll hide you , if you tell us what happened..
Malik:[mumbling] just as nasty as my aibou's sister....... They'd make a good couple.
Tea:[hears what Marik says] hahahahaha !
Marik:[mumbling about Tea] Just as wicked as my sis ,they'd be good friends.
Joey: get your mits off my sista and tell us what happened!!!
Marik: That's a long story......
Serenity: [grabs marik's hands] [puppy eyes] tell us, please...
Malik:[slaps forehead] tell them before I'm going to barf .
Marik: ok, here it comes
[FLASHBACK]
Please enter your nickname:........
Malik: how about: master of the shadows!
Marik: --; no, that will blow our cover.
Malik: you have a better idea?
Marik: yes . how about : [whispering something in Malik's ear]
Malik: give me a bucket .
meanwhile in ishizu's room
Please enter your nickname: goddess of the nile
Password:
Connecting ........
Ishizu: I wonder ... when will prince charming come for me....[dreams away]
Computer:[bling bling] someone wants to chat in private [ bling bling]
Ishizu: [wakes from day dream] huh?
Computer: [opens pop-up screen]
PrinceCharming: hi
Ishizu: huh!? [thinks back at her daydream] 0.0 could it be......
Goddess of the nile: hi
PC: you have a cute picture on your profile (A/N; PrinceCharming = PC and
GoddesoftheNile= GotN)
Ishizu: oh my god......
g.o.t.n: you like my picture or me?
Malik: your sister is nasty
Marik: I know
pc: both
g.o.t.n: which better?
Pc: you of course
Ishizu:[blush]
g.o.t.n: can I get your picture?
pc: tslihhgppmg5eqji;
Marik: fcking dreaded red flaming hell!
Malik: [reading through magazine] huh?
Marik: she wants a picture! [spots malik's magazine] that's it! [fetches malik's magazine]
Malik: hey! I was reading that!
Marik:[flips through magazine] [tears out a picture and scans it]
Malik:0.0
Marik look..[the computer shows an picture of a handsome middle-east ling Malik: .-.- sarcastically Yay! And now?
Marik: send it to Ishizu, duh!
G.o.t.n: um, beg your pardon?
Pc: sorry, my cat jumped on the keyboard
G.o.t.n: you have a cat? Kawaii!
Pc: yes she's black with bleu eyes, just like you btw, and her name is Baset
g.o.t.n:
pc: here's my picture[sending]
computer:[receiving picture] opening.....
g.ot.n: u r hot
Marik: terrible to hear that from your sister.....
Malik: no shit
Pc: tnx. You look sexy ur self, and you're always close to me, because my cat reminds me about you
Malik: that's not really romantic, if you ask me--;
Marik: and what do you know about romance!?!
Malik: if you only knew what happened in the shadow realm when Mai was there....
Marik: I don't want to know
Malik: [whispers in something in Marik's ear]
Marik: 0.0 [shocked] I.....said....I....don't....want....to .....know
Pc: wanna date?
Malik: [ screams ] incest!!!!
Ishizu: so fast? .....0.0 gotta grab this chance
G.o.t.n: sure, when , where
Pc: next wedneday evening, in front of the domino cinema I'll take care of everything
Ishizu: yes!YES!YES!
G.o.t.n: ok, I'll see you then. Bye![logged out]
Ishizu: Yeah! I have a date!=D now, where is that baka brother of mine and his baka yami?
back with m&m
Logging out......
M&m: [evil laughter] muhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
[beng!] Marik: what was that? I thought you said Kaiba didn't came here at this time?!
Malik: guess I was wrong....now shhhit!
Kaiba: this is my private lab...
Voice: wauw
Malik: He's with a girl!?! WTF!? [whispering]
Marik: I know that voice.....
Voice: Seto.... Seto: Serenity....[start to make out]
Marik: WTF!?! Serenity!? XD
Malik: shhhhhhhh!!!
Serenity: did you hear that?
Seto: what?
Serenity: I heard my name.....
Seto: ....what ever [resumes what he was doing]
Malik: live porn, yes!!!!!!
Marik: 0.o ra.....[grabs millennium rod, and slaps Kaiba]
Kaiba: XD ouch!!!
Serenity:0.o
Malik: I was watching that!
Serenity: [blushes]AAAAAAAH! Perverts!
Kaiba:[rubs head] ouch.... what was that?
Marik: Serenity!=D
Serenity: [grabs random item and throws it at mariks head]pervert! :
Marik: [gets hit] XD
Malik: --; what an idiot....
That Wednesday evening
[Ishizu is dressed in a miniskirt with a sexy top and heels. Her make-up looks professional thanks to Mai]
Ishizu: [blush] when will he come....o hurry up!
In a bush near by Marik: She's so stupid! She actually fell for it!
Malik: it must run in the family.....
Marik: [slaps Malik with the millennium rod] shut up Malik: XD that hurt....
Ishizu: [pacing nervously] hurry up already!
Malik: Shadow magic does miracles[snickers]
Marik: =D Yeah!
Malik: let's run! [Both ran away]
Ishizu:[stares] I swear I saw Marik and Malik running there......0.o
[A paper flies into Ishizu face]
Ishizu: Crap! What's that ?! [Unfolds it] [Sees picture of the middle-east ling who's supposed to be Prince charming. On the picture there's written with red crayon:
You've been had
M&M
Ishizu: [screaming death and murder]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Windows break random people fall down unconscious]
At the top floor of Kaibacorp Kaiba:[fall's of his chair] what the ........0.o
-Nowhere near the end-
A/N: okies! This was the first chappie!! Did you like it?? Please review!!! (push the "GO" button) Cheers, Hiiiro and LPCR